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I AM THE LEFT SAC TO MECHELLES RIGHT SAC I LOVE SALT SHE LUVS VINEGAR
Me, Myself, and I
THE PICTURE TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT

THAT WOULD BE MEE GETTIN READY FOR KYMS HEN NIGHT IN DUNDEE CRAZY WEE NIGHT NOW SHES A MARRIED WUMMIN CRAZY CRAZY STUFF

WANTY KNOW ANYTHIN THATS NO HERE GEEZ LUV N ILL TELL YE!

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  • HOW TO NOISE CUNTS UP IN A LIFT!!!

    1- CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"


    2- STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.


    3- WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.


    4- GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.


    5- MEOW occasionally.


    6- STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly


    7- SAY -DING at each floor.


    8- SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

    9- MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

    10- STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

    11- WHEN the lift is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

    12- TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

    13- DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

    14- WHEN there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

    15- PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

    16- ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

    17- HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

    18- DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

    19- BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

    20- PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

    21- SWAT at flies that don't exist.

    22- CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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75 Irritating Random Questions

Your nickname: jacq
What color shirt/top are you wearing?: black
Name three things that are physically close to you:: fone laptop tea
What is the last book you read?: vendetta
Are you or were you a good student?: nup
What is your favorite music album?: the blueprint3
Do you enjoy sleeping late?: sometimes
Whats the weather like right now?: cold but bright
Who tells the best jokes?: mark
What was your last dream about?: a wedding
Have you ever been involved in a car accident?: yes
Do you believe in karma?: aye
Do you believe in luck?: aye
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?: scrambled
Do you collect anything? If so, what?: shite
Are you proud of yourself?: na
Are you reliable?: kinda
Have you ever given money to a bum?: aye
What is your hobby?: goin to the games
Have you ever had a secret admirer?: dunno
Do you like the smell of gasoline?: aye
Do like to draw or paint?: aye
Is your room messy?: fuk aye
What is your favorite fruit?: stawberrys
Do you give in easily?: no really
Are you a good guesser?: aye
Can you read other people: aye
Are you a bully?: na
Do you have a job?: aye
What time did you wake up this morning?: 12
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?: toast
When was the last time you showered?: last night
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?: watchin the game
Your favorite day of the week and why?: sat coz i drink
What did you last wear at a costume party?: toilet suit
Have you ever done scuba diving?: nope
What is your least favorite color?: green
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?: aye but am no sayin ya nosey cunt
Would you ever go skydiving?: no fukkin n way
What toothpaste do you use?: colgate
Do you enjoy challenges?: aye
The worst injury you have had?: fractured skull
The last movie you saw?: notorius
What do you want to know about the future?: will i ever be skinny
What does your last text message say?: oryt ya prick u doin the night?
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?: ma maw
Your favorite school subject?: drama
Your least favorite school subject?: maths
Would you rather have money or love?: both ffs
What is your dream vacation?: a fuck off long cruise of the world
What is your favorite animal?: marley the dug
Do you miss anyone right now?: aye
The last sporting event you watched?: rangers game
Do you need to do laundry?: aye
Do you listen to the radio?: sometimes
Your favorite TV talk show?: jeremy kyle i luv the scum of the world lol
Your dream car?: lambo
Have you ever caught a butterfly?: aye i killed it tho
What color are your bed sheets?: white n black
What is your ringtone?: standard nokia
Who was the last person to make you laugh?: guy in ma work
Do you have any obsessions right now?: aye
Do you like things that glow in the dark?: luv them
Whats your favorite fruity scent?: lemon
Do you watch cartoons?: aye some
Have you ever sat on a roof?: aye ma car roof oot ma nut
Have you ever been to another country/continent?: aye
Name three things in the world you dislike: boruc virgin media tight arsed bastards
Name three people in the world you dislike: artur boruc aiden mcgeady keano the peado
Has a rumor even been spread about you?: aye
Do you like sushi?: never tried it
Do you believe in magic?: na dnt think so
Do you hold grudges?: sometimes
Who is your favorite person?: boab
Best female friend?: mechellofile
Best male friend?: marcos
Hyper or laid back?: bit both
Dressy or casual?: casual
Favorite rappers?: biggie smalls jay z xibit
Favorite female singer?: pink
Did you enjoy this survey?: suppose

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