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Nathan William Cross
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- Your Slower Than a Herd of Turtles Stampeding Through Peanut Butter....
- Me, Myself, and I
- i live in a place called whiteness in the *cough* wonderful *cough* shetland islands, it's quiet... maybe a little too quiet...
currently working at the scatsta airport as a traffic officer, lovin my job anyways... but lookin at doin trainin to go into Air Traffic Control... fingers crossed
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."
- Almost anything really
- Not really fussy, as long as it's not a super cheesy low budget peice of crap
- A bit of football or basketball with mates is always a laugh. Rowing is good as well like, can't wait for the season to begin... mostly lookin forward to the regattas though
- Scared Of
- the smell of adz's feet (it's fuckin lethal!!!) and runnin out of booze and/or smokes at a party
- Happiest When
- Goin out, Chilling and/or drinking with friends, spending time with my better half (if i have one), chuckling (told u id put it up), watchin films but gettin bored an messin round instead..., actually being able to lie-in til like 2 lol, playin my guitar, driving, rowing, painting, drawing, all that bollocks etc. etc. etc. the list goes on.
- People who think they're better than everybody else, people who can't keep their mouths shut, shit stirrers, junk mail, having to wait for days for something to turn up in the post, bad losers, people who sit and preach at you about everything you've done wrong, hypocrites, hangovers, being let down, forgetting my wallet, "friends" that act like u don't exist on a night out, people who are far too quick to apportion blame, the fact that nice guys never win, liers, liers that continue to lie even once they've been caught out, being stabbed in the back by a so called friend, cheeky fuckers, little bastards, being confused, being on "the back foot", lies lies lies, lifes bullshit repeating over and over and over, being taken for granted, awkward moments, long silences, taking a chance and losing everything (shit happens), not taking a chance and missing out on something awesome, cars not fucking workin properly, bein unable to find wtf i'm lookin for.... the way i tie my shoes (its different ok, so stop laughin at me!) ... list goes on
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Would you introduce the last person you kissed to your parent?
Can a boy and girl be friends without having feelings for each other?
Could you ever see yourself and your ex back together?
there is a small possibilty
If the last person you kissed, kissed someone else and you saw it, would you be mad?
Have you ever slept in the same bed as a friend?
Would you have sex with the person you stole this from?
hmm... yes, yes i would
Are any of your friends virgins?
Some of them,
What are your plans for tomorrow?
dunno, i'm in welsh wales atm, so whatever i want to i suppose
Do you have anger problems?
Has somebody else ever taken off your clothes?
How much money's in your bank account?
Did you ever think that "lol" meant "lots of love"?
Do you even know what "FML" stands for?
"Fuck My Life"
If you are what you eat.. what are you?
Is your ex a complete loser?
hmm no not really
Do you think someone likes you?
not sure, but i think so.
Do you know anyone who has AIDS?
Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
yeah, why not?
Are you hurt about anything right now?
Do you think if you died that your ex would even care?
probably, we're still friends like.
Have you ever thought someone died when they really didn't?
dnt think it
When was the last time you threw up?
dunno, maybe when i was ill a few weeks back
What does your number 1 call you?
what do you class as number one?
When was the last time you drove a car?
monday 3rd august
Would you rather be given flowers or chocolate?
chocolate. i hate flowers.
What does the shirt your wearing look like?
it's blue with tennents 06 written on the back and a scottish football association badge stitched to the front.
Where did you get it from?
Do you have a long term or short term memory?
long term, i think?
What was the last thing you watched on tv and who with?
Terminator 2, with my cousin Brett
What can you hear right now?
The tv in the background
Where is your mum right now?
sittin on the other end of the couch
Do you use the word 'epic' daily?
Do you remember who you had a crush on in the 7th grade?
What would you say if someone shouted at you free pills?
Do you care if your bf/gf drinks?
not really cos then i'd be a hippocrite
What was the first thing to annoy you this morning?
my brother bein a twat
Is there anyone you couldn't live without?
lots, mostly Alasdair Kelly we've been mates for years an years
Have you ever dated someone you weren't even attracted to?
nope, i don't do "mercy fucks"
If you could change one thing right now, it would be?
Who is the funniest person you know?
Would you date that person?
hello not fuckin gay mate
Do you get freaked out when you're in the dark?
What tattoos do you have or want?
i got a tribal type one on my right shoulder
Have you ever had a relationship with the same sex?
What are you gonna do now?
speak to leigh and maybe go out for a smoke
Do you like to make the first move?
nope, but if i have to i will
Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologise?
no, and she can go fuck herself for all i care now.
What's something you really want right now?
Looking back in time did you ever waste your time on a certain boy or girl?
yes, lots of time, can't get it back now.
If the last person you kissed tried to kiss you again, would you kiss back?
Do you say sorry first?
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I am Drifting,
Floating aimlessly around the sky,
Like a balloon released into the air,
Who knows where i may go,
Maybe someday someone will find me,
And they'll never let me go,
But maybe i will be lost..
