If your girl puts on too much weight, get her to walk
3 miles in the evening and 3 miles in the morning, By
the end of the week, the fat bitch will be 42 miles away!


Name 5 Great kings that have bought happiness
into many peoples lives.. Answers: Drin-king, Fuc-king,
Lic-king, Suc-king, and your favourite- Wan-king!

4 tips for a happy marraige!
1- Make sure she cooks,
2- Make sure she's rich,
3- Make sure she fucks,
And
4- Make sure these 3 women NEVER MEET!

Freinds are like pissing your pants,
Every one can see it but only you
can feel its true warmth.

Guess what.....!?
No one likes you, no one cares
about you and no one loves you.....
AS MUCH AS I DO...!!!!!!!

Of all the people ive ever met
your the one I wont forget and
if I die before you do, Ill go to heaven
and wait for you, Ill give the angels back
their wings and risk the chance loosing everything
just to prove my love to you is true, Im thankful
to have a friend like you!!

Love is sweet, Love is Golden,
Love should be made in the back of a holden,
If you become tired, or if you become bored,
Become a homosexual and fuck in a ford!!

Your lips speak soft sweetness.
Your touch is a cool caress,
Im so lost in your magic my heart
beats within your chest, I think
of you each morning and dream of
you each night, I think of your arms around
me and cannot express my delight!!

The sky is blue, The grass is green,
The harder the fuck, The louder the scream,
The louder the scream, The better the fuck so
give me a ring and you might be in luck!

Jingle jangle bingle bangle,
Id love to screw you from every angle.
Your lips were made to kiss and suck
and you were made for me to fuck...

If I'm in heaven before you are, Ill
carve your namme on evry star so that
the whole world can see just how much
you mean to me!!

Twinkle twinkle little knob,
How she likes it in her gob,
But when she feels that little twich,
Shes pulls it out the wasteful Bitch!

Roses r red, violets r blue,
..........
I'd tell you the rest but i
dont have a clue!!!