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Brian Gormley

Rate me out of 10 for sexxiineesss gurrllieess :*

11/22/12 | me too! | Reply

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  • Male, 20, Luv 261
  • from Carey.........i swear
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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Me, Myself, and I
MY MOMMY THINKS...THEYRE SWEET...YOUR MOMMY...IS A TWIT!!

WOH THAT KISS WAS H0T....IF THE BONER POLICE WERE HERE I WOULD NEED MY LAWYER

998..999..1000..1001 OH HEY THERE I DONT KNOW IF YOU HEARD BUT I DID OVER A THOUSAND

IM FREAKIN PUMPED...IVE BEEN DRINKING GREEN TEA ALL DAY!!!

WELL IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS

IS IT A GHOST STORY...YOU KNOW LIKE HARRY POTTER OR THE BIBLE

ONE DAY I WAS DRAWING THIS BIG VEINY FUCKER

WHY NOT TAKE A PICTURE AND POST IT ON TOTALFUCKINGAWSOMENESS.COM

RAMSPRINGER!!WOHHH

FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RIDE, GET ON UP, ITS BOBSLED TIME!!

THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP

I WONDER HOW MANY OF THESE I CAN FIT UP MY BUM

ROHYPNOL...A MANS BEST FRIEND...AND A WOMANS WORST ENEMY

WHO LIKES SHORT SHORTS?

OOOHH THATS NASTY

IF IM NOT BACK IN FIVE MINUTES...WAIT LONGER

BACK TO SCHOOL BACK TO SCHOOL TO SHOW MY DADDY THAT IM NO FOOL

LEND ME SOME SUGAR! I AM YOUR NEIGHBOR

WE WORK HARD...BUT WE PLAY HARD
The Other Half Of Me
Dingle

Dingle

if only the catholic church approved of our love

Music
everything . i like dance music rock hip hop r&b everything you can think of. but i love the one and only.......T-ES-TOOOOOOOOO.........which roughly translates i really like Tiesto!!!!!!!!!.......and snow patrol, kings of leon, NeYo, chris brown, akon, 50cent, lil wayne, kanye west, arctic monkeys, daft punk, the killers, mgmt, bloc party, the klaxons, jose gonzalez, the editors, hot chip and lots of other djs like armin van buuren, mat zo, spencer and hill, eddie halliwell, pendulam, prodigy, fe
 rry corston, judge jules..........oh yea and bruce springstien, johnny cash, wham...you know the classics !!!!........and ofcourse when the mood lightens and there are some ladies about....its time to put on some marvin gaye ;)
Films
I like alot of stuff like HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL...........im deadly serious !!the dark night the new hulk movie (not the old one it was hurrendus)atonement it was class, tropic thunder, juno, zack and miri make a porno, in bruges, forgetting sarah marshall, smokin aces, american history x, the wind that shakes the barley, micheal collins, in the name of the father, training day, coach carter, remember the titans, the green mile, cast away, the rocky films and ENCHANTED!!!!also superbad, napoleon dynamite, borat, southpark, and you cant forget all the old school disney films.And films with will ferrell in them. comidies mostly but also the horrors that are hostel and the saw movies.....and abit of porn on the side.....only joking....but not really.....or am i....or mabye i am you decide for yourself
Sports
well i play hurling and gaelic for the school and also that foriegn sport ( as my da calls it ) soccer but only for the craic. i also play golf and im also a keen ladies mud wrestling spectator.....only joking.....but not really..or am i....or mabye i am you decide!anyways i also play a very sectarian sport called rugby for armoy!!!!!we have only started but we are not to bad
Happiest When/ things i love
listening to mad ravey techno music, bein tanned, pasta bake, stir frys, bein a bit gay on it, talkin black talk with dermot, chatting up girls on nights out, gettin off work early, when i get paid, making things awkward for other people, watchin project runway, a big feed of grub after work, after a good session at the gym and then hittin the jacussi and talkin about the girls who you would tap, sneezing, nights out, ending up at random places, saying sexist stuff, farting and then telling girls that it was daniel mckinley, dancing, around drunk old men and they tell you about life and the ra, girls who are sound, on the prowl for the wemen, looking up urbandictionary.com and then askin girls if they have ever been chilli dogged, takin a piss on the side of the road, eating dinner after a match or work, playing hurling, helium, reading the paper while your on the toilet, with the lads and not to forget ladetes ofcourse and just doing fun things i guess. Also beatin ballycastle
Saddest When/things i hate
we get hammered at hurlin, losing stuff, no money, people who talk shite and think they are right, bein anywhere near my ma at a hurlin or football match, no wemen, when there is only ugly wemen and your standards begin to slip, when i am anywhere near feet, annoying english people, at work with only girls and there are no others boys around that i can tell sexist jokes to, when there is nothing to do at work, when there is lots to do at work, people dont text back, if your going out and you cant find the shirt you were gonna wear, there is no milk in the morning and you have already made tea and poured out cereal, when the butter hasnt melted into the toast, sweating alot on nights out, b.o., bad breath in the morning, soreness, sleeping in random places and then waking up and having to go to bed, missing celtics champions league matches, workin sunday mornings, coursework, spottyness, not havin a tan, when people nick stuff

