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Paula Hughes

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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
thought i should prob refresh this a bit!! Those of u who know me know that i'm an aspiring world famous photographer and those of u who don't will hopefully come to know me as a workd famous photographer ha ha!
have just moved into carlow recently with my little side kick and partner in crime, Chloe, which has been a great move for the two of us......yes, yes i finally cut the apron strings (lol!)
Anyway, drop me a line........
The Other Half Of Me
Evelyn B
Music
Kings of Leon, My Chemical Romance, N.E.R.D., Fall Out Boy, Greenday, Snow Patrol, Killers, Paulo Nutini, to name a few that im listening to at the moment
Films
Anything with Leonardo Di Caprio in it!!!! Blood Diamond is one of the best films i've seen in a long time, am also a sucker for the old chick flicks, The Notebook being one i've seen (and cried at) several times
Sports
Basketball, Hurling, GAA, Rugby (all purely for visual appreciation as oppose to actually playing.......as if!!!)
Scared Of
mice, hamsters, guinea pigs, generally all things small and furry
Happiest When
hanging out with the aforementions little side kick, Chloe, she really is a class little lady and i love her to bits. also when i'm working, ok i know that sounds strange but i love what i do......what can i say......

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  • so funny but so so true.......

    TAKE NOTE BOYS!!!


    Why women take forever in public toilets!



    When you have to visit a public loo there is invariably a line of women,
    you smile politely and take your place, it finally gets to your turn,
    you check for feet under the cubicle doors. Every one is occupied.....
    but eventually a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the
    woman leaving the cubicle.

    You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has
    been so long you are about to wet your knickers!!! The dispenser for the
    modern "seat covers" is handy, but empty. You would hang your handbag
    on a door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully,
    but quickly drape it around your neck, yank down your knickers, and
    assume " The Position."
    In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake.
    You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the
    seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Position."
    To take your mind off your trembling thighs for a moment when you reach
    for horror or horrors an empty toilet paper dispenser. Your thighs start
    to shake more. You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on
    yesterday - the one that's still in your handbag which is now burning
    your neck & shoulders with the weight. So you contort your arm into a
    very unnatural position and start to fumble around in the deep dark
    depths of your handbag for that small crumpled 'used' tissue no bigger
    than your thumbnail.
    Someone pushes your door and because the latch doesn't work it hits your
    head which is bent over from holding the hanging handbag, and you start
    to topple backward. "Occupied!" you scream, as you reach for the door
    and drop the precious, tiny, crumpled ti ssue you had only just
    retrieved with your index finger into a! ! n unknown puddle on the
    floor......if that isn't enough you lose your balance altogether and
    gravity pulls you down ...... down ..... directly onto the TOILET SEAT.
    It is wet, of course, you bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too
    late.
    Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ & life form
    that lives on the uncovered seat. By this time, the automatic sensor on
    the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a
    stream of water like a fire hose into the bowl which sprays a fine mist
    of water that covers your bum and runs down your legs along with the
    various life forms and down into your dishevelled knickers which have
    now dropped down to your ankles. The flush somehow sucks everything down
    with such force that you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for
    fear of being dragged in too.
    At this point, you give up. You're soaked by the spewing water and the
    wet toilet seat. You're exhausted. You try to wipe yoursel f with a
    piece of gum wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out
    inconspicuously to the sinks. You can't figure out how to operate the
    taps [new obviously from bath-store.com/martha's whatever], so you run
    your hands underneath it grateful for the 2 drops there, then around the
    basin itself. You go to the towel dispenser past the line of women still
    waiting, where of course there are no paper towels so you move over to
    the hand blower, which, yes you've guessed it, also doesn't work.
    You are no longer able to smile politely to the women, but there is an
    unspoken understanding between you all. A kind soul at the very end of
    the line points out that you have a piece of toilet paper trailing from
    your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDED it??) You yank the paper from
    your shoe, plonk it in the woman's hand and tell her warmly, "Here, you
    just might need this."
    As you exit, you spot your partner, who has long since entered, used,
    and left the Men's. Annoyed, he asks, "What took you so long, and why
    is your handbag hanging around your neck?"

    This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with public loo's. It
    also finally explains to

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  • oh my god this is so true......sad but true

    Signs that you are over 25 (sad but true!)

    1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush". (worst still you
    don't go to the clubs)
    2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going
    clubbing the night before.
    3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer / basketball
    player and start dreaming of having a son who might instead.
    4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property
    section.
    5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46.
    6. Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is anywhere to park.
    7. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them because they'll be alright for the DIY or in the garden.
    8. You buy T-shirts without anything written on them.
    9. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of the
    newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving properties of
    most of the things that are in it.
    10. You start to worry about your parents' health.
    11. You have more disposable income, but everything you want or need to buy
    costs between 200 and 500 quid.
    12. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace And
    Gromit bubble bath,as the sales assistant assumes they are for your
    children.
    13. Pop music all starts to sound the same.
    14. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they do a really nice
    half-bottle of house red.
    15. You always have enough milk in.
    16. To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go clubbing,
    you instead frequent trendy bars and restaurants in the mistaken belief
    that you have not turned into your parents.
    17. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time Team
    with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in. Grand Designs also appeals.
    18. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.
    19. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q.
    20. You wish you had a shed.
    21. You have a shed.
    22. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that
    > >anymore" and "I remember when there were only 4 TV channels" and "Not in my day...."
    23. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jeremy Vine has
    some really interesting guests on.
    24. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus, You
    tut at rowdy school children.
    25. When sitting outside a pub you admire their hanging baskets.
    26. You find yourself saying "is it cold in here or is it just me
    27. You understand the above and forward it to your fellow aging friends

