1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. would you date me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If you Had Me for 30 Mins what would you do?
9. What was your first impression of me?
10. Do you still think the same?
11.. What reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do you know me?
14. What do you like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something you could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.Are u going to put this on your blog and see what i say about u?
19.Anything 2 say before you go?

6 Comments

brilliant!! 126 days ago

----Women's English---

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure ... go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = ... and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really no going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
I'm not yelling = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important



---Men's English---

I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired

Do you want to go to a movie = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice tits!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 5 minutes

What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now

I love you, too = Okay, I said it ... We'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = Okay, I said it ... We'd
better have sex now!
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with other guys

(While shopping)
I like that one better = Pick any bloody dress and let's go home and have sex!

CANCER
Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal.
GREAT in bed. Most horny.

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed.

LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun!
Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet!
GREAT in Bed.

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR
the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!!

AQUARIUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being
in long relationships. Extremly energetic.
Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers. (I AM!!!)

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with.
Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic.
Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

TAURUS
Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser. sexual as fuck.**HATES ORANGE**

LEO
Great talker. Sexy. Always Horny.
Laid back. Knows how to have fun.
Is really good at fucking. Great kisser.

VIRGO
Dominant in relationships.Sexy.Always Horny.Freak in bed.
Always wants the last word.Loud.Caring.Smart.Loves being in long relationships.Addictive.Attractive
. Loud


SCORPIO
EXTREMELY sexy. Talkative.
Energetic. Predict future.
Most erotic.Freak in bed.GREAT kisser.
not one to mess with. always get what they want.

SAGITTARIUS
Spontanious. Horny.High sex appeal.
Rare to find. Good when found.
Loves being in long relationships.

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners
Very Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But
Still Punch Your Lights Out .Trustworthy