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Nolene Quinn

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  • Last active: 8/7/12
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  • Dear Alcohol

    First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwiseConsequences:

    1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?

    2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese, onion and mustard (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few sweet chilli and sour cream red rock chips)? I'm an electic eater, but I think you went too far this time.

    3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 4 or 5 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.

    4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.

    Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.

    Thank you,Your biggest fan

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  • luv Paul Rooney

    wel nolene wdc?

    3/14/10
  • Bronagh Aspromonte
    Bronagh Aspromonte

    Well Nols! How's it going? Did you have a good birthday yesterday? I put a message on your facebook but not even sure if you use it. Anyhow, was thinking about you :) and hope you had a good one! Any craic with you? xoxo

    6/4/09
  • Ronan Mckenna
    Ronan Mckenna

    gudday mate!!!! a duck walks into a bar: Duck: "any bread?" Barman: NO" Duck: "any bread?" Barman: NO" Duck: "any bread?" Barman: NO" Duck: "any bread?" Barman: "NO - and if u ask that again u wee cunt ill nail ur fuckin beak to the bar!!" Duck: "any Nails?" Barman: "NO" Duck: "any bread?"

    2/3/09
  • John Mc Shane
    John Mc Shane

    I'll tell ye wat young Quinn Kevin Webster would be a good catch for any young woman Lives in a nice quiet street, got his own business just across the road and got a nice moustache!! Wat more would ye want???

    8/18/08
  • Fionnbharr Murphy
    Fionnbharr Murphy

    Jaysus u cud near work around me yung quinn!

    8/13/08
  • Ronan Mckenna
    Ronan Mckenna

    i never do ye girl ye!!!!!!!!!!!

    8/12/08
  • Rory Cameron
    Rory Cameron

    Deffo, where you going, who you staying with, who you with, u can crash at ours if you want...ive lost your number again what is it

    8/12/08
  • Karen McLaughlin
    Karen McLaughlin

    wot u at this weekend?x

    8/10/08
  • Fionnbharr Murphy
    Fionnbharr Murphy

    F**k u quinn ye wee prick!

    7/22/08
  • Carissa Derrick

    sup! www.cool-offers.com oxox MuAh xoxo

    7/22/08 via Mobile
  • Noílín
    Noílín

    well number 2 hows hse cuttin... sun night should be rockin then.. im back on top form again... back injectin the vodka in to the oul vains!! ya ho.... you be about sun night???

    7/8/08
  • Bronagh Aspromonte
    luv Bronagh Aspromonte

    Well Nolene! How are you? Any craic at all? Had a nosey at your new pics. I must say you're looking absolutely stunning! You just look like a film star! :D We're just in from lunch at my in-laws. It was lovely but it's been pissing rain all day! Ah well, can't complain, it's been so hot lately that the rain will cool us down a bit! Any hols planned? We're off all of next week. Heading to London on Wed for a few days & then have 2 weeks off end August but no plans as of yet. We'll see! Just thought I'd say hello! Hope all's well with you. Say hello to your ones from me pls xoxo

    7/6/08
  • Nicola McKenna
    Nicola McKenna

    OMG the state of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    7/6/08
  • Nicola McKenna
    Nicola McKenna

    arite my little china doll..we shouldn't be allowd out togetther

    7/1/08
  • Davina Mcelroy
    Davina Mcelroy

    hey!! don't think it'd be much fun going down by myself! :) brazil was great, really tough but amazing!! hows all with you an craic? D x

    7/1/08
  • Andrew M
    Andrew M

    Andy pandy how original Quinn! Haven't heard that before lol! Just finished my first two weeks of work and I already hate the place! drove 136km today to get back to perth today, because i've not seen very many people in the last two weeks! need some interaction...... so i'm in perth to get pissed!!!!lol bucky can be substituted.....a litre of wine and two tins of red bull!! after all i am backpacking! livin in a shack on this other place pitch black at night and when you go outside you are surrounded by kangaroo's lol can't wait to move up north well more thasn 136km north! talk soon x

    6/27/08
  • Davina Mcelroy
    Davina Mcelroy

    hi chick, hows all with you?? how come your selling them? how much for and what are the dates of it??

    6/26/08
  • Stephanie M
    Stephanie M

    He yea it is soo quiet...no one to wrap my window at 5am coz they've forgotten their key!!!! He phone yesterday....planning on buying a camper van for a bit touring!!! So jealous!

    6/9/08