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- Me, Myself, and I
- LOADING. . .
█████████████ 99% Oakenshaw Soldier
<<< Boy Better Kno...Dat mans Para lol
I fort it was about time to change this agen lol not jus change this change alot of things about my life aswell...This year may onli b Half way thru bt ive realised a few thingz already....Life ent all roses and flutes n sumtimes u jus gotta fuck it n get on with it. Ive Decided 2 change my life objective now lol n im on a pure fitness thing now fuck the drugs ive grown out of all that shit 2 the point where even gettin pissed up is a chore rather than a choice lmao hu knows where ill b in 1 years time........ i do
Never look back all the past dose is make u wonder what if, well stop thinking about it cuz u might miss ur next chance because ur so cought up in the past.. Fuck the past never look back...
HOLD TIGHT NEWTON N BAKER----MISSIN U BOIZ RA
- The Other Half Of Me
This Girl Abandons Her Mates :O shes Hot Tho xx
- Read Up
- Lєt Mє Tєll You Somєthing You Alrєady Know. Thє World Ain't All Sunshinє And Rainbows. It Is A Vєry Mєan And Nasty Placє And It Will Bєat You To Your Knees And Kєєp You Thєre Pєrmanєntly If You Let It. You, Mє, Or Nobody Is Gonna Hit As Hard As Lifє. But It Ain't How Hard You Hit; It's About How Hard You Can Gєt Hit, And Keep Moving Forward. How Much You Can Takє, And Kєєp Moving Forward. That's How Winning Is Donє. Now, If You Know What You'rє Worth, Thєn Go Out And Gєt What You'rє Worth. But You Gotta Bє Willing To Takє Thє Hit, And Not Pointing Fingers Saying You Ain't Where You Arє Bєcause Of Him, Or Hєr, Or Anybody. Cowards Do That And That Ain't You. You're Bєtter Than That! Rocky Balboa
- *Villa Fans Are Born, Not Manufactured
We Do Not Choose, We Are Chosen
Those That Understand Need No Explanation
Those That Don't...DON'T MATTER!!!
- New Religion Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as in the boozer. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager. Forever and ever, Barmen....................... ............................. Put this on ur bebo if u wish 2join the newest an most realistic religion of all time-its a no strings attached kinda fing-dout shall do as one pleases.
- MaLiA '07
- It Came...
We Smashed It...
Best Week of tha Year so Far.........Roll On Summer '08
- Happiest When
- Chillin wiv my matez or at work chillin wit my m8z cuz that way we gettin payed 4 it lol, goin owt on tha weekendz n gettin para wiv the ladz and mayb once or twice (mayb 3) tymz in tha week haha u kno how we do!
- Thingz dat Piss Me Off
- Adverts, wen fuse shuts, Lil Kids in fuse (or newhere 2bh) backstabbers, loud girlz that jus dnt kno wen its tym 2 shut the fuck up, ladz that think there godz gift, havin no money, havin no budz, whitys, people on whitys, gurls that r proppa para, slagz, ex girlfriends, people takin the piss, wen no taxi driver believes that ull pay him wen u get there lol, villa losin, blues winnin, wen my mom , ent made me no sandwitchs 4 work, wen i gt work early, wen i gt work l8, wen ive gt work, traffic, red lights, heart fm, brmb, ill leave it there cuz thers way 2 many lol
- Pimpology 101
- i. Thou Shall Not Snitch
ii. Thou Shall Not Infiltrate
iii. Thou Shall Not Perpetrate
iv. Thou Shall Not Playa Hate
v. Thou Shall Not Hoe Trust
vi. Thou Shall Not Hoe Say
vii. Thou Shall Not Pay a Trick
viii. Thou Shall Not Disrespect The Game
ix. Thou Shall Not Be Broke
x. Thou Shall Not Be Without Necessities
- Luke Barron
- Elliot Morris
- David Whitehorn
- Antony Valentine
- Dez Keyte
- Tyron Lungrin
- James Crowe
- Gary Hewitt
- Stevie Macca
- Emma Lou
- Kevin O'Connor
- Rhys Lee
- Luke Shenton
- EZ Rollin
- X Mwah Superstar X
- Tim Foley
- Matt Poyner
- Jake Newton
- X Unique X
- Sally-Ann Xxx
