U kinda have to say these out loud to understand

LERN CHINESE BUT READ IT ALOUD OFAWISE U WUNT GET IT!

*~ thts not right......Sum Ting Wong ~*

*~ Are you harbouring a fugitive?......Hu Yu Hai Ding ~*

*~ See me ASAP.....Kum Hia Nao ~*

*~ Stupid Man......Dum Fuk ~*

*~ Small Horse.....Tai Ni Po Ni ~*

*~ Did you go to the beach?......Wai Yu So Tan ~*

*~ I bumped into a coffee table.....Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni ~*

*~ I think you need a face lift.......Chin Tu Fat ~*

*~ It's very dark in here.....Wao So Dim ~*

*~ I thought you was on a diet.......Wai yu Mun Ching? ~*

*~ This is a tow away zone......No Pah King ~*

*~ Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu! Kum Nao? ~*

*~ Staying out of site........Lei Ying Lo ~*

*~ He's cleaning his automobile....Wa Shing Ka ~*

*~ Your body odor is offensive........Yu Stin Ki Pu ~*

*~ Great....Fa Kin Su Pah ~*

1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do u have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word ......
8. What was your 1st impression of me?
9. Do you still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldnt?
15. Are you goin to put this on your blog and see what i say bout you ?

Name: Leigh
Nickname: Whitling << to all Whit Woo <<< to dazzla
If you were a skittle what color would you be?: PINK
Chinese Zodiac: Rabit, im rampant baby !
Zodiac: Capricorn
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Depends on my mood
Height: Bwt 5,8- or 9
Favorite Color: Baby Blue
Glasses: ER yea but no
Braces? Have done
Piercing/tattoos: 2, arm n stomach * arms a fuked up leopard, and stomach a Chinese sign of strength
Birthplace: Depends South East but spent chilled hood in NewZealand
Area code: 01843......
Siblings names: Bro Gazza Sister Nikki

******HAVE YOU EVER******

Cut your own hair?: Yep
Did something in the past month that you regret?: Yea but they worked out
Have you ever met someone you were not supposed to? Yea n I regret * u fat bitch*
Kissed someone who isn't a g/f or b/f?: Yep,
Skipped school?: Use to be a hobby at skl
Bungee jumped?: na not yet
ad sex outside? YES more than once
Dumped someone? YEP
Been Cheated On? YEP, who eva cheat r lowlifes, who deserve next2nuffin…
Been arrested? YEP
TP'd someone's house? Duno Wat dat means
Won something?: YEP
Been rejected?: YER but I picked myself up
Been to a funeral?: YEP, RIP boycee, we all gona b there mate
Used a lighter?: YEP
Been on stage?: YEP

*****FAVORITE*****

Season? !Summa!...Summer so I can get my tits out lol
Food: Im fussy, so toast, chips, burgers, sausages, jacket potatoes, beans stuff lyk dat
School subject(s): IT, Business Studies, Electronics … windin up teachers…
Person?: MY mates Lee n Daz, id do anyfin 4 them, thanx 4 bein der 4 me !
Breakfast cereal: Rice crispys or a juicy fry up
Number(s): 147 << my granddads speedway number
Book(s): MAX power! Fast car
Movie(s):Saw, Final destination, Mission imposible, men in black, Rush hour, bad boys !!!!
Song(s)?: tupac, his lyrics describe how I feel inside
Park?: Old Traford IM A MANK
State: Kent
Place: GR8 Marg8
Sport to watch on TV : Footie, Boxin
Sport : Footie, Fightin
Bands/musicians: 2 many 2 put down
Letter(s): abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz
Fast food restaurant: Mc dz
Cartoon Character: Jerry
Name for a son: Ellis
Name for a daughter: porcha

******DO YOU PREFER******

Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate, u cn fuk of wiv vanilla gives me headachs
Alcoholic or non? Alcoholic
Long relationships or one night stands?: depends wat im after
Dogs or cats?: cats
Scary movies or comedies? bita both
Short hair or long?: Hair dnt mata alsong as it looks nyc
Croutons or bacon bits?: dun lyk ne
Kissing or hugging? Depends on what they lead 2
Love or Lust? both

******FIRST THINGS THAT COME TO MIND******

Mexican: Food
School: Shit
Grass: Weed
Cow: Laura
Canada: Holiday
Mouse: Dead
Hand : Wank

******THE PAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU******

Watched a movie?: Yep
Talked on the phone?: Yep
Cried?: Nope
Threw up? Nope
Drank a glass of water?: Yep, most nyts b4 bed or wen pissed.
Done Drugs? Nope....
read a book or magazine? YEP !!!
Watched TV?: YEP
Looked in the mirror?: Er…….. YEP
Taken a shower: YEP
taken a picture?: YEP… lil bill
Listened to music?: YEP Id be lost wivout it !
Kissed someone?: YEP me girlfriend and my sister but they 2 different kisses.
Had sex? : YEA, I ant fat im carrying fuel for a love machine lol
Told someone you loved them? YEP ma Girlfriend and my granddad… x