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Bettie Spaghetti

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you took that song and you made it your own.
Me, Myself, and I
www.sketchyinc.com
The Other Half Of Me
Jenny Mulvany
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tea. chocolate. lie ins. fashion. fleecy pyjamas. being cosy. 90s movies. 80's music. 40's style. hiyadoin. www.sketchyinc.com dita von teese . girls aloud.
doesn't..um.. likes
losers. posers. suckazzzzzzzzzz. bores. diana vickers. bleugh.

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  • how to get a girl and keep her in 27 easy steps...

    How to get and keep a girl in 27 easy steps:

    1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

    2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

    3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

    4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

    5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

    7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

    8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

    9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

    10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

    11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

    13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

    14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

    15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

    17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

    19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

    20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.

    21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. She'll say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

    22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

    23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

    24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present s

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  • luv Angela Amirault

    So have you asked Katy Perry to attend the summer GlamRocks?! Get on it!!!! Oh, and, be on me... soon

    4/9/09
  • Kate Doran
    Kate Doran

    check this out :L :L :L :L :L best Katy Perry cover you will ever see! http://www.bebo.com/Link.jsp?Url=htt...

    3/31/09
  • luv Angela Amirault

    Saturday, you, Jenny, my pants... Be there :)

    3/9/09
  • luv Jenny Mulvany

    thaught a visual might help in understanding why i nearly got killed in gpo last week. i reguire safe 80ing soon.

    2/25/09
  • Catherine Walsh
    Catherine Walsh

    sorry i missed ya beauty wen ru down again/ hugs n kisses catx

    2/23/09
  • Ruth Phelan
    Ruth Phelan

    are you trapped somewhere like under the stairs and cant get out?????

    2/21/09
  • Jenny Cox
    luv Jenny Cox

    photos please ! please.

    2/20/09
  • Jenny Cox
    Jenny Cox

    hello

    2/11/09
  • luv Angela Amirault

    I'm going to punch Gemma in the concussion... I'm not a bore. How are you? You should come and get pissed in the very near future. My friend Katie is coming from Canada on Friday.. let the drunken-ness ensue :)

    2/10/09
  • Jenny Cox
    Jenny Cox

    maybe she turned into a ghost . . . . . . ghost t t toast.

    2/10/09
  • Ruth Phelan
    Ruth Phelan

    are you still alive!!

    2/10/09
  • luv Vicki Clough

    I went to leave a comment on your facebook page...and it seems to be gone. this makes me a sad panda... good luck with your show on Saturday!!! Wooo hooo! XXX

    2/9/09
  • Jenny Cox
    Jenny Cox

    poo

    2/3/09
  • Amanda Cameron
    Amanda Cameron

    news just in you might want to know apparently punk has been closed down for the mo new owners or something. roller disco instead

    1/23/09 via Mobile
  • luv Jenny Mulvany

    chck out bfe's profie pic. eh too many things to say. just look. PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE  EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSE  EEEEEE. thanks

    1/22/09
  • Jenny Cox
    Jenny Cox

    thank you for the bear being strangled by a huge bunch of baloons. it was awesome.

    1/22/09
  • Jenny Mulvany

    yea should be able to make it. will you please please bring ma shoes with you. i miss them sooo. ill find aines double and bring her, although if i speak to her it breaks stalking rule number 1.

    1/16/09
  • Amanda Cameron
    luv Amanda Cameron

    oooooh look hows in on her fancy smanchy celeb london clubs, havnt actually been to punk im generally not arsed paying £20 on the door, at least i think thats what it is. im rarely in soho i get lost there, where abouts are you staying? im not too sure how hard it is to get in, wednesday shouldnt be too bad but u can go on the website first and just put your name down on the guestlist and then you'll prob defo get in providing you dont look like a gypo. Wednesday is a good night to go out, most places are open and cheappy cheappy, if you like i can bring you to a place that used to be a strip club and its 80p a drink, its in soho so that can be a back up instead of punk! i had a boozy lunch yday it was nice, life is awesome

    1/15/09
  • luv Jenny Mulvany

    it might kill you http://www.bebo.com/ianerix thank you.

    1/13/09