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Harmon Rewiri

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9/2/09 | me too! | Reply

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  • Male, 30, Luv 115
  • from Whanganui aka Wangaz but living in Perth
  • Member since: February 2006
  • Last active: Jul 19
  • www.bebo.com/Mr_Unmockable
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Me, Myself, and I
Aparantely its cool to have as little information as possible on your bebo page so here goes....
Music
Whatevers on my laptop
Things that make me laugh:
People falling over. White guys dancing.
Interests....
Mocking
Happiest when....
Getting drunk and sleeping
Scared of....
Not making it to paramount on sat nights
Things I hate....
When girls talk about certain things that happen every month. U know what I'm talking bout
I also hate....
Lining up at Paramount. Oh and working.

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  • Sexist Jokes


    How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

    None. Let the bitch do the ironing in the dark.

    How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

    11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it.

    How many divorced Men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Who knows; they never get the house.


    What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?

    Slap her.

    What do you do if your washing machine breaks down?

    Slap her to.

    How long does it take a woman to clean the toilet?

    Who cares, as long as dinner is on the table by 6.

    Why do women have small feet?

    So they can get closer to the sink.


    Why did the woman cross the road?

    That's not the point, why wasn't she in the kitchen?

    Why can't women get their driving licences?

    Because there's no road from the kitchen to the laundry.

    What do a woman and a condom have in common?

    They're both either in your wallet or on your dick.

    What do you say to a woman who has two black eyes?

    Nothing, she has already been told twice.

    What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

    A battery has a positive side.


    How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

    Marry it!

    Why does the bride always wear white?

    Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.


    How many men does it take to open a beer?

    None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.

    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

    Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

    How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?

    When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

    How do you fix a woman’s watch?

    You don’t, there’s a clock on the oven!



    What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

    5 drinks!!!


    What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

    45kg

    What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?

    Sexual Harassment.

    What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?

    $3.99 a minute.

    How can you tell if your wife is dead?

    The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.


    What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?

    Marriage.

    What have women and floor tiles got in common?

    If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.

    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

    Because those men already have boyfriends.

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    People just dont like me coz im black i think hahaha but who cares matb anuda time theyl soon find out

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    Oh true old Jasmine eh? Far out those are names that I haven't heard since you and Karim used to pick on her! Jason married? Does he got any kids aswell? That Josh was a little shit head, spoilt kid that he was. And Victoria was just as much the smart little bitch like Jasmine was too. The old days eh? Hahah Jason was destined to be podgy! But thought that he might have tried beefing up when he got older though.

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  • AussieBound
    AussieBound

    Lol..yeah well I had to take at stab at all the suckers left behind in NZ doing the money struggle but don't wanna do anything to get out of it. Give it time I guess. But yeah the whole tax return time over here is definately something to celebrate, I was lucky to have received $100 and then Sam always owed which was a always a mystery to us because his boss is meant to be taking out and forwarding on his taxes. But this year he got $1800 and then Centrelink paid me out $1200 with the end of year supplement for the 2 kids. So that paid back our credit card for our flights back to NZ in Feb and a new fridge. It's so good buying shit with cash and not having to finance a pityful amount with mounds of interest. Hahah yeah I'm getting there with the whole facebook thing, just can't be bothered sometimes. But you'll be the first to know when I've got one.

    8/20/09
  • Brian Tamatea
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    hahahaha yea m8 U HAD2 b there was a classic as i told him to take a foto but oh well mockery is the way2 go these days since U cant b here to have it hahahaha

    8/20/09
  • Brian Tamatea
    luv Brian Tamatea

    hahahaha yea herd it at the table from tyler himself harmon rite hahahaha

    8/19/09
  • Brian Tamatea
    luv Brian Tamatea

    m8 ne news on tyler or troy mocking u bout eating the hangi U never had????

    8/16/09
  • AussieBound
    AussieBound

    Hahah yeah mum was telling me that you're now a courier driver in Perth..never would have thought! Yeah the job would have to be pretty cruisey..do you have to go in and sort out your freight into the van itself or does someone do it for you and you just rock up and drive off? Hahah yep luxury weekend away at the Crowne Plaza..fucking awesome too. A street away from the beach with sea views. Got our own Spa in the bathroom. Just an awesome lazy weekend..racking up the room service cause we can't be bothered walking into town. Jupiters just a jump away though. But yeah, definately the place to stay. 29? Getting on in the years lol But Sam's coming up 33 at the end of the month, so I don't feel too old. Yeah well you know sam..if it's not cars he not really interested lol

    8/1/09
  • AussieBound
    AussieBound

    I hear you're now on a new job career path?

    7/31/09
  • AussieBound
    AussieBound

    Hahah the old passenger door entry eh? So your maroon car is now proudly owned out of the hood? :L Oh I asked because Air NZ are having a sale at the moment. Went on to look for flights to go back home in Feb and chucked in Perth flight detaisl for a bit a sqwiz. Was a few bucks over $1000 for a return trip. Flying Perth to Aucks and then Wellys and back the same.

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  • AussieBound
    AussieBound

    Hey what sort of money would you expect to pay for a return trip to NZ from Perth?

    7/14/09
  • AussieBound
    AussieBound

    Lol what a crack up! That's some funny shit..and it had to be your car they pushed eh? Leaving your car unlocked? You're not in Castlecliff now Harmon :D Gotta hand it to them though. Hey private message your cell number when you get the chance.

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  • AussieBound
    AussieBound

    Hey, what's this about your car in the middle of the street? Lol

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