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  • 25 WAYS TO IMPRESS YOUR GIRL

    25 WAYS TO IMPRESS YOUR GIRL

    1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

    2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

    3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

    4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

    5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy's and Asian ladies.

    7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fcuk you and grab the other girls arse. Girls love competition.

    8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

    9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

    10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

    11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b*tching about the cold right now you're going to be b*tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

    13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

    14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like drinking beer.

    15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

    17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

    19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

    20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

    22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

    23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

    24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Gir

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  • very bored

    How's

    How did you get one of your scars?
    when i wrestled with a tiger
    How are you feeling at this moment?
    tired....very tired and sore
    How did you get the shirt you're wearing?
    My mommy bought it for me :))
    How much money did you spend last month?
    too much i havent got a bean left :(
    How old do you want to be when you get married?
    does it really matter is it not the person thats important??

    What's

    Your mothers name?
    annemarie
    What is the most important part of your life?
    WEMEN lol....naw just being happy and having the people around me happy too:)
    What did you last cry over?
    winston the ball in the movie castaway
    What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?
    im a manly man i never get upset lol apart from the above........but probably ice cream:))
    What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
    they have to have a good sense of humour.....be able to stand my sexist and sometimes pretty dirty comments......good looking.......trust worthy.......and can cook clean and look after me lol ojoj
    What are you worried about?
    where im going to get funds for this weekend
    What did you have for breakfast?
    this raisin and granola cereal and tea

    Have You's

    Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
    isn't that always the way
    Have you ever had your heartbroken?
    not yet
    Have you ever been out of the country?
    lots
    Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
    yes for instance when pearse donnelly brought an unhooked telephone to me and said there was someone who was on the other end for me....and i answered it..........im an idiot lol
    Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
    probably..........you bastards
    Have you ever had sex on the beach?
    only with myself lol ojoj..............naw just a curt lol

    Where's

    Where did you last go?
    hurling training
    Where did you last eat?
    in the kitchen
    Where did you sleep last night?
    in my bed

    Do's/Does

    Do you like someone right now?
    ..............yyyyyeeeeesssss lol
    Do you think anyone likes you?
    they would need to lol
    Does the future scare you?
    mmmeeeehhhh

    Why's

    Why did you get a bebo?
    to perve at girls.....why else would you get bebo lol ojoj
    Why did your parents give you the name you have?
    after the aul boy
    Why are you doing this survey?
    because i want to because i want to

    if's

    If you could have one super power what would it be?
    to know what people are thinking or to stop time like in bernards watch
    If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
    i would go back in time and bet all my money on that 100-1 horse that won the grand national

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  • Mr Dallat Facts

    1)If you have five dollars and Mr Dallat has five dollars, Mr Dallat has more
    money than you

    2)There is no 'ctrl' button on Mr Dallat computer. Mr Dallat is always in
    control

    3)Mr Dallat is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything
    around you

    4)Mr Dallat destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the
    element of surprise

    5)Mr Dallat can kill two stones with one bird.

