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- Half a Loaf is Better then no Bread at all!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- <====Just here for the bud light..
Yesterday is History......
Tomorrow is a Mystery......
Today is a Gift.....
Thats why its called the Present!!
"Before you go through with something....
Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze!!"
- The Other Half Of Me
Lil emz x x x
- Not to picky ya knw anytin goes wit me....
James Blunt, Mylo, Artic Monkeys, U2, The Killers, Kanye West, John Legend, Underworld, The Game, Outkast, Snoop Dogg, Oasis, Mauro Picotto, Hard Fi, Coldplay, David Gray, Aslan, Daft Punk, Snow Patrol, Bloc Party, The Streets, Faithless, Basement Jaxx, Bob Marely, Gigi D'Agostino..
Big fan of Damien Rice hes quality and of course the man himself DJ TIESTO!!
- Dumb and Dumber the funniest film bar none a clssic for a laugh!!!
- Celtic all the way!! and im not proud of it but of a Leeds Utd Fan ha ha ha laugh it up....
Dont mind a bit of Rugger like d fockin lads BOD r shud say Drico, Shaggy, ROG there fockin lege man...
- Getting out of bed, going to bed, sly people...
Smelly lane ways!!
- Happiest When
- Out havin a laugh locked out of it!!!
In me bed all cosy on a Monday mornin cant beat it..
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• i wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
• (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
• Nice legs...what time do they open?
• Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
• You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
• Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
• I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
• Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
• I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
• Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• Are those real?
• You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
• If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
• I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
• You know if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
• You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
• Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
• My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
• Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
• My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. "
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
• My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
• I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
• I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
• Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
• Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
• Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
• Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
*How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice..hi name...
*Ever get them things weighed put ur hasnds on boobies...shout whee!!!!
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Munster's Warriors Denis Leamy, David Wallace and Paul O' Connell 19 days ago
Someone tried to tackle David Wallace once but then found out you can't
tackle David Wallace.
The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan
two bucks from Denis Leamy and forgot to pay him back
You are what you eat. That is why Paul O'Connells diet consists entirely
bricks, steel, and the tears of small children
The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an
immovable object" was finally solved when David Wallace punched himself
Denis Leamy sold his soul to the devil for his ability to never feel pain
and unparalleled strength. Shortly after the transaction was finalised,
Leamy bounced the devil before dumping him on hiss ass and taking his
back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he
should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has
fear is Paul O' Connell
Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break David wallace
you would find another David Wallace inside, only smaller and angrier.
An Englishman once tried to throw a ball over Denis Leamy's
has gone down as the biggest mistake in rugby history
When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Paul O'Connell
Superman owns a pair of David Wallace pyjamas
Denis Leamy once had a near death experience...needless to say death now
refuses to come near him
On Moh's hardness scale, diamond is a 10. Paul O'Connell is an 11.
David Wallace wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the
on the other team
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't
me." Too bad Denis Leamy doesn't believe in magic
The world record for most simultaneous female orgasms was set when Paul
Connell took off his top in Paris
David Wallace is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
names for his left and right shoulders
Denis Leamy is Bruce Wayne
Paul O'Connell appeared in the "Mortal Kombat II" video game, but was
removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to run the length
the screen and bust his opponent earning him a " Flawless Victory". When
asked about this "glitch," O'Connell replied, "That's no glitch."
As a child David Wallace used to hunt alligators in the Shannon. I know
you are thinking: "There are no alligators in the Shannon". Yeah...Now!
Denis Leamy hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't
anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws
paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he
takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I
your paper would protect you."
Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Paul
O'Connell has three Ys and a P. He's more man than you'll ever be.
Denis Leamy Paul O' Connell and David Wallace once went to Wembley to see
England v Ireland in a soccer match. They stood in the middle of the
crowd in their Irish jerseys. This has gone down in history as the only
a whole stadium sang the away teams national anthem and a minute silence
held for the home teams'.
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LEARN CHINESE IN MINUTES!!!!!
1.) That's not right................. Sum Ting Wong
2.) Are you harbouring a fugitive?............ Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3.) See me asap................. Kum Hia Nao
4.) Stupid man.................. Dum Fuk
5.) Small horse................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6.) Did you go to the beach?.............. Wai Yu So Tan?
7.) I bumped into a coffee table.......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8.) I think you need a face lift.......... Chin Tu Fat
9.) It's very dark in here................ Wai so dim?
10.) I thought you were on a diet.......... Wai yu Mun Chin?
11.) this is a toe away zone............... No Pah King
12.) Our meeting is scheduled for next week....... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13.) Staying out of sight.................. Lei Ying Lo
14.) He's cleaning his automobile................. Wa Shin Ka
15.) You have B.O....................... Yu Stin Ki Pu
. Fa Kin Su Pa
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