    2 Comments 317 weeks

  • Drinking ettiquette

    Drinking Guidelines
    Tips For When You're Drinking
    Aka: The Beer Problem Troubleshooting Guide.

    SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
    FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
    ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

    SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
    FAULT: Improper bladder control.
    ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

    SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
    FAULT: Glass empty.
    ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

    SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
    FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
    ACTION: Have yourself lashed to bar.

    SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
    FAULT: You have fallen forward.
    ACTION: See above.

    SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
    FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
    ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

    SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
    FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
    ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

    SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
    FAULT: You are being carried out.
    ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

    SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
    FAULT: Bar has closed.
    ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

    SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
    FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
    ACTION: Cover mouth.

    SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
    FAULT: You have been in a fight.
    ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

    SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
    FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
    ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

    SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
    FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
    ACTION: Punch him.

    SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
    FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
    ACTION: See if they have free beer.

    SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
    FAULT: The beer is too weak.
    ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.

    SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
    FAULT: Beer is just right.
    ACTION: Play air guitar


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  • Trionaryan
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    I profited $321 in a few hours doing easy things! I learned from - http://x.co/KTBy You owe me one!

    11/21/10
  • Angela Doyle

    are you ever on this anymore? hows things

    5/17/09
  • Lisa B
    Lisa B

    hey hun hws u stranger!!!!!ehhhh did u get my voicemail or did u even undrstand it....we met up wit alan ur friend and we tought it a great idea to leave u a drunken voicemail.hahaha.xxx

    5/1/09
  • Victoria
    luv Victoria

    well mrs, long time it has been. what u up too these days? would ya believe me and my little guy are living up the road from ya now in wicklow...must arrange a nyt out in Carlow with if ur free :D let me know...

    4/1/09
  • Jonathan Doran
    Jonathan Doran

    paula, hows things with you girl? ..any strange?

    11/3/08
  • Katie B

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    9/17/08 via Mobile
  • Stacey Zed

    chill Vine Bebo is being stupid! I cant upload my pics for some reason. =o( Hit me up on msn messenger jane80red@live.com xoxo jane

    8/6/08 via Mobile
  • Killian O'Reilly
    Killian O'Reilly

    Yo yo :D :D Whats the craic??

    7/21/08
  • luv Angela Doyle

    god knows when u will be on it but given ya me love anyhow

    7/16/08
  • Fiona O' Sullivan
    Fiona O' Sullivan

    my bday next weekend ! no excuses !! :) lol hows tricks ? any news ?? xxxxxxxxxxxxx

    7/13/08
  • Brid
    luv Brid

    Hey hey girlie Long time no c,wats happenin with u lately,n crack xx

    7/7/08
  • Leon Mullally
    luv Leon Mullally

    he stranger can u believe its been a yr? i bet ur life seems dull in comparison since u spent a wkend wit us boys. how life in gottem city or sorry carlow i keep mixing them up

    6/20/08
  • Fiona O' Sullivan
    Fiona O' Sullivan

    u missing me loads ??? lol how was salou ?? xxxxxxxx so jealous :( stupid exams ruinin my life !! lol xxxx

    5/18/08
  • Trionaryan
    Trionaryan

    hey stranger, hows life? almost a year since Limerick!!!! imagine!! met Colin few wks ago in CW aftr hurling game, was home on flying visit for wkend. crazy night with the hurlers+my brothers more to the point! Im moving home at last! gonna be strange being back on The Island but somehow I think I'll adapt!!! any strange with you?

    5/13/08
  • Killian O'Reilly
    luv Killian O'Reilly

    Hey ho what up???:D :D Have some Luv;)

    5/11/08
  • Jonathan Doran
    luv Jonathan Doran

    Ms Hughes, how you keeping? - sorry didnt get to chat to ya the other nite! - hope all is good!

    4/11/08
  • Fiona O' Sullivan
    Fiona O' Sullivan

    i hope u sticked loads of security tags on mars b4 u left work 2day !! Lol :L :L [moon] xxxxxxx

    3/29/08
  • Laura Hennesy
    luv Laura Hennesy

    hey there just said id pop in and say hello heres a little somethin for ya ha ha :L :L :L

    3/18/08
  • Lisa B
    Lisa B

    hey hun hws u??im grand im d same wrkin sunday an monday the joys!!ye eddie halliwel was savage hun...headn to dublin sunday nit to the vaults,,tidy boys an scott project playn shud be a s avage nit,,wrkin the next mrn so should be an even better day!hahahha.xxxx

    3/14/08