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Gillian Cooke

OOOOOOUCH!!!!!!!!! SUN BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/2/09 | me too! | Reply

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...Money for nothing, ch-ch-ch-chicks for free!!!!
Me, Myself, and I
HARRO!!!!!!

The names gillian... gill... gilly... gillo... gillah... gillywilly... gillzzzzzzaaaaaa...gillies... gillers...gillybean...nillian
 ......lillian nooke...... gillian COCKE!!!....yadda yadda yadda!!!
The Other Half Of Me
Quinnbin Junior

Quinnbin Junior

see what he can do...

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80's and some stuff from the 70's, and anything thats good at the moment
February 11th 2009
Went to the Ireland game - HOWEVER, firstly I went to the FAI Presidents Reception for dinner where i met John Delaney (lovely man dont care what ya say), Harry Crosbie and a few other z-list celebs. After dinner and an open bar I found my seat which was practically ON the pitch and next to the Georgia subs (not a looker amongst them), after soaking up the atmosphere throughout the match I made my way to the players lounge where I mingled with the boys in green over more free drinks... all in all... not a bad thursday!!!!
What ever happened to
prizes in cereal
Hurray for:
my mates, beach parties, jacks giant paws, jacks floppy ears, jacks nose, surprises, rosslare/wexfor, holidays, riverdance, my ipod, my brothers, getting dressed up to go out, heart-to-hearts, having a few bob, open bars, when my bedroom is tidy, a bitta gossip, garlic mayo, being in bed when its raining out, nice guys, when my phones rings or beeps, the cold side of the pillow, retail therapy, knowing you've no assignments due, all day and all night sessions in maynooth, staying in hotels, new things, a good stretch, people who can make me laugh
Boo for:
spiders (big or small), hard butter, waiting on buses, missing out on things, the word panties, lies, moaners, topshop security guard - i feel like hes ALWAYS watching me, messy girls, chairs with right handed tables built in - its tough being a lefty in a right handed world, non stop assignments in college, poeple who leave ya hanging, backstabbers, TOMATOES!!!!
Things I cant do:
1. Make microwave popcorn
2. Do vollies
3. Say Drumcondra without a struggle
4. Make decisions
5. Eat chocolate without getting it everywhere
6. Sleep on planes
7. Eat yoghurt without "chewing" it first....
8. Watch dog racing

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  • How to treat a girl...terrible but sooooooo funny

    1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will
    keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

    2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
    (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she
    cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

    3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls
    are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

    4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she
    is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will
    show her you care.

    5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
    her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and
    every girl needs some improvement.

    6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then
    when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because
    jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

    7. if you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she
    is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other
    girls ass. Girls love competition.

    8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she
    thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire
    yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and
    now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when
    she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean
    over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

    9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those
    special nicknames.

    10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

    11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket...
    then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you
    don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching
    about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the
    bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
    party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at
    the party.

    13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
    kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

    14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10
    minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home
    and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

    15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her
    self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep
    down desires to be.

    17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes,
    earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the
    pair. This way shell go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and
    say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that
    speaks for her.

    19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a
    spontaneous guy.

    20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell
    on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm
    talking about.

    21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its
    just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to
    stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already
    stated.

    22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

    23. if you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.
    this way she'll think you're mysterious.

    24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her
    material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that
    she keeps you h

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  • Male comebacks to female comebacks to male chat up lines

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
    Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.


    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my c&^% just yet


    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
    Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my
    car, I don't give a shit where you go.


    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
    Man: That explains the moustache then!



    (CLASSIC!!!!)
    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.
    Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.



    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?
    Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
    impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.



    Man: Would you like to dance?
    Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
    Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.



    Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
    Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.



    Man: You're pretty
    Woman: Piss off.
    Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.

    2 Comments 381 weeks

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    They are giving away mac book air's http://alturl.com/ibhe6

    8/13/11 via Mobile
  • Sachin Sharma
    Sachin Sharma

    how ya Gill...so hav ya been in Mantra lately? hows everything...stil in JJ?

    10/9/09
  • Grace Parker
    Grace Parker

    Hey Gillian You are invited to my 21st Date: Friday16th OCTOBER Time: 8:30 - Late Location: Castleknock Tennis Club. Hope 2 c u der x

    9/14/09
  • Antoinette
    Antoinette

    Im good how you keeping any news

    8/29/09 via Mobile
  • Antoinette
    Antoinette

    Hun hows you any news

    8/27/09 via Mobile
  • Louise Jordan
    Louise Jordan

    Alright Gillian!! This is an official invite to my 21st birthday party on Friday the 11th of September @ 8.30pm in the Halfway House pub on the Ashtown Navan Road. Hope to see ya there :) Louise x

    8/26/09
  • Ger Mc Cormack
    luv Ger Mc Cormack

    'she says early!' 'no she doesnt she says in there' 'im tellin ya she says early' 'and im telling you she says in there' ....i rest my case :P xxx

    7/23/09
  • Karl O Dwyer
    luv Karl O Dwyer

    I dunno it was full of polish the night we were there...and someone was tellin me thats what its like the whole time now....did ya see theres a new nightclub in maynooth...bet ya wish ya were still there:L :L :L

    6/22/09
  • Jen Milner
    Jen Milner

    aw thanks....was bored standing waiting for take that so got camera happy.........had no idea u wer goin away so soon....jealous is not d word!

    6/19/09
  • Paddy Ward

    is that your way of givin me an invite... :P ;) haha i dnt think its that bad of a sweatbox its never been that bad when iv been. coppers on the other hand always seems to be a sweat box!! cnt blame the lads for wantin to get away for a while tho hahaha :L

    6/17/09
  • Paddy Ward

    haha maybe 2m then.... here just because im from maynooth doesnt mean i havnt been 2 coppers!! was in dandelion once aswell i think! many of you headin in? depends what night ur goin i guess... D2's not 2 bad either,and purty kitchen is savage!! u ever been??

    6/17/09
  • Paddy Ward

    rumour has it theyre up 2day....ha u do care u big nerd!!! gaggin for the results so u are!! ye over the weekend i had a 21st to go 2, another bday, bradys and fizz and debatin what to do this weekend!! did u do anythin? (doubt it,judging frm ur previous lame ways)

    6/17/09
  • Karl O Dwyer
    Karl O Dwyer

    Did yas ave a gud night in the end.....did many of yas head back to the house??? i ended upin a house party tillhalf 8 the next mornin.great night heaven wasn't great tho

    6/16/09
  • Conor E

    I went to the classy Hartstown House last night, how was the party? When did ya take out a loan ya mad yoke, and for what!?

    6/13/09
  • Paddy Ward

    ha of course she gt a 1st,shes a nerd god love her!! ye good call,think every1 is goin 2m nite so il prob join them. aw the clean up is always the shit part! unlucky! think the rest of the results are out next week arnt they?

    6/12/09
  • Paddy Ward

    thanks...i duno we got them from the chem dept,bio results and all. ah class ul have a ball. havnt a clue yet still up in the air,cud be maynooth sat,mayb twn 2ni. u out 2ni?

    6/12/09
  • Paddy Ward

    haha eh i got the important ones right!! ah give me time! ye? who's 21st is it? no but il prob b headin up there this weekend at some stage. im workin in alltech,its a biotech company in dunboyne so happy days. u still on the couch? got a 2.1 in my degree 2day....over the moon!!!

    6/11/09
  • Conor E

    Just about! Yeah I'm working 19.5 hours a week, yeah i know that's a weird number, Monday, Wednesday, Sunday, at least i have a job anyway. No news really, wanna get out of europe at some stage this summer, the furthest I've gone so far is Westport, was good though! Are you heading away at all? You working full time?

    6/11/09
  • Conor E

    I have a story for you.... Ya know Neil Byrne (Nelly), he was telling me that it was the Twins birthday this Friday, and i was like "Which ones birthday is it?" Scarlehhhh.

    6/10/09
  • luv Paddy Ward

    hahaha u stayed in with the dog??? here have some love...looks like your the one who needs it ;P no i headed for the big smoke,went out in D2, had a great night,all the pics are up on facebook,best night out in town in ages! and btw dnt worry about those quizes they are well outa date....by about a year!!! but god help u if i do better in urs!! any plans this week?

    6/9/09