Name: Colum Thomas Paul O\'Rourke
Birthday: September 1st 1986
Birthplace: Mammy
Current Location: Sexual Sligo or Wicked Wicklow
Eye Color: Ocean Blue
Hair Color: Brown-Ginge
Height: 5 foot 12 inches
Heritage: Irish
Weaknesses: Going out with no money in the account!
Fears: The death of Ken Barlow & Irene Roberts stunner
Perfect Pizza: BBQ sauce, Cajun Chicken & a dose of bacon
Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: howya gettin awwwwwn?
Best Physical Feature: My big nose
Bedtime: A good chuck after Home & Away
Goal To Achieve This Year: Cut down on shorts
Most Missed Memory: Missing having a memory

Random info:
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
How do you want to Die: with my trousers down chasin sheep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Lamb lover
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
Are you a Health Freak: No, just a freak
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cant afford shoes so bread bags

Pick one...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: Orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Dutch Gold and Johnny Jameson
Chocolate or Vanilla: none fuck off well chocolate so
Cappuccino or Coffee: dont drink Yuppy drinks

Do you...
Smoke: Im smokin hot if ya ask
Swear: Every fuckin god damned shitty second
Sing: Oasis and Elvis in the shower.
Shower Daily: well it rains in sligo constantly and saves the electricity if i stand outside naked
want to go to College: Am now condemned to Sligo I.T
want to get Married: Im a fuckin bigamist
belive in yourself: who does. well me for one
get Motion Sickness: Get morning sickness alright
think you are Attractive: ask the big man between the legs
get along with your Parents: I was adopted from Turkey
like Thunderstorms: Yes, especially with lightning striking all over
play an Instrument: nope

In the past month have you...
Drank Alcohol: Do you count two cans of Dutch for breakfast this morning
Smoked: No
been on Drugs: Life is my 7 day overdose of drugs
gone on a trip: went to Enniskillen for a day if ya call that a trip
gone to a Shopping Centre: Im a student for fuck sake, cant afford it
eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
eaten Sushi: Iv eaten food that sounds sick but not that
been on Stage: My life is one long big performance
been Dumped: I dumped a few stools in the toilet this morning
gone Skinny Dipping: In the shower!
Stolen Anything: yes

Have you ever been...
Drunk: What am i now?
called a Tease: Yes
Beaten up: Got nose headbutted but it was class craic
in Love: Yes...when i look in the mirror and see God staring back

In a Bitch/Ewe. . .
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde or Black
Short or Long Hair: Down to the arse cheeks
Height: up to the shoulders
Weight: has to be a grand girl to show the Mammy
Best Clothing Style: None on

Fun with numbers...
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ectacsy and Smack
Number of CDs I own: 2
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Doing this shite

NOEL: We are the biggest band in Britain of all time, ever. The funny thing is, that fucking mouthing off three years ago about how we were gonna be the biggest band in the world, we actually went and done it.

NOEL: Ive got a bit of a headache, a bit of a lump gathering over my eye but if I have another 75 cigarettes and a couple of bottles of gin I will be all right. I might go to sleep tonight.

LIAM: Its a good thing we won, because we were going to thrash the place if we didnt (LIAM AT THE BRITS 96)

LIAM: Discipline? I dont know the meaning of the word.

NOEL: Let me try to do the interview... So tell me, what is life like being a transvestite? (At MTV Music Awards 96)

LIAM: Being a lad is what Im about. I can tell you who isnt a lad - anyone from Blur.

NOEL: Fucking Wankers! This one is for all the people at the back (Slane 95)

NOEL: Has-beens shouldnt present awards to gonna-bees...(drifting off) Well, I guess I should talk a little longer, so: Im Rich, Youre Not!

Noel in Ireland: This one is called Hello
LIAM: No its called Howareya! (Pairc Ui Caoimh 1996)

LIAM: Dont have a piss in the stands because I will be standing there next week (PLAYING AT MAINE ROAD)

LIAM: Are ya fuckin mad fer it?

NOEL: This is history! This is history, right here, right now!
LIAM: I thought it was Knebworth!! what ya on about? (At Knebworth 1996 playing to worlds largest ever musical gathering of 250,000 people)

NOEL: He is just a fat dancer from Stoke! (on Robbie Williams)

LIAM: Who brought Pete Doherty! (Liam at a concert after seeing a 4 foot inflatable penis in the crowd)

LIAM: Im 24 years old, I have got a load a money, what am I gonna do, sit at home and twiddle me thumbs? No. Im gonna go out and fuckin ave it.

NOEL: I have 87 million pounds in the bank, a Rolls Royce, 3 stalkers, Im about to go on the board at Manchester City and Im in the greatest band in the world...Am I happy with that? NO IM NOT, I WANT MORE!!!!!!

NOEL: Liams the King of the Lads. Not me. Im the King of Kings

LIAM: I was staring in the mirror, and I saw god staring back at me

NOEL: Now we all drink Pepsi (after being sued by Coke)

Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Saved By The Bell
Kenan & Kel
Round The Twist
Pinky and the Brain
Ren & Stimpy
The Jetsons
The Flintstones
Mighty Max
M.A.S.K
Hey Arnold!
Earthworm Jim
Round The Bend
The Angry Beavers
Where On Earth Is Carmen Sandiego
Different Strokes
Married With Children
Home Improvement
Full House
Nellie The Elephant
Barbar
Dempsey's Den
The Den
He-Man
Alf
Pete & Pete
The Secret World Of Alex Mack
Roadrunner
Animaniacs
Looney Tunes
Batman The Animated Series
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles
James Bond Jr
Speed Racer
Bruno The Kid
Sabrina The Teenage Witch (I didn't actually watch this)
Are You Afraid Of The Dark
Mighty Mouse
Biker Mice From Mars
Cadillacs & Dinosaurs
Crashdummies
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes
Michael Angelo
Johnny Bravo
Rocko's Modern Life
Ahhhh Real Monsters
Clarissa Explains It All (didn't watch this)
Rugrats (definitely not this)
Pugwall
Fraggle Rock
Tazmania
Byker Grove
Heartbreak High
The Wonder Years
Who's The Boss
The Muppets
Count Duckula
Doug
The Simpsons
Pingu
Postman Pat
Wallace & Gromit