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- Here we, here we, here we fucking go!
- Me, Myself, and I
- YOUNG BOY WITH COFFEE: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
LITTLE GIRL: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
YOUNG BOY WITH COFFEE: Cream?
LITTLE GIRL: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.
if u wanna know anything about me it'll all be in the autobiography schedueled for next year - "How Laura Callaghan touched me.....in every way"
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"I respect women when I'm on a date, take them to the park or maybe a museum, and I only try to kiss them when they're ready, a woo-hoo, a what what, a what I say what what!"
- Prodigy. Tiesto. Lisa Lashes. Marco V. Eddie Halliwell. Oakenfold. Chicane. Darren Styles. Fedde Le Grand. Armand Van Burden. Sash. Just Pounding Pounding Techno Music Really! Anything With MASSIVE Bass!
- Team America. The Waterboy. Happy Gilmour. Big Daddy. Borat. Kevin And Perry Go Large. Sister Act. Hocus Pocus. Back To The Future. Home Alone. Mighty Ducks. Austin Powers. Scary Movie. Blues Brothers. Dark Knight. Pretty Woman. Notting Hill. Million Dollar Baby. Boys Don't Cry. Walk The Line. Transamerica. A Walk To Remember. Titanic. Harry Potter. School Of Rock. Gladiator. She's The Man. The Descent. Saw. James Bond. Dumb And Dumber. Miss Congeniality. Pirates Of The Caribbean. Homeward Bound(Sassy-lmao).
- ♥The Tudors(So Fucking Hot!)♥ Family Guy. Kath And Kim. Will And Grace. Friends. Frasier. Everybody Loves Raymond. Suburban Shootout. The Amanda Show (I Have To Speak To Amanda!-lmao)
- ♥Celtic.Liverpool♥You'll Never Walk Alone
- Scared Of
- Pigeons.Public Toilets.Little Girl Ghosts
- Happiest When
- With My Pals.Intoxicated With Alcohol And Robo-Spazzin To Fedde Le Grand.
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Hawwit.. Yer a Ned Mate
Today we meet our destiny, fulfill our date with fate, on such tense and stressful days, legends we create, from Boruc to McDonald, behind them to a man, emotions will be fragile, the joys of being a fan, the pride of following Celtic, seeps from every pore, behind them to the bitter end regardless of the score, so sing the songs with pride, songs with which you've grown, and remember as a Celtic fan, YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!
My Celtic pride, I will not hide. My Celtic race, I will not disgrace. My Celtic blood, flows hot and true. My Celtic people, I will stand by you. Through thick and thin, till the day we die. Our Celtic flag, always stands so high. Shout this poem louder than all the rest. Cos everyone knows, we Hoops are the best.
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Suck ma cock, am dead good, bite ma cherry, you know you should
Am a pure bitch, av gat feminine itch, a need a stitch, piss aff ya witch
Av gat a pure gid jaykit, am pretty glaykit, gimme yer cock, cos a want tae take it
Am pure gid, am pure fine, ooh a sinned, it's no ma line
All ma friends hate me so all a do is snivel, a don't know why thought cause a was a pure gid divil
Now Unis an all that huv left me, am all on ma own, but don't worry cause av gat a hart of stone
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Eyewitness accounts - had the terror attack happened in an American airport instead of in Glasgow Airport.
America: "Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, I just ran for my life..I thought I was gonna die, he got so close to me"
Glasgow: "Cunt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him"
America: "I just wanna get home, away from here..I just wanna get home, I thought I was gonna die"
Glasgow: "Here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a fuckin' plane!"
America: "There was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening, I thought I was gonna die"
Glasgow: "Fuck this fir a kerry oan, moan we'll get a pint in"
America: "We thought he was gonna blow us all up, he had a gas canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran for my life."
Glasgow: "A swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae even open his boot, he wis oan fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws"
America: "There was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought I was gonna die"
Glasgow: "There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire? It wis like that"
America: "I'm too traumatised even to speak, I thought I was gonna die"
Glasgow: "Here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"
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