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Ralph Hick

Ralph Hick
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  • Male, 23
  • from Teddington
  • Profile views: 318
  • Last active: 8/18/07
  • www.bebo.com/_littlemissmuffet_
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
I'm sexy, I'm cute,
I'm popular to boot ,
I'm bitchin' , great hair,
The boys all love to stare
I'm wanted, I'm hot,
I'm everything you're not
I'm pretty, I'm cool
I dominate the school
Who am I? Just guess!
Guys wanna touch my chest!
I'm rockin', I smile
& many think I'm vile!
I flyin', I jump
You can look but dont you hump!! (woo!!)
I major, I roar
I swear I'm not a whore!!
I cheer and I lead
I act like I'm on speed!!
Hate me 'cause I'm beautiful well I don't like you either!

They call me Little Miss Muffet
I walk, I talk, I shop, I sneeze,
And I'm going to be a fireman when the floods roll back
Loves
Buffy the Vampire Slayer and other cool stuff like Little Miss Muffet. Paris Hilton has to be my number 1 celebrity, she is so cool yet so fake. That's hot!!!! I love green/purple, Winter and September, the numbers 19 and 36. I love day dreams and night dreams and thinking about love and BITCHING, but we will come onto that later!!
Hates
Paedophiles, Geeks and UGLY people! Sorry to all those out there who match this criteria, but I actually really hate you!!! Also the internet, nobody can spell, it's really depressing.
Agatha
You might be wondering who Agatha is! Well she is a sex crazed biatch of a table. Everyday at Breakfast we sit on her and pleasure her anyway we can. It might be milk one day and fingers the next. Who knows? Agatha decides!
Talking
We are not emo, but the general topic of conversation is suicide, depression and do fannies actually echo? SALLY!! Do'nt forget BITCHING and milk bottles who are homosexuals!!
Music
Music is my life! I would actually kill myself if I couldn't hear!! My favorite bands have to be Britney Spears, Sugababes, Girls Aloud and other bitching bands!! They are sooo the SHIT, The BEST, No one goes to the father except through them!
BItching
This has to be my favorite past time, (maybe equal with slashing other people's tyres and shoplifting), and it can be sooo much fun! For instance (No names) Mr X has got off with Mrs Y, who I must say is a total slag!!! What a DYKE!! She is sooo not even pretty, WHO IS SHE, WHERE DID THEY FIND HER...BIATCH!!!

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  • Wanda Urban

    hi there I've been lookin for you, thought you may wanna check me get freaky on cam, just copy this link and lets get started! hot-girls-here-on-cam.com : bye *MuAH*

    8/15/08 via Mobile
  • Wanda Haynes

    Elin Bachelor, Master, MBA, and Doctorate diplomas available in the field of your choice http://yourtopnotchdegree.com

    7/16/08 via Mobile
  • Aspestos Junkie
    Aspestos Junkie

    Hello, are you ralph ralph the seperated siamese triplet or are you a random ralph?

    7/28/07
  • Ashley Wilson

    Look at my flashbox, it reminds me of you :L

    12/19/06
  • Charlie Philo
    Charlie Philo

    yeah i know!!! she totally made the best descison there to get rid of the idle gold digging shit! jessica simpson is a wannabe britney, say what you like, its true. britneys so gonna come back with force early next year...i fact, i KNOW she is...keep watching!

    11/10/06
  • Charlie Philo
    Charlie Philo

    i agree with hannah RE nikki, but jessica simpson?! eurgh, what a whore! Paris hilton?! have you lost your mind mr hick?!?!!? its all about britney, and i dont give a damn what you say, she is the sex

    11/9/06
  • Aspartame Kills
    Aspartame Kills

    :O I...I...I'm so sorry... Oh my...what a mistake I've made! Please forgive me! I would have thought you'd know who I was straight away, being the influential and memorable character that I am. SIGH! No way, Jessica Simpson is the best - Newlyweds :D And Nikki from BB7 'Who IS she? Who IS she?' LMAO

    11/9/06
  • Aspartame Kills
    Aspartame Kills

    Tis healthy *little* me with my pear...

    11/7/06
  • Miss jack Daniels
    Miss jack Daniels

    ralph!!!! talk 2 meeeeeeee im soo bored!!!! lookin 4ward 2 angels partay? btw, i might have 2 cotch at urs on sat night, cos if were doin the frightnight thing, then we wont leave till 10.30 ish, n so i wont gt bk till 1.30ish, so i think il probs stay at urs if thats k, cos ur only 1/2 hr away or summat.

    10/18/06
  • Shane Jones
    Shane Jones

    LMFAO!!!! Spafe ralph... i know... lol. I am a bit welsh... Lol. Triple free tomrow morning... what a doss. laters

    9/15/06
  • The Armed Federation of Idiots
    The Armed Federation of Idiots

    God, Ralph, I thought 6th form might have straightened you out a bit. Apparently not... I'm evidently not missing anything :L .

    9/15/06
  • Miss jack Daniels
    Miss jack Daniels

    safe for the othr half comment ye!!! haha i hav a double free n ur in maths or summat!!! lol

    9/8/06
  • See how they fly Like lucy in the sky
    See how they fly Like lucy in the sky

    no it isn't. its the bass player from a band called jack off jill.

    9/6/06
  • See how they fly Like lucy in the sky
    See how they fly Like lucy in the sky

    just to say, your picture's gross.

    9/1/06