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the paddy dolan fan club
- Paddy Dolan is God
- Me, Myself, and I
- this is a club for people who undestand how brilliant paddy dolan is
If you don't want him to give you marks, then respect him and shut up in study. Roysh?
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Top 20 Facts About Paddy Dolan:
1.Paddy Dolan's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Paddy Dolan sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled study supervising ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Paddy roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and
took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn?t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
3.Paddy Dolan does not sleep. He waits.
4.Paddy Dolan built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Paddy Dolan met all three bullets with his face, deflecting them. JFK?s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
5.Paddy Dolan once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
6.Paddy Dolan is not hung like a horse? horses are hung like Paddy Dolan
7.To prove it isn?t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Paddy Dolan smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
8.Paddy Dolan lost his virginity before his dad did.
9.Paddy Dolan won ?Jumanji? without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
10.If you can see Paddy Dolan, he can see you. If you can?t see Paddy Dolan you may be only seconds away from death.
11.Paddy Dolan can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her
and saying ?booya?.
12.Paddy Dolan once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
13.Paddy Dolan doesn?t read books. He stares them down until
he gets the information he wants.
14.After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Paddy Dolan. His reasoning? It was more ?humane?.
15.Paddy Dolan does not have AIDS but he gives it to people
16.Paddy Dolan frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can ?accidentally? beat the shit out of little kids.
17.Paddy Dolan once shot a German plane down with his finger,
by yelling, ?Bang!?
18.The original theme song to the Transformers was actually ?Paddy Dolan?more than meets the eye, Paddy Dolan?robot in disguise,? and starred Paddy Dolan as a Study Superviser who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
19.Paddy Dolan doesn?t understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.
20.One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in tea-bagged to death by Paddy Dolan
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