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Martin Smith

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  • Last active: 7/24/10
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  • Amazing Facts

    The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.
    Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
    Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!
    What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
    "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
    "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
    In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child
    A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!
    Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
    You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
    There is a city called Rome on every continent.
    Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!
    Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.
    The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London
    Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
    Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!
    The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!
    One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
    Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
    The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man
    Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
    Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
    The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
    Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
    Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

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  • Sensible little story

    A philosophy professor stood before her class and had some items in front of her. When the class began, silently she picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks. She then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. She shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. She then asked the students again if the jar was full. They again agreed it was.

    The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. Now, said the professor, I want you to recognize that this is your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health, your children - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

    Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical check-ups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal. Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

    But then... A student then took the jar which the other students and the professor agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the jar truly full. The moral of this tale is that no matter how full your life is, there is always room for BEER.

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  • This is pretty cool

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  • Victoria-Louise

    Heyyyyy youuuuu!!! How are ya? are you aviodin me :S coz you seemed well off wen i text you other day give me a text sometime when you can babe love yas xx

  • Katiie.

    Bez = Berniee! :L :D Yeah i didnt get excited either but it was okay thanks! All ive been doing is working tbh! non stop since day b4 crimbo eve :L i needed the money though so i guess its all good :D Yeah lol after i got out i was just lyk that was a very very very silly thing to do lol i swear my legs had frostbite haha glad you had a gd crimbo though :D i was looking out 4 yu but i didnt see you! After i got changed all i was thinkin bout was havin a nice warm shower haha so my mind was elsewhere lol i cant believe college strts next week ooo dear hehe! its gone so quick! when u go back 2 work? xxx

  • Danielle

    ahh i could have a worse sister i suppose! ahh well i have 2 weeks off..which is lovely but sadly it will all go on panto!! im off to my nan for xmas and then coming home boxing day so that shall b fun! wot bout urself..any exciting plans? xxx

  • Katiie.
    luv Katiie.

    Heeey! Hows your christmas going? you excited? :L :D hows lil bez doing? xx

  • Danielle

    she always looks tired!... i wonder if i can buy her anything to stop being a pain in the arse!! u done all ur xmas shopping thn? xxxx

  • Danielle

    lol!! ha.. i get Zack Effron every morning lol! ahh well im still working on that one....she hard to buy for!! xxxx

  • Danielle

    ahh bet u dnt have a high school musical advent calendar!:) Just rehearsals...Snow white rules my life atm! u see it in the paper on tuesday...i look about 12 lol! xxxx

  • Danielle

    np problem..dnt like to see people lonely lol! ahhh yeah same..love christmas:) Im full of cold atm but other wise im wonderful..full of panto cheer atm too lol!! u been doing much? xxx

  • Danielle

    was just passing by and thought i better leave u a comment seen has no1 has since me..and well u look slightly lonely!:( how are you Mr Smith? looking forward to Santa giving u a visit!!? xxxx

  • Danielle

    ahh im trying to smile all the time too ive decided life is way to short to cry over spilt milk..especially boys! ahh im goin chicagos on tuesday....i hope their no fat ladies their lol! especially not fallin on me! im doin child care....studying to be a teacher lol! i do love it tho! wot u doin? xxxx

  • Danielle

    ahh thought so:D ! yer she is very sleepy in the morning..nightmare child! ahh im not at college on a monday..bit off a poo! Ermmm well not much really.... i seem to have lost a boyfriend in the last couple of weeks so im just out n about as much as i can be having a laugh really. wot bout ur self my love? xxxx

  • Danielle

    try cheese....that random!! haha u ninny! well i will tell the witch to stay away from the boy hu has wet himself then cos he is so scared...dnt worry i wont tell her that ur 18!! u go to college on a monday? xxxx

  • Danielle

    ahh i like that comment and woteva at the weekends lol!! i wana start coming to these parties lol! haha Martin u r the only person i no hu can forget their own password for msn! Its goin really good thnks:) i hope u will b coming to watch? xxxxx

  • Danielle

    well tht okay then!!:) just outside argos...completly ignored me! couldnt believe it:( i expect a huuuuuge smile matey!! im good thnks...... urself? xxxxxx

  • Danielle

    Martin Smith! i walk past u in town and smile .... cos thats the nise person i am!! wot do i get in return....nothin! just ignored me! :( xxxx

  • Katie'X

    round 2!!!!!!!! sorry had to be done!! im not losing this round., bring it on martin!!

  • Katie'X

    u win.

  • Katie'X

    you win.

  • Katie'X

    hello martin! goodbye dear x

  • Katie'X

    im one ahead of you now!!!!! :) the winner is declared!