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I'Ll Give You Asilentnight
- Is it me, or does Bill Gates have alot of money? (I dont know why)
- Me, Myself, and I
- yes i am, ever so nice.
YES I DO PLAY THE DRUMS =]
ohh and my friends list is all random apart from the first line. ohh and the 2nd. ohh ohh third
Green day, fall out boy, all american rejects, AFI, MCR ROCK i went to see them.
bowling for soup, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus are amazing and so are Motion city soundtrack
- Scared Of
- YOU AHHHHHHHHH
- Happiest When
- eating and walking home with my friends, oh and music.
- I hate
- some guy in the corner.
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BILLY CONNOLLY "14 things he hates about people"
1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fu*k is yours? Do I point
at my cr*tch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and
eat it too"...
Fu*king right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say it's always the last place you look"... Of course it is..
Why the fu*k would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?"... No
tossser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....Didn't really give me
a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'...Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short"...What the fu*k?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fu*king does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that
nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks, that's an
image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It's has
too be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fu*king McTosser.
14. When you're involved in an accident and someone asks 'are
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off
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Wat would you do if i...
Said I love you?
Lived next door?
AND SOME OTHER QUESTIONS:
How did we meet?
What do you tink of me?
Best memory of me?
How long have we be friends?
Do you love me?
Have I hurt you?
Wud you hug me?
Are we close?
Scale of 1-10, how awesome am i?
Am I loveable?
How long have you known me?
Describe me in 1 word?
Have you ever been mad at me?
Wat reminds you of me?
Do you know me well?
Are you going to put this in your blog to see what i say about you?
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The Nation of Connor is ordered by El Presidente I'Ll Give You Asilentnight. In this nation, only those who make large donations to the government are allowed the right to vote. Upon the birth of each new child, a multi-function processor is implanted in the child's brain which provides each citizen with 100% of all new information experienced by said child. Government sponsored programs for health care allow any individual who owns land to receive care.
Crime is held at bay with the allowance for jailers to sporadically beat, torture and execute inmates who are considered 'problem cases'. This country is proudly guarded by a fleet of men wearing kilts and carrying giant pikes and hand grenades. Religious practice and public observances are allowed, but no policies may be created to advance any given expression of religious thought. Many new schools have been opened by the government to propagate written text over outdated verbal traditions.
Environmental awareness is practically unheard of, although the citizens of Connor are quite aware of water quality issues and only urinate downstream. Corporations are allowed to make decisions outside the control of the government given they pay and 'Independent Practices Tax' and report all dealings to a specified government official for quality assurance purposes, and citizens are free to demonstrate for increase of social freedoms, but government officials are instructed to only pay lip service, and no actual changes will be made.
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