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Billy Johnstone

off work for 2 weeks:) bring on the bevy:L

7/10/09 | me too! | Reply

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Me, Myself, and I
Arite, everyone, Im billy but my m8s call me Beej.. im from Dundee, the coolest place ever lol. work hard during the week to get my drinking money for the weekend. usually on the perth road then fatties always steaming of course lol. love having a laugh with m8s thats what its all about
mgmt, blur, the fratellis, the zutons, the view, oasis, the kooks, kasabien, razorlight, the killers, artic monkeys, manics, chillis, ghosts, the law, kings of leon, the enemy, kaiser chiefs, primal scream, the cribs, stereophonics and quality dance tunes
pulp fiction, sin city, 300, the departed, fight club, happy gilmore, coach carter, goodfellas, casino, blow, godfather, pirates, scarface, goodfellas, american pies, deja vu, smokin aces, casino royale, desparado, die hards, hudson hawk, anchorman
football-DUFC FOREVER ftd, snooker
Scared Of
spiders cant stand the little shits lol
Happiest When
partying, drinking, with mates, watching the mighty arabs

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    Signs That You are Too Drunk
    You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

    You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

    Your job is interfering with your drinking.

    Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream.

    Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

    The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

    You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group.

    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

    Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

    You can focus better with one eye closed.

    The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

    You fall off the floor..

    Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

    Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

    Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

    At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is.. uh..'

    Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

    You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.

    The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in..

    You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alchohol, and woman

    Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.

    Roseanne looks good.

    Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.

    That damned pink elephant followed me home again.

    I'm as sober as a judge.

    The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.

    You wake up screaming 'TORO TORO TORO!' in the middle of the night.

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    Is it my imagination
    Or have I finally found something worth living for?
    I was looking for some action
    But all I found was cigarettes and alcohol

    You could wait for a lifetime
    To spend your days in the sunshine
    You might as well do the white line
    Cos when it comes on top . . .

    You gotta make it happen!

    Is it worth the aggravation
    To find yourself a job when there's nothing worth working for?
    It's a crazy situation
    But all I need are cigarettes and alcohol!

    You could wait for a lifetime
    To spend your days in the sunshine
    You might as well do the white line
    Cos when it comes on top . . .

    You gotta make it happen

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Wild Alcoholic

You alway consume the most beer at the party. You party to drink, and you drink to party. While we are all impressed by your drinking abilities, some of us are worried that you'll need an intervention if you are going to quit the habit. At the end of the night, we will find you passed out on a sofa, mumbling, and smelling of cheap whiskey.
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When you drink, it’s pretty much inevitable that you’ll be a shit show. Once you start, you can’t stop, and your dignity slowly goes out the door. Not that you care; you’re just busy having a good time! You’re the one who spills your drink on someone’s lap, capsizes the beer tower, passes out on some random person’s rug, and wakes up in the morning with a splitting headache. But somehow you always make it out alive, and you’re all the stronger for it.
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  • Lauren Johnstone.

    lets NEVER speak about what happened on the dance floor.... ahhhh i was sooo drunk!:( good day though ah! xx

  • Leigh Martin
    luv Leigh Martin

    god thats lethal u moving near a pub lol, life great in turkey getting a tan now lol, its really hot over here. Im doing my childminding over here so thats doing good. Had family over last week for 2 weeks so that was great seeing them. I'll have to come over for a holiday at some point im missing steak pies and salt n vinegar crisps lol.. speak soon x

  • Leigh Martin
    luv Leigh Martin

    hiya hows u? ur looking good hows life treating u. im still in turkey been nearly a year now. anyway speak soon x

  • Jed Lundie

    what like mate? u getting yerself out on saturday?

  • Jennie Morris
    luv Jennie Morris

    Hi, how's u? Ur skin's funny as! I'm easy amused, eh?! Tell ur mum I was asking for her, I'm up next week so might pop over and see her with my mum and logan xxx

  • Clare B
    luv Clare B

    Hey :) How are you? I was having a clearout yesterday and i found that key-ring you bought me when you went on holiday. Can you remember what it looks like? i`m sure you bought Pauline one too, it`s hilarious :L xxx

  • Rock'N'Roll Star
    luv Rock'N'Roll Star

    hahahahahaha Nice t shirt mate, as for me, I saw a ship in shight!!!!!

  • Lynne Morris
    luv Lynne Morris

    Hi wee cuz how are you? You need to check out your wee cuz (Stevens) band. They are called Autonomy and are getting quite good. You never know you might end up with another famous relative :L xx

  • Kirsty Mckeever
    Kirsty Mckeever

    hey im good ta how u? yea quite excited just hope every1 makes it lol u still comin? wot u been up to not seen u in ages xxx

  • StrobesFtd

    hey m8 howz u? what u been up to? could u send me a list of everyones phone num please iv lost my phone again! lol

  • Kirsty Mckeever
    Kirsty Mckeever

    hey billy im havin my 21st party on saturday the 2nd of may in the p.o fucntion suite so u better be there xxx

  • Lauren Johnstone.

    hey bro im gdd ta you? nah not this weekend pure skintooo ha! take it you are:P aw i might go with dad on sunday but jayden is at steves unfortunitly haha but im gonna put the strip on him on saturday when he goes to steves just to piss him off lol:L x

  • Craig Rooney

    yo mate im fine thanx hows u? yeah going out for the game but not sure where yet.

  • Kirsty Mckeever
    Kirsty Mckeever

    im nae bad thnx, was out last weekend for a mad bender but thts it now till the 21st of march cos im workin non stop how shit :( where u off to this weekend then ya mad steamer xxxx

  • Kirsty Mckeever
    Kirsty Mckeever

    wot u sayin to it dafty, been up to much ? xxx

  • Lauren Johnstone.

    aw well i might take jayden to grans and that aswell then, see how the weather is ha! thankss xxxx

  • Lauren Johnstone.

    heyy broo! heard about your little accident llf sare ane:P have you got uncle dereks book? ive been telling dad to ask you for ages but he keeps forgetting haha xx

  • Kirsty Mckeever
    luv Kirsty Mckeever

    sum love or u becos u definetly deserve it lol :D gives a fone 2nyt wen ur goin out xxxx

  • Lauren Johnstone.

    aww see you! i was all excited thinkin it was something about you and vikki haha:P aw nah im not going out tonight just going to my mates for a drink, think im going out next friday tho for my mates birthday:D have a good night tho. yeah everything was clear so i got all worried for nothing lol xx