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Michael Mac Phee
- Im a raver a fuckin cheesy quaver!!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Hey my name is Michael and im 20 years old. Im currently livin in sunny Inverness but im origanaly from South Uist (the place to be). I have two wee sisters and a wee bro. I hav jst started a new job with poundland. Got my own place now aswell.
........./..../ / HARDCORE TIL I DIE!!!
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- I like a lot of music, Mainly dance tunes. House, electro, techno, psy trance, hard house, hard style u get the drift. Also like some rap and I lyk a fare bit of indie music aswell.
- trainspotting, blow, pulp fiction, braveheart, green street, cheech and chong, football factory, saw, fight club, american history x and more
- football. Rangers c'mon the gers!!
- Scared Of
- transexuals and heights
- Happiest When
- partying, sleepin and with ma m8s.
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley when they aren't looking.
2.Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
4.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10
at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.
5.Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.
6.Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7.Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.
10. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
12.In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the foetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15.Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"
16. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down
on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"
17. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in
each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best
John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
noises anjd then slumping to the florr as if you've just taken several
bullets to the chest.
18. Grab some ladies knickers in the lingerie section and rub then up and
down on your face whilst moaning " ooohhhh Mother, oooohhhh Mother I miss you"
19. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and
enjoy the film.
20. Take bonless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them sky ward
whilst screaming" fly my little ones, fly and be free"
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