1. Slept naked? Yep
2. Taken a shower with someone? Yep
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? Nono, but i have bummed a man.
4. Drove a car? Yessir
5. Stole anything? Yeah tons of shit, but small things. Like virginities and children.
6. Been in love? Yessir.
7. Been dumped? Yeah kindof.
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? Yeah
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Dunno, don't think so.
10. Been in a fist fight? Yea
11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? Yep
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Probably
13. Been arrested? Not that i remember
14. Hugged a stranger? Yeah man
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yeah, lol.
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Yah
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? They're both like, 90. Still rattle them though.
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Yeah lulz
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? Yah
20. Lost a friend? Yeah i guess
21. Been on a plane? Yep
22. Been to an island? Your ma's vagina?
23. Slept in until 3? Lol, my bed time.
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yeah!
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Nope
26. Made a snow angel? Yeah
27. Played dress up? No. It'd be like a scene from the silence of the lambs.
28. Cheated while playing game? Yeah, life.
29. Been lonely? Everybody does, but i have amazing friends either around me or a phonecall away
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? Yeah, more than 19 actually. 19th birthday WOOTY WOO
32. Felt an earthquake? Yes actually, lol
33. Touched a snake? Hahahhahaha, yeah actually, and yes about my penis aswell
34. Ran a red light? Nope, almost though.
35. Been suspended from school? No.
36. Had detention? Yeah/
37. Been in a car accident? Nope
38. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? Nope, my parents never leave.
39. Used a fake id? Nope
40. Crawled through a window? Lol, kind of creepy, but yeah
41. Been lost? Welcome to Manchester, i dunno where the fuck i am.
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yep
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Yeah it's happened.
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Fucking yeah doggy.
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yep
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No. That's gay. I'm not gay. You are. Gay.
50. Kissed in the rain? Yep
51. Sang in the shower? I death growl in the shower.
52. Made love in a park? Made love? No. Fucked in the arse? Yes.
53. Had a dream that you married someone? Yeah boi
54. Glued your hand to something? Lol my penis. Jk. But seriously.
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Your penis. Jk. But seriously.
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? No.
57. Been a cheerleader? Hahaha. No.
58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? Lol, no.
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Fuck no, everyday.
60. Ever too scared 2 watch scary movies alone? Yes. I have a massive vagina when it comes to horror.
61. Played chicken? With my penis. And your mothers vag.
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yeah.
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yeah!
64. Broken a bone? Yes, arm.
65. Been easily amused? Yes, everyday at the smallest things.
66. Laugh so hard you cry? Ever hang out with Kurty?
67. Mooned/flashed someone? Yeah
68. Cheated on a test? Yeah
69. Forgotten someone's name? Yup
71. Done something dumb while drunk? Everytime.
73. Blacked out from drinking? Yeah
74. Played a prank on someone? Yeah
75. Gone to a late night movie? Yeah
76. Made love to anything not human? Your ma, my hand and a fruit salad bar.
77. Failed a class? Um, math?
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? Cock.
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? No sir!
81. Celebrate the 4th of July? I'm not an ameri-fag.
82. Thrown strange objects? Midgets.
83. Felt like killing someone? Dunno, i'm not that angry a person. I usually beat one out whe

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Flaps.
Beef Curtains.
Minge.
Fanny.
Cunt.
Hatchet Slash.
Monkey.
Rat.
A mouses ear.
A badgers purse.
Whores handbag.
Coinpurse.
Tuppence.
Flange.
Fuck slit.
Gash.
Wound.
Mogger.
Trough.
Chimp.
Cumdumpster.
Cuntbucket.
Bacon sandwich, with red sauce depending on what day in the month you get it. HOHO.
Vertical eye.
Snizz.
Snatch.

1. Full Name: Connor Patrick Patrick Mulgrew, the muff destroyer and imperial commander of the fanny bandits galactic death squad.
2. Nicknames: Rowgy, lol.
3. Birthday: January 25th
4. Place of Birth: Dumpster behind McDonalds.
5. Zodiac Sign: Aquarius.
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade: University- First Year.
8. School: Manchester Metropolitan University
9. Occupation: Student, all around tramp and bad motherfucker.
10. Residence: My flat, my friend's sofa or a chicks bed/mind.
11. MSN Screen Name: Wouldn't know haven't been on that motherfucker in a while.

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Brown, blonde, ginger in the right light, i'm dave anderson's brother you see.
13. Hair Length: Short.
14. Eye color: Blue
15. Weight: Probably about 14 stone.
16. Height: 6,3
17. Braces?: No
18. Glasses?: Yes
19. Piercings: Yes, 2, gauging my ears as well. Oh Connor, you are the height of too muchery.
20. Tattoos: Yes, 4!
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Kurtis
23. First Award: "You bad bastard", primary school
24. First Sport: Weightlifting.
25. First pet: Kurtis
26. Vacation: Pleasure town. With your ma.
27. First Concert: Your ma screaming "HIGHWAY TO HELL" well i deathgrowled in the background
28. First True Love: Shaunagh Keys, the serpent woman who took my money. Gimme that shit back.

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Youporn.com
30. TV programme: South Park
31. Color: Green
32. Rapper: Thr Rza from Wu Tang
33. Band: Dillinger, Incubus or BTBAM. GAULTY REPRESENT!
34. Song Right Now: Wedding Dress- Mark Lanegan
35. Friends: I don't have favorites. Yann.
36. Sweet: Clitoris.
37. Sport to Play: Anal.
38. Restuarant: Any kebab shop.
39. Favorite brand: Pepsi, lolz
40. Store: Ann Summers.
41. School Subject: Psychology i guess.
42. Animal: Penguin.
43. Book: IT
44. Magazine: "A million things to do with a pineapple, that don't involve putting it in your mouth"
45. Shoes: Converse or vans.

___Currently___

46. Feeling: That if i keep wearing this vest which makes me look like a tank, continually have a cigarette in my mouth then i am a sex symbol. Or a tramp.
47. Single or Taken? Can't say single, but i can't say taken. Let's just say i'm happy, and that's all that counts. I'm not gay though.
48. Have a crush: Yeah, she's really hot aswell, which is badass because i highfive myself everytime i make out with her.
49. Eating: Nicotine and caffiene.
50. Drinking: Coffee.
51. Typing: An essay discussing whether or not that the spectrum of memory is too diverse of a topic to be studied as a single entity.
52. Online? Yeah.
53. Listening To: My flatmate pissing.
54. Thinking About: Do i need to shit again, need more coffee, and need to fucking get on with this essay and stop being such a distracted motherfucker.
55. Wanting To: Have all my work finished so i can flail one out.
56. Watching: Nothing.
57. Wearing: My vest, i'll upload pics.

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: Fuck yeah, more of me? Jesus when you thought this world couldn't get any more awesome.
59. Want to be Married? Sure. The divorced, then married again.
60. Careers in Mind: Counselor
61. Where do you want to live: A cave surrounded by bears, metal and naked bitches.
62. Car: Optimus prime.

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: I'm not fussed. Chicks with short blonde hair though really colour my skittles if you know what i'm saying.
64. Hair length: Not bothered
65. Eye color: Any
66. Measurments: Don't care, all chicks are beautiful.
67. Cute or Sexy: Both.
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes, wurd to the mummy-fucker.
69. Hugs or Kisses: Head.
70. Short or Tall: Shorter than me, if i ever dated a chick taller than me she'd have to be a fucking gargantuan.
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous is fun, but be romantic spontaneous, you know? Like grab my balls and tell me they're sweet cherries