    6)Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mr Dallat.

    7)When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Mr
    Dallat

    8) There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Mr Dallat has allowed to
    live

    9)Mr Dallat is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    10)When Mr Dallat does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing
    the earth down

    11) Mr Dallat doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    12Mr Dallat once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a
    stripper in it

    13)When Mr Dallat falls in water, Mr Dallat doesn't get wet. Water gets Mr Dallat

    14)Mr Dallat’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

    15)Mr Dallat can divide by zero.

    16)Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Mr Dallat to go around.

    17)Mr Dallat grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

    18) Mr Dallat ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one

    19)Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Mr Dallat"

    20)There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Mr Dallat lives in Carey

    21)James Cameron wanted Mr Dallat to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger

    22)Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Mr Dallat pajamas.

    23)Mr Dallat cannot love, he can only not kill

    24)Mr Dallat recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

    25)If at first you don't succeed, you're not Mr Dallat.

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    11/21/10
  • M E L I Ssa
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    cant believe u tld all thm....mi das very embarrassed!!!!!! fone cba with this :)

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  • M E L I Ssa
    M E L I Ssa

    no tht was clarkey duhh... mi da kept getin me to point u out at half time to see if "u cud hurl any" :L ....but u cudnt lol oj..

    3/3/10
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    u played so wel tehehe:L :L :

    3/3/10
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    whos fones tht??lol :L

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    I dont know what you are talkin about

    2/23/10
  • Dingle
    luv Dingle

    Im sorry Did u hear? "apparently" we ahve to wear full school uniform on monday..............if mr cassidy thinks i'll fall for the same trick twice he's got another thing coming :L Take it we need our magean tops for the match?

    2/20/10
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    luv Dingle

    Well i turned up to ur house that nite with some flowers to suprise u but wen i looked in the window i saw u with "that whore"....................i ran away cryin but i just want u to know that i spent the whole nite thinkin of u

    2/18/10
  • Dingle
    Dingle

    was valentines nite gud? I wud have come but i was trapped in the house by all the flowers i was sent by my secvret admirers......... .........ok it was just overgrown weeds blockin the path..........they've really shot up in the week since mummy left

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    are u coming :L :L

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    M E L I Ssa

    ayeeee always abot u....naw i dnt actually..so just shut up nw rite!!!! :)

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    yuppp wel thts wat it means duhhh :) hmmmm dont tempt me...nd sum1s got an attitude th nite!!!!

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    creeeeeeep....:)

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    Catriona Maybin

    Your livin in a fantasy world dear..Eww to much info :/ i dont think melissa will be impressed when she finds this out..

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    M E L I Ssa

    emmm no its not :) see u thts wat i was lukin forward to bt aw naw wrecked as usual.....feeling guilty:L wel im hoping it will have died :L hmmm naw its guna take alot more than tht yeno!!!

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    yuppp i kno tht is my middle name :) emmm but u dnt kno wat i mean...wel it goes lyk ths sum1 buys u a very expensive thing then another someone doesnt care abot it nd leave it behind thm...cough cough :L

    2/8/10
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    M E L I Ssa

    yeaa it is isnt it!!...wel ur lucky i forgive u yeno, i shudnt let u off this lightly!!

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    i did!!!!...u just turned away nd never saw :( ...too busy doin other things...:)

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    Catriona Maybin

    well if yu filled the bra yu maybe woulda got somethin outta it then :L ..a boob job would be needed :P ..plus throwin yourself at other men is just not attractive :L

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