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- ...Fuck Dancing, I Wanna Have a SEIZURE...
- Me, Myself, and I
- Me and my dawg on an acid tripppp
I DONT USE THIS ANYMORE. FACEBOOK NOW.
So in the end, whatever, we die, we dissolve
Equations unbalanced, riddles unsolved
And we were never connected or involved
Except for the intersections and crazy mathematics
With no time and no space and no schedule and no place
And they pass right through us without a trace
The Dismemberment Plan
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- The Other Half Of Me
She's "AWW LUVELY" haha. I love you xx
- Harsh Noise
- MUSIC... www.last.fm/user/joshoewaa
- TELEVISION... Most things in my DVD collection (well, the ones I've watched!). I really like movies, so there's too much of them to name my favourites. TV wise, I watch Lost, Heroes, Jonathon Ross, Jools Holland, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Top Gearrrr and The Mighty Boosh, amongst other things I can't remember atm.
- Real Sport
- VIDEO GAMES... All time favourite = Metal Gear Solid series (Kojima is a fucking GOD). Other favourites include Final Fantasy series, Team ICO games (Ico, SotC), Grand Theft Auto Series, Resident Evil series, Mario series. <3s retro PC point and clicks such as Monkey Island series, Broken Sword series, Beneath a Steel Sky ect. XBOX LIVE = Call of Duty 4, Gears of War, Forza 2, some other shit (my live is Joshoewaa, if your intrested). I can't find a video game app on bebo.. that sucks.
- Fake Sport
- SPORTS... I like most sports, but it doesn't mean I'm good at them... Only sport I follow on TV is F1... even though it's a little boring sometimes...unlike moto GP which is pure sex on two wheels (according to courtney, she doesn't like tea.. nuff said )
- Softcore Pornography
- PHOBIAS... Polystyrene... long story. Oh, and CINEMA DOORS. Both are long stories, which after me telling you, you'll be confused as to why I have a phobia against them anyway...
- Hardcore Pornography
- HOBBIES... Sleeping, Eating, grooving to music, watching films, video games, having a laugh with mates,
my bed, courtneys bed (although mine is far more comfortable, teehee).
Why write so much about you? You know how much you mean to me. I make you happy, you make me happy, so many good times together You're so amazing, funny, beautiful, hell im one lucky guy!
11/02/08. (ONE AMAZING YEAR TOGETHER =D)
i love you so much<3
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'chyea i'm so fucking bored... bands i like, coz it wont fit on my bebo -_-' alphabetical xD (bold are the best ones xD)
The 5 6 7 8's, 30 Seconds to Mars, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, AFI, A-Ha, The Airborne Toxic Event, All-American Rejects, American Green, Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Audioslave, The Automatic, Battles, Beastie Boys,The Beatles, Beck, Belle & Sebastian, Björk, Black Era, Black Kids, Blink-182, Bloc Party, The Bloodhound Gang, Blur, Bomb The Music Industry!, Brand New, Buggles, Calvin Harris, The Chemical Brothers, The Clash, Clinic, The Coasters, Coheed & Cambria, Coldplay, The Cribs, Crystal Castles, The Cure, Daft Punk, Daniel Powter, David Bowie, Death Cab For Cutie, Death From Above 1979, Deerhunter, The Depreciation Guild, Does It Offend You Yeah?, The Doors, Drip-Dry Eyes, Eighty Six Chevy, Elliott Smith, Explosions In The Sky, Fatboy Slim, Feeder, Filter, The Flaming Lips, Flobots, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, The Fratellis, Friendly Fires, Funeral For A Friend, Gary Jules, Gary Numan, Ghost Away, Giraffes? Giraffes!, Glasvegas, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, The Good The Bad & The Queen, Gorillaz, Green Day, Guns 'N' Roses, Hadouken!, Happy Mondays, Haunts, The Hoosiers, The Horrors, The Human League, Iglu & Hartly, Interpol, James Blunt, Jamie Charlton, Jamie T, Jarvis Cocker, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, The Joy Formidable, Kaiser Chiefs, Kanye West, Kasabian, Keane, Kevin Shields, The Killers, The Kills, King Crimson, Kings of Leon, The Kinks, Klaxons, The Kooks, Late Of The Pier, Latent Image, LCD Soundsystem, Led Zeppelin, Liam Finn, Linkin Park, Living Colour, Logh, Machinae