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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass.?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.
14. When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
15.When you get a haircut over the weekend, come into work and people ask "Did you get a hair cut?" ... No you arsewipe. I woke up this morning and it was like that
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Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice
I say the darker the flesh then the deeper the roots
I give a holler to my sisters on welfare
Tupac cares, and don't nobody else care
and uhh, I know they like to beat ya down a lot
when you come around the block brothas clown a lot
But please don't cry, dry your eyes, never let up
Forgive but don't forget, girl keep your head up
and when he tellsyou you ain't nuttin don't believe him
And if he can't learn to love you you should leave him
Cause sista you don't need him
And I ain't tryin to gas ya up, I just call em how I see em
You know it makes me unhappy (what's that)
When brothas make babies, and leave a young mother to be a pappy
And since we all came from a woman
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we take from our women
why we rape our women, do we hate our women
I think it's time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don't we'll have a race of babies
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
And since a man can't make one
He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one
So will the real men get up
I know you're fed up ladies, but keep your head up
0 Comments 223 weeks
Me Writing This May Seem Really Pathetic To You.. But Newsflash Maytee I Dont Give Ah Fuck What Yuh Fink Keh? Ive Had Enough Negative Input From You Wankers Anyway.
I'm so sick of guys who just want a girlfriend to say that they have one && later on dump them so they can fuck off and brag about breaking it off with them.. I can never find a decent guy and when i finally find one, theres Always Something Bad About to happen around the corner..
Most Guys, there expectations in life are To get a hot girlfriend who will fuck them on the first date or pash with them at every waking moment,, guys should realize that not all girls are as skanky as that.. All guys really want is a girl Whose perfect from their point of view, you know what I mean, flat stomach, huge boobs, round booty, long legs, big lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to... Not all girls can pull that off. Beauty is skin deep but guys don't seem to realize that. The little imperfections people have are what make them who they are.
Guys should Realize that girls aren't made to fulfill there sexual desires.. We do have feelings.
You keep on loving her, and she will keep on loving you.. Stop acting like boys and start being men.
If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. Guys need to stop making girls live up to their deluded fantasy visions of perfection . .
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