1. Full Name: James William Francis Patrick Saunders.
2. Nicknames: None at present, but has been known as the rock in past times.
3. D.O.B: 11/11/1982.
4. Place of Birth: Wexford.
5. Zodiac Sign: Scorpio.
6. Male or Female: Lemme check, Male I think.
7. Uni: UCD, but for how long?
8. School: Gorey Community School.
9. Occupation: Barman.
10. Residence: Dublin.
11. MSN Screen Name: happy.daze01.

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Black (what's left of it).
13. Hair Length: Short(ish).
14. Eye color: Hazel.
15. Weight: 14 st.
16. Height: 5ft 8".
17. Braces?: No.
18. Glasses?: Yes, and I've always hated wearing them since I was 14.
19. Piercings: None.
20. Tattoos: None.
21. Righty or Lefty: Right.

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Brent Hawe (from a LONG time ago).
23. First Award: Captained a quiz team to victory in the scouts when I was 9.
24. First Sport You Joined: Running.
25. First pet: Patches the cat (digging up some ancient history for me there).
26. First Real Holiday: Paris at 16.
27. First Concert: Childline '99.
28. First Love: Can't say, she might be watching but she knows who she is.

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Highlander.
30. TV programme: Monty Python, but I also love the comedy panel shows on BBC.
31. Color: Green and Blue.
32. Rapper: Snoop.
33. Band: The Beatles.
34. Song Right Now: Fascination by Alphabeat, such a happy song.
35. Friend: I'm pretty much a loner these days but I get on best with my sis Ellen.
36. Sweet: Twix.
37. Sport to Play: Does pool count?
38. Restuarant: McD's or Eddie Rocket's when I'm feeling flush.
39. Favorite brand: Primark.
40. Store: Penney's and Dunnes (I feel like a skinflint typing these answers).
41. School Subject: Accounting and French.
42. Animal: Dog.
43. Book: Harry Potter and Ross O Carroll Kelly. Need to change my styles.
44. Magazine: FHM.
45. Shoes: Addidas.

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Hopeful.
47. Single or Taken?: Single.
48. Have a crush: Not on anyone at the moment.
49. Eating: Choc chip cookie.
50. Drinking: Milk.
51. Typing: This.
52. Online?: Yeah.
53. Listening To: US Marshals playing on TV.
54. Thinking About: What to write on this.
55. Wanting To: Go for a refill.
56. Watching: The monitor.
57. Wearing: Jeans and sweater with bare feet.

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: Want a boy and a girl, in that order.
59. Want to be Married?: Someday, if I ever improve my shit.
60. Careers in Mind: Want to live and work in London in a big financial institution.
61. Where do you want to live: London.
62. Car: I wish, but if i did, it'd be a Mini at the moment. (The Aston DB7 would be next)

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Blonde
64. Hair length: At least shoulder length.
65. Eye color: Blue.
66. Measurments: Curvy.
67. Cute or Sexy: Sexy.
68. Lips or Eyes: Lips.
69. Hugs or Kisses: Kisses.
70. Short or Tall: Tall.
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous.
73. Fatty or Skinny: In between. I like a woman with substance, in every sense of the phrase.
74. Sensitive or Loud: Loud.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship.
76. Sweet or Caring: Caring.
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble, I like to have my hands full, again in every sense of the phrase.

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yes.
79. Had Alcohol: Yes.
80. Smoked: Yes.
81. Ran Away From Home: Used to go wandering around town when I was a kid, never a serious week long trip across the country or anything.
82. Broken a bone: No.
83. Got an X-ray: Yes.
84. Been with someone: Yes.
85. Broken Someones Heart: I probably have but wouldn't know.
86. Broke Up With Someone: No.
87. Cried When Someone died: Yes.
88. Cried at School: Yes, I was a bit of an idiot at school (understatement).

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Not really but I might become one of those Born-again Christians in the future.

*Animals, skins of or fur — Doraphobia
*Bald people — Peladophobia
*Bathing — Ablutophobia
*Beds or going to bed — Clinophobia
*Body, things to the left side of the body — Levophobia
*Body, things to the right side of the body — Dextrophobia
*Chickens — Alektorophobia
*Chins — Geniophobia
*Chopsticks — Consecotaleophobia
*Cooking — Mageirocophobia
*Dolls — Pediophobia
*Duty or responsibility, neglecting — Paralipophobia
*Eating or swallowing or of being eaten — Phagophobia
*Fearful situations: being preferred by a phobic — Counterphobia
*Freedom — Eleutherophobia
*Friday the 13th — Paraskavedekatriaphobia
*Garlic — Alliumphobia
*Gravity — Barophobia
*Houses or being in a house — Domatophobia
*Ideas — Ideophobia
*Infinity — Apeirophobia
*Kissing — Philemaphobia or Philematophobia
*Light — Photophobia
*Looking up — Anablephobia or Anablepophobia
*Love, falling or being in - Philophobia
*Mirrors or seeing oneself in a mirror — Eisoptrophobia
*Money — Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia
*Mother-in-law — Pentheraphobia
*Names — Nomatophobia
*Nosebleeds — Epistaxiophobia
*Numbers — Arithmophobia or Numerophobia
*Opinions — Allodoxaphobia
*Peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth — Arachibutyrophobia
*Phobias — Phobophobia
*Politicians — Politicophobia
*Relatives — Syngenesophobia
*Sitting — Cathisophobia or Thaasophobia
*Sleep — Somniphobia
*Snow — Chionophobia
*Sounds — Acousticophobia
*Speaking — Laliophobia or Lalophobia
*String — Linonophobia
*Teeth — Odontophobia
*Thinking — Phronemophobia
*Tickled by feathers or feathers — Pteronophobia
*Ugliness — Cacophobia
*Ventriloquist’s dummy — Automatonophobia
*Words — Logophobia or Verbophobia
*Words, long — Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophob
 ia or Sesquipedalophobia
*Work — Ergophobia or Ponophobia

Because I haven't written anything to the blog in such a long time, I thought I'd put down a few one liners. Enjoy!
*Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?

*Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...

*If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help.

*43.3% of statistics are meaningless!

*Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

*A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.

*It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit.

*Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?

* |||||||//////__ __ __ __ __ The domino effect at work.

*Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

*Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit!

*Grow your own Dope - Plant a Politician.

*Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch.

*The buck doesn't even slow down here!

*Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

*If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer.

*Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!

*The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.

*Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.

*Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!

*Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

*Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it.

*Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

*Don't worry: the answer's at the back of the book.

*We do precision guesswork.

*My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.

*'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.

*A penny saved is a government oversight.

*Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.

*Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.