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Alay Edgar

lifes a bitch, i wish it was a slut, then it would be easy:P

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fact - you arent allowed to judge yourself, because u will ALWAYS be wrong!
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think u all pretty much know who i am but incase you don't am alastair im 18 my brothers stuart edgar and i live in brechin. not very exciting really.

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sleeping, being with Catriona and not being bored lol

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  • wtf is with these laws - these are real btw

    1.It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

    2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down

    3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

    4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day

    5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter

    6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet

    7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen

    8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

    9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour

    10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

    11.In Scotland if your shoe lace is undone or loose and you are wearing a kilt you are allowed to ask a police man to tie it and he must do it in-case you flash your part's

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  • musical jokes

    Trumpet Jokes

    I once knew a trumpet player that triped over a cordless phone.

    Q: Why can't a gorilla play trumpet?
    A: He's too sensitive.

    Q: What do trumpet players use for birth control?
    A: Their personalities.

    Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?
    A: The doorbell shrieks!

    Q: What did little Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up?"
    A: "But Johnny, you can't do both."

    Q: What would a trumpet player do if he won a million dollars?
    A: Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.

    Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To get away from the trumpet players.

    Q: How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trumpeter's car?
    A: Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.

    Q: What do you call a lead trumpet player with half a brain?
    A: Gifted.

    Q: What's the first thing a trumpet player says at work?
    A: "Would you like fries with that?"

    Viola Jokes (oh dear, there's so many - here's a small selection)

    Q: Why do so many people take an instant dislike to Viola players?
    Why wait; It saves so much time.

    Q: Why are Violist's ears sought after for transplants?
    A: They've never been used.

    Q: Why do Violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra?
    A: They can't handle any subject reference to "more than one position".

    Q: Why is a Violist like a terrorist?
    A: They both screw up bowings. (Bowings/Boeings ... Get it?)

    Q: What's the difference between a Violist and a terrorist?
    A: A few people actually like terrorists; Their mothers ...

    Q: Why is a Viola like a lawsuit?
    A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

    Q: Why are Violas larger than Violins?
    A: They're not; It's an optical illusion. Viola players have small heads.

    Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and a Viola?
    A: A chainsaw has a better chance at blending in a string quartet.

    Q: What do you call someone who hangs around musicians a lot?
    A: A Viola player.

    Q: What do you call a Viola player with half a brain?
    A: Gifted.

    Q: What do you call a Violist with more than one brain cell?
    A: Pregnant. Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and a Viola?
    A: In the "Texas Viola Massacre", the killer was wearing a tuxedo.

    Q: What do a SCUD missile and a Viola player have in common?
    A: They're both offensive and inaccurate.

    Q: Why do Violists make effective rapists?
    A: It's hard to fight back when you've got your hands over your ears.

    Q: What's the most effective male birth control method?
    A: Tell the girl he plays the Viola.

    Q: Why don't Violists play hide and seek?
    A: Because no one will look for them.

    Q: Why shouldn't Violists take up mountain climbing?
    A: If they get lost, no one will look for them.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a Viola player with a sheep?
    A: A sheep that plays out of tune and has lousy time.

    Q: What's the ideal weight for a professional Viola player?
    A: About 20 ounces - not counting the urn.

    Q: Why are some Violists taking up the Accordion?
    A: Upward mobility.

    Q: Why are so many Violists dating drummers
    A: It makes them feel superior.

    Q: How do you get a Viola player out of a tree?
    A: Cut the rope!

    Q: Why are Viola jokes so short?
    A: So Drummers can remember them.

    Guitar Jokes

    Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: 5 - one to hold it in place and 4 to drink beer until the room spins

    Q. What do you call a bass player who just broke up with his girlfriend?
    A. Homeless.

    Q. What does it mean when a guitar player drools out of both sides of his mouth?
    A. The stage is level.

    Q: What is perfect pitch?
    A: When guitar doesn't hit the side of the dumpster.

    Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
    A: Counte

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  • well, microsoft screwed up here

    A few of the new error messages that were taken under consideration during the development of the Windows XP operating system...

    • Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

    • Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

    • BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

    • Close your eyes and press escape three times.

    • File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

    • Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

    • Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

    • Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

    • Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

    • Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

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  • Kate

    nope, don't think so. random add, hope you don't mind? kateeex1(@)hotmail.co.uk without the brackets x

  • CJ
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    well i didnt understand half of it and it isnt my fault as i have never seen resident evil ever in my life.

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    Here have a luv nd thank u for the film it woz

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    Lool :P haha luckeeey u lool, u got yourr car yet? U seen n spoke too danielle n that ? Xxxxx

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    I knowww.. What u been doing ? :O x

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  • EmmaKeenan

    Alay, is there anychance for me and stacey to get a lift to and from jennys party? It does not matter if you cant. x

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    Have some best-friend-love!

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  • XxLouisechick Xx

    hiya hunni a dnt ave invu or wat it calld lol :)) :)) a got that pic off ma son lol xxxxxxxxxx

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    <2010> Happy New Year pal hope you ad a gd 1 xxxx

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    aryt alay ,cheers for having me last nite ;) was a really good nite min x

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    Yeah i couldn't be assed :P did you miss me, suppose you wouldn't have anything to distract you tho llf xxxx

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    so you think i'm sweet huh? no i had a sore head *cough* :L xxx

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    hey sexy ;) wheres my chocolate i need something to keep me sweet :L xxxx

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    some red xx

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    Hello;) ;) ;) ;) .... Anyone homeeeee:L