1. YOUR REAL NAME

Sorcha McIntyre

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name, plus izzle)

Sorizzle Haha

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three of your last)

Syre That Is Cool

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Rainbow Fish W8 I Think That Is Real

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name)

Mcisoman WTF

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (favorite color, favorite drink)

Rainbow Powerade

8. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)

Oikaghy Errr Oh k

9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne)

MMM Not Now

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)

Mary Hugh

HATE punks, emos, scene kids or goths?
READ THIS:


Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini skirt and a 'shirt' that barely covers anything??

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISNT IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

are you laughing?

Isnt it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISNT IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

im not laughing.

ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISNT IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.


KEEP ON LAUGHING

isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES

ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET

ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE

ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS

KEEP ON LAUGHING

You know you live in 2006 when...


1. You go to a party, sit down and take Bebo pics.





2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.




3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Bebo/MySpace





4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.









6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.









7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.









8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.










9. You were too busy to notice number five.








10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.









11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.