For all eternity,
In my dreams,
My world is happy.
Although nothing in them is true...
They comfort me when i feel down,
And brighten up my days.
Most realities are still the same...
Those who have passed on...
Have still passed on,
Those who don't speak to me...
Still don't speak to me.
My dreams are my sanctuary.
Somewhere i can escape to,
Somewhere i am brave,
Somewhere i am confident,
Where i can fly like a bird,
Free from lifes worries,
Free from the pain...
In my Dreams...
They're Watching you,
They're watching me.
Those judging eyes,
Who long to see your downfall,
Who long to see you break...
Those eyes that threaten,
Those eyes that scare.
With one glare they make you weak.
But do not show your weakness...
Or the tortures will soon start
Flying and Falling
Higher and higher,
On top of the world.
And then i'm falling,
Faster and faster
Falling like a burst balloon,
Alone in the world.
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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. -Tom Waits, Small Change
Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ~Attributed to both Jason Hutchison and John Benfield
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. ~Author Unknown
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Don’t worry about making the world a better place because very few of us actually know what “better” means. It’s probably enough to leave it as you found it. And clean up after yourself.
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner." - Ben Bergor
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
- Oscar Wilde
"The concerts you enjoy together/ Neighbors you annoy together/ Children you destroy together,/ That keep marriage in tact." - Stephen Sondheim
The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.
"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with 'thumb'one I love."
- Woody Allen
"A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house."
The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen or oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke
A good time to keep your mouth shut... is when you're in deep water
A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
"why is itthat no matter what you do, it is never enough to satisfy your mother!"
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. ~P.J. O'Rourke
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. ~Nicholas Chamfor
"And God said unto Moses, 'Now theres your 14 commandments, now are you sureyou will remember them all??' " - Alasdair Kelly
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Join The Army,
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69 Things About Me
|Height||: 6ft 2|
|Weight||: 77kg (bout 12.5 stone)|
|Birthday||: 11 november|
|Town you were born in||: lerwick|
|Single or Committed||: single|
|Favorite band||: bullet for my valentine|
|Favorite sports team||: n/a|
|Favorite drink||: Millers Genuine Draft|
|Favorite getaway||: My Room|
|Favorite pasttime||: erm... drinking|
|Favorite reality show||: reality shows are pish... FACT|
|Best thing to ever happen to you||: Passed my Driving test|
|Favorite clothes||: My suit... cos it's cool :)|
|Your hair color||: Dark brown|
|Pepsi or Coke||: coke|
|Do you kiss on the first date||: sometimes|
|Chocolate or Vanilla||: vanilla|
|Favorite restaurant||: erm... dunno|
|Favorite movies||: as long as its not REALLY cheesy its fine by me|
|Love or money||: both|
|Blondes or Brunettes||: not really bothered|
|Your ambition||: Airline Pilot|
|Ever bungee jumped||: nope|
|Ever swam in the ocean||: plenty times|
|Ever been in love||: not really sure... i think so|
|Ever broken someones heart||: more than likely|
|Had your heart broken||: yes...|
|Broke a bone||: nope|
|Cats or Dogs||: dogs|
|Pizza or Burger||: pizza|
|Your first crush||: i really can't remember...|
|Ever lied to your parents||: yes|
|Worst fear||: to be truly alone...|
|Your weakness||: i tend to care a little too much|
|Any tattoos||: 1|
|Favorite subject in school||: chemistry|
|Kisses or hugs||: kisses|
|Done anything you regret||: who hasn't|
|Passive or aggressive||: passive|
|Morning or Evening||: evening|
|Summer or Winter||: summer|
|Ever won a sports medal||: once... i think|
|Ever been out of your country||: plenty times|
|Your dream vacation||: switzerland, skiing holiday|
|Best gift you have received||: provisional driving licence|
|Favorite Actor||: dunno|
|Favorite Actress||: dunno|
|Best compliment someone gave you||: "my body wants to have your babies,... must be animal magnetism ;) "|
|Do you hate anyone||: no actually|
|Hip-hop or Rock||: rock|
|Favorite perfume||: lacoste|
|Ever been fined by a traffic cop||: no|
|Country you||: australia|
|Ever been to a drive-in-movie||: nope|
|Ever lied to teachers in school||: oh yes, mostly bout homework|
|Craziest thing you||: crashed my 1st car|
|Your craziest dream in life||: can't think of anythin at the mo|
|Ever dyed your hair||: nope|
|City you live in||: whiteness|
|Favorite day of the week||: oddly it's wednesday|
|Favorite childhood memory||: can't decide|
|Do you swear a lot||: fraid so|
|Ever puked at a party||: anyone who says "no" is either lying or T-total|
|Ever danced all night long||: once... my feet hurt afterwards...|
|Have a crush on anyone||: yup|
|Your best buddy these days||: alasdair kelly|
|Are you a health freak||: not really no|
|Vehicle you drive||: vauxhall astra 1.6|