Supremacy, The Magnetic Fields, Manic Street Preachers, Massive Attack, Matchbook Romance, Maxïmo Park, The Medic Droid, Metallica, MGMT, Mindless Self Indulgence, Mogwai, Motorpsycho, The Move, Muse, My Bloody Valentine, My Chemical Romance, Nero's Day At Disneyland, Neu!, New Order, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Noah And The Whale, Oasis, Ok Go, OutKast, The Pains of Being Pure at Heart, Paul McCartney, The Peach Tree, Pendulum, Pink Floyd, A Place To Bury Strangers, Pixies, Placebo, The Police, Politics Apocalypse, The Polyphonic Spree, Porn On Vinyl, Portishead, Primal Scream, Pulp, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, R.E.M, The Raconteurs, Radiohead, Razorlight, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Regina Spektor, Rocketship, The Rolling Stones, Santana, Saul Williams, Scouting For Girls, The Sex Pistols, Sigur Rós, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Snow Patrol, Sonic Youth, Spiritualized, Stereolab, The Stone Roses, The Stranglers, The Strokes, Sufjan Stevens, Supergrass, Syd Barrett, Tenacious D, Thom Yorke, The Ting Tings, Tommy Reilly, Towers Of London, Tubeway Army, U2, Ultravox, UNKLE, Vampire Weekend, Vangelis, The Velvet Underground, The Verve, The View, White Lies, The White Stripes, The Who, Wolfmother, The Wombats, The xx, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yeasayer, Yo La Tengo.
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1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
4. Leave a little comment if ya want. I did
What does next year have in store for me?
30 Seconds to Mars => From Yesterday (why, what happened yesterday? :S)
What's my love life like?
Jamie T => If You Got The Money (i'm not a prostitute! or am i?!)
What do I say when life gets hard?
Elliott Smith => Big Decision (haha, i'd say that if the situation was hard enough..)
What do I think when I get up in the morning?
Radiohead => Climbing Up The Walls (that's a good description of what it feels like been rudley awoken)
What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Vangelis => Prolouge and Main Titles (to be honest i think thats kinda impossible)
What do you want as a career?
Placebo => Post Blue (you mean the police, coz ye know, they're known as the blues. fuck no!)
Your favourite saying?
Kings of Leon => Camaro (thats not a saying, thats a car model!)
Bloodhound Gang => Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (FUCK?! no.. just no)
What do you think of your parents
Mindless Self Indulgence => Straight to Video (thats kinda sick.. besides, they aren't actors xD)
What's your Pornstar name?
The Beatles => Polythene Pam (HAHA! well the polythene is certinaly kinky. but PAM?! im a tranny pornstar.. wow!)
Where would you go on a first date?
Radiohead => Pyramid Song (haha a pyramid? a little far for a first date isnt it? fucking egypt maaan!)
Drug of choice?
Eighty Six Chevy => The Changeling (weird name for a drug innit?)
When are you happiest?
The Smashing Pumpkins => Le Deux Machina (it'd help if it was in english really..)
What will your life story be?
U2 => The Refugee (haha, i'll be a refugee.. that's kinda.. bad actually )
How are you at asking people out?
Battles => Tij (that makes completley no sense and gives me no proper answer whatsoever..)
What's your sexy song?
Ghost Away => The Universe and I (hell yeah, its sexy music.. there is far sexier though!)
Filter => Take Another (yeah i probably will. i fucking love these quizzes LOL)
What is the thing i like doing most?
The Jimi Hendrix Experience => Fire (haha i'm a loony! BURNNNN!)
The song that best describes my school principal?
The White Stripes => Effect and Cause (meeh hes a shit HEADMASTER.. he doesnt have any effect or cause..)
What is my state of mind like at the moment?
Metallica => All Nightmare Long (actually, my lifes more like my dreams then my nightmares at the moment..)
How will I die?
Coldplay => A Whisper (oo, the infamous whisper of death! now im scared )
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Some sort of quiz thing I'm doing even though i could be something far more interesting such as sex.What is your name: Josh
Birthday: 28th October. 'Chyea bitch, thats makes me LEGAL.
