A bunch of girls did cum to play
Who luv and laugh from day to day
There is a snag in their group although
Its alcohol an too fast does it flow

They enjoy their vodka wit redbull to match
A pint in the evenings now here is the catch
With every drink downed the louder the noise
Their roudy behaviour rarely gets boys

Its not that they're ugly quite loveable in fact
Its jus wit sum vino they loose out on some tact
Now dont get me wrong they've all had their share
They even had sum fun when they ventured to Clare

A trip on the train an drinkin again
Out to the country but behaviours the same
One night on the town an we'd caused quite a stir
It all got so cloudy like one jus big blur
Wasn't too long before we'd gards on our tail
"I dont care if they dont fit jus quickly jus bail"

But nuthin can beat our antics in Crete
Nine trips to the doctor an police we did meet
Ah but fun times we had an drink load got sicker
On that cocktail invention of that dreadful Pussylicker
In the mornins to star beach in bikini an skirt
In the evenings we stumble to the strip for a flirt

Its our scandalous weekends that bring us down most
Our drunken demeanour an still yet we boast
The Palace or Tramco we dont hold a preference
We rarely work Sundays so dont call for reference
Fuck it they say we're young an we're restless
I wudn swap yaz for nthin so God may he bless us!