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Only me an Amy hav been lucky enough to witness.... THE NINJA!!! good times lol

Me, Myself, and I

I'M HOMOSEXUAL.
GET OVER ITT.

IVE HAD SO MANY WILLIES IN ME IVE GOT CHEDDAR GORGE FOR AN ARSE.

http://Apple.real-incentives.com/52236
pleeeease do that, it's not a con, ive done it myself
watch this and you'll see....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MkA8...


I LOVE BURGER NIPS!!!!!
I LOVE LAMP

IM BRICK TAMLAND.
PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE ME BECAUSE I AM POLITE
AND I AM RARELY LATE.
I REALLY ENJOY A NICE PAIR OF SLACKS.
I AM WHAT SOME PEOPLE CALL.....

MENTALLY RETARDED XD

IM ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN.
YA KNOW, GET A COUPLE COCKTAILS IN ME, START A FIRE IN SOMEONES KITCHEN,
MAYBE GO TO SEAWORLD AND TAKE MY PANTS OFF




SMELL MY FANNY
GO ON, SMELL ITT.

my fondest memory

i ate a big red candle + i pooed in my pants, love it

<3<3

Amy Stone, she's the best girlfriend i could ask for, and i cant/dont wana imagine life without her love you amy

Sports

bear-riding, and golf

i only have

5 balls and 3 friends

Happiest When

wouldnt you like to know OH, YOU WOULD?? well i like sniffing chickens and pooing on people's windscreens.

Memories

This is jst for the laughs ive had with my buddy garooof over the years lol. Angels is an ongoing thing that tends to pop its head up even today after 3 years lol, The edd an gareth show at the back of english is definatly among the best, specialy that soap opera we did lmao, must hav been on sum kinda drugs, great memories from maths aswel wen we said we were gona bring in a screwdriver to undo the windows lmao an we cudnt stop laughin in that test for no reason at all, oooo an wen we were in love with badminton, oooo an i jst remembered, u know that day we went in town to watch the rugby, how fricken funny was that, wen i was sarcastic to that woman in greggs an then that we laughed at that fat woman in the street that spoke funny lmao, we were laughin half way through bridgy at that, an wen u walked into that fone booth cos that tramp made fart noises in our faces lmao, i could go on all day, i really could, like kareoke at wiggys ''99p please'' lol....

Memories continued lol

.... an mrs hudson in that english exam, a proper mock exam an we cant stop laughin our heads off lol, wen we looked after that baby too that was awesome, plenty more years to come an i look foward to it....

The Other Half Of Me

Gareth Luce

Seperated at birth ------- re-united at school : )

Jeremy Kyle 'toff' makes a fool of himself on TV

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