You're the son or daughter i have never seen,
never kissed or hugged,
never read a story to or rocked to sleep,
you are no longer in my womb,
but never doubt you will always be in my heart,
you had a life,soul,individuality,
you were my child,
i want you to know,little one,
that wherever you are,please never be afraid,
remember mummy and daddy loves you and you will never be forgotten.

The more [X]'s the dumber you are.

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then
people gave you weird looks.

So far: 2

[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rythm.
[X] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 5

[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 7

[X ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or
snore
[X] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

So far: 10

[X]Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math

So far: 13

[ ] You have eaten a bug
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important *Work! im bored of that now though! *
[X]You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn't realize it
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand

So far: 16

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X ] You break a lot of things

So far: 17

[X] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused *doing it now!*
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before *Many of times!*

So far: 20

[X] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling...
[X ] The word "umm" is used many times a day
TOTAL : 22 of 36

1,Give me your number?
2,Love me?
3,Let me kiss you?
4,Watch a movie with me?
5,Have dinner with me?
6'Drive me somewhere?
7,Take a shower with me?
8,Be my bf/gf?
9,Tell me you think im cute?
10,By me a drink if i dont have any money?
11,Take me ho9me for the nite,my house or your house?
12,Let me sleep in your bed?
13,Fuck me?
14,Put this on your blog so i can answer your questions?
15,Do you think im attractive,beautiful or sexy?
16,Do you like my style?
17,Do you think im funny?
18,Do you care about me?
19,Would you dance with me?