Height: Erm.. Below like.. 6
Eye Color: It changes with the weather
Hair Color: Dark brown/black?
Do you have a web site : www.davidmaguireextremeanalporn.com
Zodiac Sign: Scoripiooooooooo
Color: Dark Red, white for clothes... LOL.
Number: fuck numbers
Sport to play: Hockey (coz im gay)/Softball (coz im bi)/Basketball (coz im a straight man)!
Sport to watch: F1 woo LEWI HAMILTON > BARACK OBAMA 'chyaaaa
Curse word: lol, does it just have to be 1 word?!
Vacation spot: anywhere nice
Drink (alcoholic): vodka, coz its taste nicer then beer. but gimme a beer anyday too.
Drink (nonalcoholic): COKE or TEA!
Food: the unhealthy, junk, "SPICY" CHICKEN type
Song: Paranoid Android by Radiohead is probably the best song ever conceived by human beings...
Shampoo or Conditioner: erm.. both, use both you spazzaz
Most prized possession: my girlfriend
Who are your best friends: friends? hehe. no one can kill the joey off for me. but i suppose iain's a babe... even tho he's also a bitch. ooh and my sex buddy
How many people are on your buddy list: too much. same for my msn. i dont even know half of em...
Pets: chaddy winky binkysble doggy woggy AWWHHH HES DOING THE CUTE FACE!!!
Dream car: ya mam in metallic car form. yeah bitch
Word/Phrase you over use: ANAL. HAHA. LOL.
Hobbies: what weirdo doesn't have a hobby?
Have you ever been in love: i am
Who do you like right now: what i liked 5 seconds ago..
The first thing you notice about the opposite sex: their index finger aiming at me..
What are your turnoffs: a mans slippery wet penis being forcefully shoved down my throat whilst he skull rapes me... i suppose.
Pools/Hot Tub: pool, then hot tub. yeah, the whole SHA-BANG!
Sunrise/Sunset: well i dont tend to see em. but i guess they'd both be romantic and make the person you are with fall into your arms in submission. hell i should try it
Fast/Slow Dance: get faster.. like sex, but with your feet.
Day/Night: both. coz without day, it'd be too dark to do stuff. without night, you wouldn't be able to sleep. think about it!
Baseball/Football: im not american you fucking faggot, what do you think?!
Burger King/ McDonalds: burger king. but thats probs only coz berwick doesnt have one
Mountains/Prairies: whats a prairy? ill say mountain
Land/Ocean: land coz im not a fish and i'd drown...
Christmas/Easter: christmas.. coz like, if you wanted easter eggs, i suppose you could ask for easter eggs at christmas. you can't ask for christmas presents at easter!
How many pillows: 2.. and ones a SPIDERMAN PILLOW (Y)
Do you get along with your parents: sometimes. and its more PARENT then parents...
Favorite ice-cream: vanilla. i keep it simple.
What is your bedtime: whenever i fucking feel like it LOL. though i choose suitable times of 11...
Favorite scent: africa. and i dont mean the smell of malnutrition and shit and death.. i mean the deordrant..
Smoke: well.. i've tried it... and no
Taken other drugs: nope
Done anything illegal: yes...
Failed a subject: too many...
Been to a foreign country: yeshhhh
Had a pet: deja vu?
Been to a Concert: the cribs ages ago in bradford (i think it was bradford, i may be mistaken) but they werent famous then so i wasnt interested. im gutted now...
Moved: from YORKSHIRE
Cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend: nopeeeee, coz theres no one better *CHEESE (but true, c'mon)*
Broken bone: my ankle didnt function when i was born. does thtat count?
Won a trophy: probably but nothing i can remember
Beaten anyone up: not too much. but yeah, when i was a bit younger.
Played strip poker: with myself.. getting in the bath.. minus the poker. and the stripping. just the nakedness really...
Gotten beat up: by a bunch of gypos once...
Do You believe in
Magic: ya mam's magic
Love at firs
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No one except for you seems to know which man you're referring to exactly, but it's all good. Keep up the good work. Soon we'll all be living in anachy and everything will be peachykeen!
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