1.What does the oldest text message in your inbox say?
God i love you Xx

2. What was the last song you sang outloud?
Moving down the track

3. Do you have any nicknames?
Gandy

4. Who was the last person to message you?
Rachel

5. What time did you go to bed last night?
12.40

6. Are you currently happy?
Nope

7. When was the last time you cried?
When Munchkin left

8. Who gives you the best advice?


9. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
sometimes

10. Who did you talk on the phone with last?
ma mum

11. Is anything bugging you right now?
yeah , no munchkin

12. What was the last thing that made you laugh hysterically?
frankie boyle live

13. Do you wear toe socks?
?????

15. What annoys you most in a person?
people who let you down

16. Do you have a crush on anyone?
yeah

17. Have you ever done drugs ?
yep

18. What is the color of your room?
magnolia

19. Would you kill someone you hate for a billion pounds?
fuck aye

20. Do you believe in the saying "talk is cheap?"
yes

21. Who was the last person to lay in your bed besides yourself?
conz

22. Who was the last person to hug you?
taylor

24. Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
Nope

25. Do you have a life?
nope

26. Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn't?
yes

27. Do you own an iPod?
nope

28. What is the reason behind your bebo song?


29. Who was the last person you saw in person?
moxy

30. What is your favorite Michael Jackson song?
thriller

31. Last time you smiled?
when someone told me she loved me

32. Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
of course , its a weekly trip lol

33. Have you changed this year?
yep , not in a good way

34. Whats ur fav holiday?
alicante

35. Are you talking to anyone while doing this?
no

36. Do you walk with your eyes open or closed?
open

37. Is there a quote you live by?
if you love someone set them free , they will come back its meant to be

38. Do you want someone you can't have?
Yes

39. Have you ever played an instrument?
guitar and drums

40. Whats the worst idea you've had this week?
waking up

41. What were you doing last night at 11?
gettin stoned

42. Are you happy with your love life right now?
fuck NO

43. What song describes your love life
is there a song called non existent ???

44. Does the person you like know you like them?
yeah she does

45. Who always makes you laugh?
bj or mox

46. do you speak any other languages?
very little italian

47. Are you a blonde?
no

48. What's your middle name?
Dont have one

49. What are you doing tomorrow ?
taking kids back to their mums

50. Who is your best friend?
in hamilton it is ryan , in peterhead its a joint effort between mox n bj

1. How tall are you barefoot? 6'1

2. Have you ever smoked heroin? NO

3. Do you own a gun? YEAH

4. Do you play the ads on the side of the screen? NO

6. What do you think of hot dogs? NOT BAD

7. What"s your favorite Christmas song? RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? COFFEE , COFFEE COFFEE

9. Can you do push ups? YEAH , ABOUT 2

10. Is your bathroom clean? YEP

11. What"s your favourite piece of jewellery? MY SHINY RING

12. Do you like painkillers? NO , WELL YEAH

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? BEIN A MUPPET

14. Do you own a knife? 16 OF THEM

15. Do you have A.D.D? I WISH , WOULD GI ME AN EXCUSE FOR BEIN A LAZY BASTARD

16. Middle Name? WANT TO SAY SUSAN BUT NO I DONT

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? DOPE , CONNIE , SEX

18. what"s your normal bed time? ABOUT 10PM

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink: COFFEE, JACK DANIELS AND CARLING COLD

20. What time did you wake up today? BOUT 1030

21. Name one person that comes to mind right now? CONNIE

22. Current worry? GETTIN UP AT 2AM FOR WORK ON SATURDAY

23. Current hate? FKIN HUNS

24. Favourite place to be? ON THE COUCH WI CONNIE

25. Least favourite place to be? WORK (OR IBROX CAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE SHT)

27. Do you own slippers? YEP

28. What shirt are you wearing? CELTIC TOP

29. Do you burn or tan? BIT O BOTH

30. Favourite colour(s)? SURPRISINGLY BLUE

31. would you be a pirate? HELL YEAH

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? BOUT TEN HRS AGO

33. What songs do you sing in the shower? THE SNAKE

34. What did you fear was going to get you in the night as a child? WALTER SMITH

35. What"s in your pockets right now? BANK CARD N DRIVIN LICENSE

36. Last thing/person that made you laugh? CHARLIE SHEEN IN 2 AND HALF MEN

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? CELTIC

38. Worst injury you"ve ever had? BROKEN CARTILLIAGE AND KNEE CAP NEEDIN REALLIGNED

39. If you could cheat on your spouse [and not get caught] would you? FCK NO , I LOVE HER

40. Are your parents still together? NO

41. Who is your loudest friend? ANDY BROON

42. Who is your most silent friend? CREAG

43. Who is your most flirtacious friend? WIOLD SAY ME BUT IM NOT MY FRIEND

44. Do you wish on shooting stars? NOPE

45. What is your favourite book? CHRIS MOYLES AUTOBIOGRAPHY

46. What is your favourite candy? PARMA VIOLETS

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? Y.M.C.A

48. What song do you want played at your funeral? IN THE NAVY

50. What were you doing 12 AM last night? WATCHIN C.S.I MIAMI

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine

Smoked pot -- £10
Did acid -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in the wild -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Peed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25
Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin