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- Could i be anymore something?
- Me, Myself, and I
la la la la.....hello fence!!
- The Other Half Of Me
Easiest long distance relationship ever!
- Sister Hazel, Frank Lymoun and the Teenagers, Fats Domino, Nine black alps, Sugar Cult, Snowman, Bruce spingsteen, dirty pretty things, the Crew Cuts, Jim Lowe, the fratellis, Matchbox 20, Delimitri, Semisonic, Robbie williams, McFly, Kate Nash, the feeling, the kooks, the frames, the blizzards, pearl jam, jack johnson, muse, damien rice, the killers, ok go, ben e. king, bellx 1, artic monkeys, hard-fi, the who, queen, snow patrol, jamie cullum, oasis, kate bush, the beatles, stereophonics, the everly brothers, the ting tings, battles, alphabeat, kasabian, muse, nine black alps, santana, biffy clyro!!!
- Films and or Tv
- Starwars(there are no words!), wall. e, the crow, wicker park, Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (THERE, SEE....ÉANNA!!!), the dead poets society, sliding doors, stand by me, house of flying daggers, taken, the producers (the new one!), donnie darko, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, x-men, the green mile, the easter parade and i'm going to put in James Garner in! I know he's not a movie but he is the best man in the world! *Somewhere my dad is crying*. Tv wise...no effort involved...dr. who, bones, skins, torchwood, private practice, the IT crowd, the inbetweeners.
- Awesome Sauce:)
- Tea, photos stars, snow, friends, sitting outside when its cold having a hot cup of tea or coffe in your hands, my beeny thing, tesco toffees, barleycove, sunny weather, listening to the rain, claire's shed bed, lainey's new flat, jack daniels, nice smells, awkward moments, good memories, good stories, laughing, the cinema, tents, buttercups, pancakes, the shed, the bróg, funny pictures, memories that others can't seem to remember, witty people, sibh moments, Iago in Aladin, Sean singing, jambons!!!!, caddy's johnny song, being ridiculously dirty with Sibh
- Not so awesome sauce!
- Waiting, queus, being bored, when you can't spell or think of the word you want, singing a great song so much that you end up being annoyed at it, annoying people, smugness, mean people, the sound when your nails meet cotton wool, liers.
- Happiest When
- Doing lots of things...doing nothing, laughing, i love to laugh!
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You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
you get kicked out for being too healthy;go to collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
you work for 40 years until your young enough to enjoy your retirement.
you drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for high school.
you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
you spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in a spa like conditions;central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
i rest my case.
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The following questions and answers were collected from last year's
Junior exam results. These are genuine responses!!
(from 16year olds)! classics
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g.
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the
borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the
borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains
the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome .
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like
Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head
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These were said during the summer by friends and people...actualy just friends...a few from Dave though!!!
"I blocked the list from my head so I wouldn't feel sad or suicidal" - Claire....(followed by histerical laughter!)
"I'm hungry but I don't want to eat" - Me
"DON'T" jO (to litle boy with big rock ,on a beach about to throw it)
"I saved some....with my legs!" - Jo
"Hold on, I want to do something class!" - Gordon Good (what a name!)
Child 1: "This is the best place in the world"
Child 2: "No it's not"
Child 1: "Yes it is, SHUT UP JACK" - Children...funny children
"This song makes me wana die" - Me
"It'll be a safe and happy day" - Me and Jo
"Malcom's head is fasinating..." - Me
"It looks like a marshmallow" - Me....said about a marshmallow!
"Give Me The Jaffa Cake" - Me
"I want my towel" - annoying, crying kid next door!
"Poop down papa" - Elaine
"This pork doesn't taste like chicken at all!" - Me
"Who is she?"
"Ugly" - Me and Jo
"Gorgeous shop assistant. Does that scream gay or what?" - Jo
"They induced the kids!" - Dave
"A little girl or a child...or a little girl or a child...or a little girl...or a child....or a little girl or a child..or a little girl" - Dave
"No no, a little girl wouldn't have that much money at all" - Dave
"Lottery" - Me, Jo, Richard
"Where am i going to get a little plate?" - Dave
"You give me money then you kill me...in a bad way!" - Jo
"Living on a boat makes you stubbly.......can that go in the book of quotes??? - Ronan
"Hey sailor!" - Elaine to Ronan
"It's like a fifth sense" - Blind person to someone else!
"People eat nuts" - claire
"I have a snute" - Me
"Anyway that's the story of snout" - Claire
"Jammama" - Claire
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