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- I AM THE LEFT SAC TO MECHELLES RIGHT SAC I LOVE SALT SHE LUVS VINEGAR
- Me, Myself, and I
- THE PICTURE TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
THAT WOULD BE MEE GETTIN READY FOR KYMS HEN NIGHT IN DUNDEE CRAZY WEE NIGHT NOW SHES A MARRIED WUMMIN CRAZY CRAZY STUFF
WANTY KNOW ANYTHIN THATS NO HERE GEEZ LUV N ILL TELL YE!
show me you genitals!
100 Glaswegains were asked to name a fish beginning with "s" .............................
all 100 answered "single"
Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music!!!!!!
- The Other Half Of Me
MY WEE CUZ
- RIGHT INTO BIGGIE SMALLS THE NOW STARTIN TO QUITE LIKE THE WHOLE TRANCE THING ASWELL
- RANGERS FOOTBALL CLUB SEASON TICKET AND BEER HOLDER AM HAPPY MABY A WEE JAGERBOMB TO START ME OFF 2
- SCARED OF
- FLYING (BUT OK WEN I HAVE A PARTY ON THE PLANE)
ONLY BARRED FOM 1 AIRLINE! DIDNY DO MY FLYIN LESSON I GOT FOR CHRIMBO AS I WAS 2 FUKKIN SCARED
- CLIMBING THE STAIRS TO THE CLUB DECK XTREEM IRONING BREAKDANCING PICKIN MA NOSE TALKIN TO RANDOMS
- RIP GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTON
- KEVIN TROTTER XXX
CHICK BOY XXX
- FUKKIN LUV
- WATCHIN THE GERS BEAT ANY CUNT, HAVIN IT LARGE, CUTTIN SHAPES, DECENT MUSIC, SHOES, SUNSHINE, HOLIDAYS, REAL ALLOYS, MA MUKKERS, GETTIN LUVE ON BEBO(SEND IT MY WAY), NICE KNICKERS, WARM SOCKS, BOATS/SHIPS, TITP, MOTORS AND THE PUMMBLE! N DINY FORGET WEE MARLEY BUM
- FUKKIN HATE
- BAWBAGZ, BORUC, BAD DRIVERS, AOL, SPINNER WHEEL TRIMS, TONY BLAIR, PPL WHO FUK ABOOT, FEET, BEIN FREEZIN, JUNKYS, VIRGIN MEDIA, HIGH HEELS, HAIRY BODY PARTS, PPL WHO DONT WIPE FRONT TO BACK, INGNORANCE, PPL WHO CANNY MAKE DESISIONS FOR THEMSELVES , PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY ARE AND PEARL NECKLACES!
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1- CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2- STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3- WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4- GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5- MEOW occasionally.
6- STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7- SAY -DING at each floor.
8- SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9- MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10- STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11- WHEN the lift is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12- TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13- DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14- WHEN there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15- PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16- ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17- HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18- DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19- BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20- PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21- SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22- CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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|Your nickname||: jacq|
|What color shirt/top are you wearing?||: black|
|Name three things that are physically close to you:||: fone laptop tea|
|What is the last book you read?||: vendetta|
|Are you or were you a good student?||: nup|
|What is your favorite music album?||: the blueprint3|
|Do you enjoy sleeping late?||: sometimes|
|Whats the weather like right now?||: cold but bright|
|Who tells the best jokes?||: mark|
|What was your last dream about?||: a wedding|
|Have you ever been involved in a car accident?||: yes|
|Do you believe in karma?||: aye|
|Do you believe in luck?||: aye|
|Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?||: scrambled|
|Do you collect anything? If so, what?||: shite|
|Are you proud of yourself?||: na|
|Are you reliable?||: kinda|
|Have you ever given money to a bum?||: aye|
|What is your hobby?||: goin to the games|
|Have you ever had a secret admirer?||: dunno|
|Do you like the smell of gasoline?||: aye|
|Do like to draw or paint?||: aye|
|Is your room messy?||: fuk aye|
|What is your favorite fruit?||: stawberrys|
|Do you give in easily?||: no really|
|Are you a good guesser?||: aye|
|Can you read other people||: aye|
|Are you a bully?||: na|
|Do you have a job?||: aye|
|What time did you wake up this morning?||: 12|
|What did you eat for breakfast this morning?||: toast|
|When was the last time you showered?||: last night|
|What do you plan on doing tomorrow?||: watchin the game|
|Your favorite day of the week and why?||: sat coz i drink|
|What did you last wear at a costume party?||: toilet suit|
|Have you ever done scuba diving?||: nope|
|What is your least favorite color?||: green|
|Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?||: aye but am no sayin ya nosey cunt|
|Would you ever go skydiving?||: no fukkin n way|
|What toothpaste do you use?||: colgate|
|Do you enjoy challenges?||: aye|
|The worst injury you have had?||: fractured skull|
|The last movie you saw?||: notorius|
|What do you want to know about the future?||: will i ever be skinny|
|What does your last text message say?||: oryt ya prick u doin the night?|
|Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?||: ma maw|
|Your favorite school subject?||: drama|
|Your least favorite school subject?||: maths|
|Would you rather have money or love?||: both ffs|
|What is your dream vacation?||: a fuck off long cruise of the world|
|What is your favorite animal?||: marley the dug|
|Do you miss anyone right now?||: aye|
|The last sporting event you watched?||: rangers game|
|Do you need to do laundry?||: aye|
|Do you listen to the radio?||: sometimes|
|Your favorite TV talk show?||: jeremy kyle i luv the scum of the world lol|
|Your dream car?||: lambo|
|Have you ever caught a butterfly?||: aye i killed it tho|
|What color are your bed sheets?||: white n black|
|What is your ringtone?||: standard nokia|
|Who was the last person to make you laugh?||: guy in ma work|
|Do you have any obsessions right now?||: aye|
|Do you like things that glow in the dark?||: luv them|
|Whats your favorite fruity scent?||: lemon|
|Do you watch cartoons?||: aye some|
|Have you ever sat on a roof?||: aye ma car roof oot ma nut|
|Have you ever been to another country/continent?||: aye|
|Name three things in the world you dislike||: boruc virgin media tight arsed bastards|
|Name three people in the world you dislike||: artur boruc aiden mcgeady keano the peado|
|Has a rumor even been spread about you?||: aye|
|Do you like sushi?||: never tried it|
|Do you believe in magic?||: na dnt think so|
|Do you hold grudges?||: sometimes|
|Who is your favorite person?||: boab|
|Best female friend?||: mechellofile|
|Best male friend?||: marcos|
|Hyper or laid back?||: bit both|
|Dressy or casual?||: casual|
|Favorite rappers?||: biggie smalls jay z xibit|
|Favorite female singer?||: pink|
|Did you enjoy this survey?||: suppose|
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