- Naomi Jacques
- Sweet Angel Xx
- New Years Eve 06/07 (20)
- New Years Eve 07/08 (10)
- Off Tha Mobile (48)
- Tha Mobile Pt 2 (24)
- Malia '07 (46)
- Malia '07 Pt 2 (17)
- Tha Real O.P.P (42)
- O.P.P Rollin Owt (49)
- Still Rollin........ (34)
- My Bredrinz 4 Lyf (22)
- Piss Up (16)
- Hold Tight ---BREDRINZ (5)
- U dnt Want This (7)
- The Warp Family lmao (20)
- The L.S.C Connextion (26)
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- £10
Did acid -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in the wild -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Peed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25
Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin
1 Comment 263 weeks
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
Go play in traffic.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up lol
0 Comments 292 weeks
W O U L D Y O U R A T H E R
1. pierce your nose or tongue? Tounge
2. be serious or funny ? funny ovs
3. drink whole or skim milk? whole
4. die in a fire or drown? drown ennit
A R E Y O U
1. simple or complicated? comlicated
2. Gay? haha not 1 bit u joka
3. Hardcore? till i die lol
4. Honest? ermmm yea lol
DO YOU PREFER
1. flowers or angels? angels
2. gray or black? black
3. Color or Black: colour
4. lust or love? gotta say lust cuz love ent nice trust
5. sunrise or sunset? sunset cuz datz wen tha partyz start
6. M&Ms or Skittles? skittles i met a bird in lanzarote yea n all u had 2 giv her was a bag of skittles n sum red bull n she was fukd haha funny tymz
7. rap or indie? rap ya get me
8. staying up late or waking up early? stayin up early lol
1. do you like anyone? I did
2. do they know it? I dunno ya kno
DO YOU PREFER
1. being hot or cold? hot
2. sun or moon? sun
3.Winter or Fall? fall
4. left or right? right
5. sun or rain? sun obvz
6. vanilla ice cream or Chocolate ice cream? vanilla all tha way
7. boys or girls? GURLZ!!!!!!
8 vodka or jack? jack it smashz vodaz
What time is it? 22:06
Name? Matt Shenton
Nickname(s): Shenton n a few uvaz bt ent sayin lol
WHAT DO YOU WANT
Where do you want to live? in a nice house wiv a gorjus wife lol
How many kids do you want? yea 2 a boy n a gurl bot tha boy gotta cum first lol
What kind of job do you want? 1 that pays fat wedge even if i gotta sell coke lol jkz
1. Nervous Habits? fuck knows tbh
2. Are you double jointed? nah
3. Can you roll your tongue? yep
4. Can you raise one eyebrow? yep
5. Can you cross your eyes? yep
F O O D
2. Have you ever eaten Spam? yea itz dutty lol
3. Favorite ice cream flavor? cookies n cream onli tha dappaz kno bwt dat shit lol
4. How many kinds cereal are in your cabineT? bare lol shreddies honey loopz coco poz n all that shreaded wheat shit lol
5. What's your favorite beverage? fuckin alocohol u get me
6. What's your favorite restaurant? tha chippy wen im twisted haha
7. Do you cook? yea all tha tym it tastes nicer wen u cook it ya self
1. Do you swear? yea
2. Do you ever spit? wen i smoke cuz it tastes like shit lol
3. You cook your own food? wen i can b arsed
4. You do your own chores? sort of
5. You got laid today? ha i wish
6. You like beef jerky? not at all
7. You like pepsi or coke? i always say pepsi bt im sayin coke 2day
8. You plan on going to college? bin there dun that got tha t-shirt n gt kickd owt haha
9. You're happy with your hair? yea course i am uvawise it wud b differant durrrr
10. You own a dog? no
11. You spend your money wisely? drink drugz n gurlz..... yea i do lol
12. You're always making new friends? wen eva i get tha chance
13. You like to swim? yea i fuckin love it
14. have You ever got so bored you call a friend? yea loads of tymz
15. You're patient? sumtymz i am
16. You like this survey? nt realli no it was pointless lol
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