Girl facts:

When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to look
back and smile

When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
she wants
you to hold her hand

When she wants a hug
she will just stand there

When u break a girls heart
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are playing games

When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever

When a girl says she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more
than that

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
she wants you back, but shes
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever



Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes
he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do

When your laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world

When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
he is in love

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it

When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you til your done

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else



Post this as

IF YOUR A GUY " When a guy misses you..."

AND

IF YOUR A GIRL POST IT AS "when a girl misses you..."

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Me Without You;;
Me without you, Is like a pot head not high; A plane that dont fly, A best with no buy; A hooker with no luck, A hoe that dont suck: A slut that dont fuck, A nerd without braces & A sentencewithnospaces

When Tha Gurls Drink Tu Much;;

1. We Have Absoutly No Ideaa Whur Our Purse Is.

2. We Believe That Dancing With Our Arms Ovurr Head && Wriggling Our Butt Whilst Yelling 'Woo-Hoo' Is Truly Tha Sexiest Dance Move Around.

3. We Suddenly Decide We Want Tu Kick Sumwuns Ass And Honestly, We Believe We Could Do It Too.

4. In Our Last Trip Tu Pee, We Realise That We Look More Like A Homeless Hooker Than The Gurls We Were Just Four Hours Ago.

5. We Drop Our 3:00am Sandwich On Tha Floor (Which Were Eatinn Even Tho Were Really Not Hungry), Pick It Up And Carry On Eatinn It.

6. We Start Crying And Telling Everywunn We See That We Love Them Moree Than Anythinn.

7. We Get Extreemly Excited And Jump Up && Down Every Time A New Song Plays Beacuse 'Omg I Love This Song!

8. We've Found A Deeper/Spiritual Side Tu Tha Geek Sitting Next Tu Us.

9. Tha Man Were Flurting With Used Tu Be Our 5th Year Teachurr.

10. Tha Urge Tu Take Off Articles Of Clothing, Stand On A Table And Sing Or Dance Becomes Strangely Over Whelming To Us.

11. Our Eyes Just Dont Seem Tu Want Tu Stay Open On Thur Own So We Keep Them Half Closed And Think It Looks Mega Sexy.

12. We've Suddenly Taken Up Smoking && Become Really Good At It. (Y)

13. We Yell At Tha Bartender, Who We Believe Cheated Us By Giving Us Just Lemonade, Buh Thats Just Becausee We Can No Longur Taste Tha Vodka.

14. We Think We Are In Bed, Buhh Our Pillow Feels Strangley Like Tha Kitchen Floor.

15. We Start Every Conversation With 'Im Not Being Funny...But...'.

16. We Fail Tu Notice That The Toilet Lid Is Down When We Sit On It.

17. Ourr Hugs Begin Tu Resemble Wrestling Take Down Moves.

18. We Are Tired So We Just Sit On Tha Floor (Where Evurr We Happen Tu Be Standing) && Take A Quick Nap.

19. We Begin Leaving The Buttons Open On Our Trousers Tu Cut Down On The Time We're Taking In Tha Bathroom Away From Our Drink.

20. We Take Our Shoes Off Because We Believe Its Thur Fault That We Can No Longur Walk In A Straight Line.