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- ...Money for nothing, ch-ch-ch-chicks for free!!!!
- Me, Myself, and I
The names gillian... gill... gilly... gillo... gillah... gillywilly... gillzzzzzzaaaaaa...gillies... gillers...gillybean...nillian
......lillian nooke...... gillian COCKE!!!....yadda yadda yadda!!!
- The Other Half Of Me
see what he can do...
- 80's and some stuff from the 70's, and anything thats good at the moment
- February 11th 2009
- Went to the Ireland game - HOWEVER, firstly I went to the FAI Presidents Reception for dinner where i met John Delaney (lovely man dont care what ya say), Harry Crosbie and a few other z-list celebs. After dinner and an open bar I found my seat which was practically ON the pitch and next to the Georgia subs (not a looker amongst them), after soaking up the atmosphere throughout the match I made my way to the players lounge where I mingled with the boys in green over more free drinks... all in all... not a bad thursday!!!!
- What ever happened to
- prizes in cereal
- Hurray for:
- my mates, beach parties, jacks giant paws, jacks floppy ears, jacks nose, surprises, rosslare/wexfor, holidays, riverdance, my ipod, my brothers, getting dressed up to go out, heart-to-hearts, having a few bob, open bars, when my bedroom is tidy, a bitta gossip, garlic mayo, being in bed when its raining out, nice guys, when my phones rings or beeps, the cold side of the pillow, retail therapy, knowing you've no assignments due, all day and all night sessions in maynooth, staying in hotels, new things, a good stretch, people who can make me laugh
- Boo for:
- spiders (big or small), hard butter, waiting on buses, missing out on things, the word panties, lies, moaners, topshop security guard - i feel like hes ALWAYS watching me, messy girls, chairs with right handed tables built in - its tough being a lefty in a right handed world, non stop assignments in college, poeple who leave ya hanging, backstabbers, TOMATOES!!!!
- Things I cant do:
- 1. Make microwave popcorn
2. Do vollies
3. Say Drumcondra without a struggle
4. Make decisions
5. Eat chocolate without getting it everywhere
6. Sleep on planes
7. Eat yoghurt without "chewing" it first....
8. Watch dog racing
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- ROSSLARE QUIZ!!! 10 Taken
- Do you know my past??? 31 Taken
- this one is not as "tricky" as the last one...ERIC! 26 Taken
- How well do you know Gillian? 62 Taken
1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will
keep her on her toes. and girls love that.
2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
(or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she
cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls
are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she
is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will
show her you care.
5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and
every girl needs some improvement.
6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then
when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because
jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.
7. if you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she
is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other
girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire
yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and
now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when
she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean
over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."
9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those
10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.
11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket...
then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you
don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching
about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the
bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at
13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?
14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10
minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home
and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her
self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep
down desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes,
earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the
pair. This way shell go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and
say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that
speaks for her.
19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a
20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell
on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm
21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its
just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to
stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. if you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.
this way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her
material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that
she keeps you h
2 Comments 286 weeks
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my c&^% just yet
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my
car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.
Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.
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