"..the kid took my bar so i bit him on the ass"...
"leg cramp no one move"...
"Floor-drop, on yo knees..surprize photo"...
"get your hand off of that ross"...
"how about we just drop her...we'd get off kayaking"...
"evolution is like the way a chef's skin becomes resistant to heat after a while"...
"no its like the extermination of the blac-...wait what?"...
"ill chop it off i swear put it away or ill chop it all off"...
"I bungee jumped..i can do anything"...
"ross 'the boy' johnson"...
"wait a minute..how did i get here?"...
"damn key wont work...waaaaah"..."
right im getting naked...but your right in my eyeline"...
"(shadow in window) is that luke..OH MY!"...
"I cant do it..i might get splinters...but your on a ladder..im afraid of metal"
"What do cows do on dates?..they smooooo-ch....did you make that up yourself...yes i can see that"
"slide face first into the gorge...hi ms tallon and your camera"
"ah theres biscuit crumbs in my bed"
"hey did everyone hear about ross?"
"2 hours and 26 mins till i can play eye spy...yess"
"flippety punch"
"you know..i think im crying a little"
"she's just emotionally unstable"
"you know..i feel a knacker walk coming on"
"kick..food cupboard etc"
"Hey PANSEY the little QUALA bear on my arm! hello little pansey crawling up my shoulder! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"First Base..smoochy smoochy..Second base touchy touchy up here...Base three touchy touchy down there"
"Gravelled and mo'stashed"
"Bet ya we can't both fit in my trousers..showed you wrong didnt i"
"Lap dance- nuff said"
"Crap where on eath is robert's sleeping bag?....maybe i'll just tell him its a game of hide and go seek..."
"ROTATE"..
"Who's in that tent..is it just conor and the girls?"...
"There's something about claire"...
"And how does that make you feel....Is it because your parents didnt breastfeed you as a child?"...
"Running down the hallway half clothed.."
"What do you say...will we just drop her...we'll get off kayaking?"...
"what!..theres a rip in my jeans!"

raaaaaaarrrrr <--primal scream....
" I know....lets make a trip wire out of reeds....mwahaha"
and then the Lo- *Clap clap...."oh its not over"
Are ya busy NOOOOO..well stir it with your bum then..
Are you sleeping together?
I dont like richard...he's scary
I hate Richie - I heard that!
''Be sure to clean under the carpets for whern Richie pulls them out!'
"Richie is a claening Nazi. -No I'm not, I'm just thorough!"
Im a SECONDARY school teacher.. be very afraid..
Gimme and O..gimme a V...gimme a C....gimme a A
and what does that spell sir..OVCA?
Wake up! what a beautiful morning the lord has given us!
Why dont we say the names of our quiet time groups starting with laura.
Laura: ahhhhhh.....theres a rat in my pillow
Its cheese (its cheese) Its cheese (its cheese) its cheese that makes the world go around..
" Claires missing....Mr McConnell : dont listen to rumors!"
Hey girls whats your names? I've a pony
One pen and a ruler....that'll be 156 euros please
In your-endo..
Dont make me whip my proper camper treatment booklet.
Your hott
But spodge didnt believe in brushing his teeth, he prefered to brush his ears.
Laura almost getting flattened by 70 primary school children.
My friend thinks men menastrate
Stay behind the line! There is a clear line....
"The floors icky...well so's yo face..oh crap..i just insulted a camper"
Clap*...where were you on that one?
I'll just go change into my pyjamas...extra strechable room
Are we doing the whole thing? YES of course..it would be an insult not to
"eat your fruit or else you'll die of scurvey!!!"

<-- what a weekend