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rOdGe N pOdGe!!!!!!!!!!
A sniper wouldn't take her out
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a
nettle
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab
If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall
Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of
her
I feel like a boiled shite (hungover)
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
As busy as the Dalkey dole office
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
As tight as a nun's knickers
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
Up and down like a hoor's knickers
No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
I left her with a face like a painters radio
A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
As fit as a butcher's dog
She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Not even the tide would take her out
Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her
Daz wouldn't shift her
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
Sweating like a nun in a field full of cucumbers
As mad as a box of frogs
Jaysis shes a set of milkers on her that would feed a mart
Ive a horn on me that would bait Pavorriti away from a pizza
Ive a horn on me that would bait a donkey out of a quarry
Shes a face like a chewed toffee
Im so sick id nearly get into bed with me sister
That lad would drink tar from a Wellington boot
Im so hungry id ate a tinkers toenails
Im so hungry id eat a horse and chase the jockey
Shes a cunt like a wizards sleeve
Me mickeys so hard id club a whale
I'm as sick as a small hospital
I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
She had a face on her like a well slapped arse
Your're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
My mouth's as dry as a nuns crack
He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
As funny as a burning orphanage
He's so camp, he'd shite tent pegs
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
0 Comments 362 weeks
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plz do this!!!
1.hot?:
2.a flirt?:
3.crazy?:
4.funny?:
5.annoyin?:
6.a gud karter
7.a fun person 2 b round?:
8.a gud frnd?:
9.always lukin 4 an adrenalin rush?:
**WUD U...**
1.Hug me?:
2.Miss me If I ws gne?:
3.kiss me?
**HW WEL DO U NO ME?**
1.Wens my b.day?
2.Hw old am I?:
3.What skol do I go 2?:
4.Hu am I luvn?:
5.Fav Sport?:
6.Fav tings 2 do?:
**IF U CUD**
1.Hook me up wit sum1 hu wud it b nd y?:
2.Do 1 ting wit me wat wud it b nd y?:
3.Take me sumwer wer wud it b nd y?:
**JST A FEW QUESTIONS**
1.Wat do u luv bout me?:
2.Wat do u hate bout me?:
3.If u cud change 1 ting bout me wat wud it b?
0 Comments 364 weeks
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do dis plzzz!!!!!!!!!!
1. What is your name?
2. Are we friends?
3. Are we best friends?
4. Do u think I'm sexy lmao?
5. Have u ever thought I was sexy?
6. Would u snog me?
7. What was your 1st impression of me?
8. Has that changed?
9. Have I ever been so annoying you could slap me?
10. Have we ever kissed?
11. Was it good lmao?
12. When did we meet?
13. Describe me in 3 words (be nice!)?
14. Have we ever fallen out?
15. What was it about?
16. Would you have sex with me haha?
17. wats ya numbr?!
18.wud ya like ta b me oda haf?
19. Are you going to put this on ur blog and see what i say about you???
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4/25/11
SophiaKeogh
Just signed onto bebo for the craic ha and the memories it brings back.. funny stuff =) love you Steve xox
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.Louise4/29/09hey stranger wats up ?? havent talked te ya in years steo .. hows thigs !! ?? x
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Daena.X4/26/09Thinking Of You Hun .. X X X
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3/6/09
SophiaKeogh
Hey babe =) Whats up ? just tot i'd leave ye a little comment! I Love Youu x x x x x x x
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Harry Mc Cormick9/14/08well pat wats the jazz taught id be gay aswell n leave ye a few xs
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9/5/08
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alriit... on d ewl booz agen i see,lol take it ezy yeh, one ah a time
hah wb homzZ luv ye budd xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Steven Curtis7/3/08paddy moved ya up in d top 16 coz i loves ya!! u cumin ou on saturday wen im home!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xx
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'7/1/08
well i say smk hed>
lol eh juzz d celin ov me room,lol o.b nun juzz chilaxn . . wbu, . . ?? wb budd x x x x
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Steven Curtis7/1/08
why thank you pat!!
!! how ya keepin nyhu?? nytin xcitin happenin bak home?? xxxxx
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Steven Curtis6/29/08
paddy fran will b home soon!! dnt worry!! get maggie warm 4 me!!!
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Bbbearr6/23/08hah i no its rell borin or sumtin iv 1 thing 2 luk ofrward 2 so fare
wb x
Pats on bebo 
hah j.b wach at ...?? wb homzZ x x x x
I L o v e Y o u u u u
SophiaKeogh 0 Repliesx x x
hey baby <3
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SophiaKeogh 0 Repliesjst lettin uu no i love uu <3
even tho u already no dat <3
bt wats d harm
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