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Hayleigh HorrorPop

Too Many People are Thinking of Security Instead of Opportunity. They Seem to be More Afraid of Life Than Death.

11/11/08 | me too! | Reply

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Laugh Or Ill Hit You With A Sledge Hammer !
Me, Myself, and I
Hayleigh -17 - Vegetarian



im never on this...well rearly.



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  • Drop Dead Fred!

    you havent seen it?
    well go bloody find a copy and watch it!
    just some of the lines in the move!

    Fred: Boo!
    Elizabeth: Ahhh!
    Fred: Hello, Snotface! Yuck! What happened to you? Look at you. You're all older. You're even uglier. Uch. I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to be sick all over you immediately. Lie down.
    [Pushes Elizabeth down on the bed]
    Fred: Hang on. Where's all the dolls?
    Elizabeth: [Whispers] Drop Dead Fred.
    Fred: Where is the dolls?
    Fred: I wanna play with the-Ah hah! The dolls! Hello, Jemima. Hello, Angelec.
    Fred: You're gonna die!
    [Screams and hits Jemima's head against the door. Bites off Angelec's head. Throws dolls]
    Fred: Mr. Pooh!
    Mr. Pooh:'Hello.
    Fred: You die too!
    Mr. Pooh : 'No no no
    Fred: Yes yes yes.
    Fred: [Makes Mr. Pooh scream 'No! My intestines. Not my intestines!']
    Elizabeth: I must be dreaming.

    Fred: I can't believe we left the party so soon. And there was so much wine to spit around the place.
    Elizabeth: I got upset.
    Fred: I got upset. God, you're so stupid. You never leave a party 'til the very very end.
    Elizabeth: Oh really?
    Fred: Yeah really.
    Elizabeth: Well what about Cinderella? Remember what happened with her?
    Fred: No I don't remember what happened *with her*. I deliberately forgot all about her. She made me puke. I remember the ugly stepsisters, they were great.

    Elizabeth: Mother, do you remember when I was little, I had a friend, he was make-believe?
    Polly: No.
    Elizabeth: Don't you remember? Only I could see him?
    Polly: No, I don't remember Drop Dead Fred at all.

    Charles: Does this Fred play rough?
    Elizabeth: Only with me.
    Charles: Jesus.

    Fred: I'm not afraid of the megabeast!
    Young Elizabeth: I'm not either, when she comes in here we'll make her eat up all this mud!
    Fred: Yeah... and then we'll cut her head off...
    Young Elizabeth: with scissors...
    Fred: Yeah... and then we'll make her eat it
    Young Elizabeth: ...make her eat her own head... with what?
    Fred: Oh yeah, well I'll eat her head then.
    Young Elizabeth: And I'll eat the rest of her!
    Fred: Yeah! And then we'll get up and poo her all over the table cause we're not afraid of anything
    Fred, Young Elizabeth: yeah, yeah YEAH!

    Fred: I don't love you because love is for girls and girls are disgusting

    Fred: I am a loner, a crazy wide eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the 3 headed mega beast but on the way I caught cornflakes disease.

    Elizabeth: Go away
    Fred: go away? why do you want me to go away? Fine! say the magic words and i'll piss off
    Elizabeth: Piss off!
    Fred: Ha! I lied those weren't the magic words
    Polly: What did you say?
    Fred: She told you to piss off

    Fred: Snotface, look... INK - let's write something on the carpet... I know how 'bout Mother SUCKS.

    Fred: Well why don't we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back?
    Elizabeth: Harpoon him through the head. That won't work Fred.
    Fred: Why not? How many times have you tried it?

    Fred: You see when something's not working right, the best thing to do is tear it apart to make it better.

    Fred: [Looking up Polly's skirt] Wow.
    Fred: Cobwebs.

    Fred: [to Elizabeth] Married. You got married. You mean you've been doing it like the pigeons.

    Fred: Hold on, hold on that's now how the pigeons do it. You're supposed to stamp on her head and peck her

    Fred: [while dancing in the chair in the living room with dog poo on his shoes] Dog poo, dog poo, yucky yucky dog poo. Dog poo on the chair... all on the sides, all up there, yucky yucky smelly dog poo!

    Young Elizabeth: Daddy, why don't we throw mommy out the window? It won't hurt her. She'll land in the gladiolas.
    Nigel: You shouldn't say things like that about your mother... She might cut your head off.

    Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?
    Mother: Of course, Elizabeth.
    Young Eliza

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  • dearness me!!!

    Dear Hayleigh

    I Have always wanted to _______ you.

    You have a cute ______.

    You make me _______.

    You should _______.

    Someday I will ______.

    You + me= ________.

    If I saw you now I'd __________.

    I would build a _______ just for you.

    I would get your name tattooed on my __________.

    If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

    We could __________ under the stars.

    My love for you is like that of ____________.

    Love,
    _______________

    (P.S. ______________)

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  • erm ... pointless

    Leave one memory of you and me together...

    It doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot

    anything you remember.

    Next!*!

    repost this bulletin on your own blog

    and see how many people leave a memory about you ...

    XxOo.

    10 Comments 326 weeks

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[x] Name: Hayleigh
[x] Birthplace: Vale
[x] Current Location: James' House
[x] Eye Color: blue, brown, white
[x] Hair Color: red, brown, black
[x] Righty or Lefty: righty
[x] Zodiac Sign: sagittarius
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
[x] Pepsi or coke: coke
[x] McDonalds or Burger King: burger king chips
[x] Single or group dates: single
[x] Adidas or Nike: both can be awryt depending on the gear
[x] Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
[x] Cappuccino or coffee: coffee [black]
-----------------DO YOU------------------
[x] Smoke: no longer
[x] Take a shower: yuss indeed
[x] Have a crush(es): whos getting crushed?
[x] Who are they: i asked first!
[x] Do you think you have been in love?: im on th road to that =]
[x] Want to go to HIGHER college: as in college obut taller buildings?
[x] Like high school: it was a bitch
[x] Want to get married: fuck no all that money just to spend more when you realise you hate oneanother!
[x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: meh?
[x] Believe in yourself: toan extent
[x] Get motion sickness: yepp on boats mainly
[x] Think you are a health freak: nope
[x] Get along with your parents: nope
[x] Play an instrument: no well
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
[x] Flown on a plane: ididnt like it much
[x] Missed school because it was raining?: no thats a real lame reason
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: yepp
[x] Cried during a Movie?: no .. you mean people do that? ... erm why?
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: oh sure... dopey from snow white [floats my boat]
[x] Had an imaginary friend: no but pretended to after watching drop dead fred
[x] Had crush on a teacher?: gah no thats horrible
[x] Been caught "doing something": erm.. yes :P [jamie]
[x] Been called a tease: james
[x] Been in a fight: yeah =/
[x] Shoplifted: pick and mix gawsh i know its terrible!
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
[x] Number of BOYfriends / GIRLfriends you have had: 2
[x] Number of people I could trust with my life: where they taking it?
[x] Number of CDs that I own: how high can you count
[x] Number of tattoos: nill...but soon to change
[x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: erm .. idont know
[x] Number of things in my past that I regret: nill... ijust take everything as a lesson ive learnt
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
[x] Yourself: to an extent [wasnt this question further up?]
[x] Your friends: i beleave they can do anything the aspire to do
[x] Santa Claus: that fat man that steals my biccits?
[x] Tooth Fairy: she steals teeth dont she
[x] Destiny/Fate: nope karma tho
[x] Angels: nope
[x] Ghosts: nope
[x] UFO s: theres one outside right now:P
[x] God: no
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
[x] Do you ever wish you had another name?: nah itwould be wierd being called something different but id happily traid in my last name
[x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: yepp =]
[x] Do you like anyone?: james =]
[x] Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: none
[x] Who have you known the longest of your friends?: craig
[x] Are you close to any family member?: not really
[x] Who do you hang around the most?: james and jamie and craig
[x] When have you cried the most: id ont know i dont keep buckets around to measure the ammount of tears
[x] Whats the best feeling in the world?: waking up with james =]
[x] Worst Feeling?: being cold!
---------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
[x] Cried: no
[x] Worn jeans: i have them on now!
[x] Met someone: as in met up with some one or met someone new?
[x] Drove a car: nope=/
[x] Talked on the phone: yepp
-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------
[x] Best eye color: not fussed
[x] Best hair color: not fussed
[x] Short or long hair: longer
[x] Best height: tall
[x] Best weight: just not fat
[x] Best first date location: not sure some wher to geather that fr sure would suck if it was a date you wern togeather

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    Yeahh should meet up one weekend (i):DD you still got the same number ?? xxxx

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