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Lee Emsley

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  • Male, 24, Luv 61
  • from Liverpool
  • I am Single
  • Profile views: 2,242
  • Member since: December 2006
  • Last active: 7/10/11
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About Me

I dont need a survey, reasearch, nothing, no empirical evidence necessary, ive seen it with my two e
Me, Myself, and I
Righty, names Lee, Workin as a barman, live in liverpool (crosby to be precise), nearly 20, dont use this that much know, if u want me get us on facebook ok, cyall

R.I.P every 1 who i know or me family knows, ur all missed an never 4goten R.I.P Aunty Lisa

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-------!!!------- and respect to all
-------!!!------- our troops
Hardstyle, hardcore, hi-nrg, scouse-house, Donk, Pleasure rooms/maximes/wigan pier, MCin (not shit gangsta stuff tho)
Anythin, cna watch soppy crap or horrors so literly anythin, but musicals!!
Football, swimmin, LFC (YNWA)
Scared Of
I hate heights in buildings, dont mind planes though, oh an spiders
Happiest When
Gettin pissed out my face an partying with m8s, playin footie

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  • The life of a soldier

    Our alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for
    another 10 minutes.
    -He stays up for days on end.
    You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
    -He goes days or weeks without running water.
    You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
    -He gets shot at, as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
    You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
    -He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
    You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
    -He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
    You talk trash on your "buddies" that aren't with you.
    -He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
    You don't feel like helping out your dad today, so you don't.
    -He does what he is told.
    You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
    -He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
    You complain about how hot it is.
    -He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.
    You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
    -He does not get to eat today.
    Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
    -He wears the same things for months, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
    You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
    -He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
    You are angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
    -He is told he will be held an extra 2 months.He does as he is told.
    You call your girlfriend and set a date for that night.
    -He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
    You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.
    -He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
    You ditch class to go to a movie.
    -He goes where he is told.
    You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
    -He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.
    You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
    -He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own government and remembers why he is fighting.
    You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of the men like him.
    -He hears the gun fire and bombs.
    You see only what the media wants you to see.
    -He sees the bodies lying around him.
    You are asked to go to the store by your parents.You don't.
    -He does what he is told.
    You stay at home and watch tv.
    -He takes whatever time he is given to call and write home, sleep, and eat.
    You crawl into your bed, with down pillows, and try to get comfortable.
    -He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minute nap, only to be woken by gun fire.
    You sit there and judge him, saying the world is a worse place because of men like him.
    -If only there were more men like him.
    You gripe at your parents for not buying your favorite snack.
    -He's just happy to get some packages of Pop and a bag of crisps.
    You get mad when you have to share your favorite treat with a younger sibbling.
    -He shares what little bit of anything he has with the men around him.

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3.Hair and Eye color?
Blonde & blue

4.Is that your natural hair color?

6"1 (1/2)

6.Are you currently single or attached?

7.Do you have a crush on anyone?

8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
Bout 8 month, an i fink so :S

9.Can you lick your elbow?
Yeah, the inside of it lol

10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
Dunno, probo brake me legs

11.If you woke up as the opposite gender, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
Look at me tits in amazement

12.Do you wear fake tan?

13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
i like sneezing if i feel a sneeze comin

14.What is your favourite room in your house?

15.What was the last thing you had to drink?

16.Do fish make good pets?
goldfish dont but sharks do, so depends

17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
Deffo ostrich

18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
Yh, hunni the little bitch

19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
sony ericsson

20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
phone credit bout 30squid, phone bill bout 300squid

21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
Petes or lauras

22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
Pete yes, Laura no lmao soz

23.When’ s the last time you showered
this mornin

24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
most likely

25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?

26.Do you make your bed daily?
haha nope, scruff or wat

27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
quite alot

28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
Primarni woo

29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?

30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
atleast once a day

31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
just b4

32.Do you take compliments well?
Sometimes tbh

33.Do you find piercings attractive?

34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
id be invisible an rob a bank, then a wudnt need to fly cos just buy a plane :D

35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?

36.Where does number one live?
I never no lol

37.Would you date them?
Oh yh deffo lmao

38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
On the fod?? dunno

39.What color of socks do you have on?

40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
yh 1 in a personal place lmao

41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
ooo aslong as a gurl, seroiusly

42.Have you bought anything today?
yh a pinta bulmers

43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
haha who hasnt

44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
on me bed

45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
afternoon an night

46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yea lol

47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
OOO thats a hard1, i licked alot of crazy shit wen i been drunk

48.How many pics of just you do you have?
not many bout 10

49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
best chips!!! uhm i dunno

50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
Lucozade lol, or a cheeky vimto (wkd blue and port)

51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
God Damn am sexy lmao

52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
nope, had similar 1s wen i wer in skool tho

53.Lap top or pc?

54.What color is your keyboard?
Borin grey

55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
3 an me da pays

56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
hahaahahaha i fink every1 has

57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
oh yh, id be pullin the chair lmao

58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
yes i did

59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
no i didnt cos i already knew

60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
depends wat them forts are, so both

61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
maggots or worms! either cos i eaten both

62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
yh, ther poo

63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?

64.Do you text or call more?
deffo text

65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
FUNNY!!! no fucking way, hes the biggest nob head goin

66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Yea i do

67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
my dildo lol, not really uhm my remote

68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
aint got a scooby

69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
nope lol

70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
nope, alaska is mostly forest plebs

71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
either, cnt tell the diffo

72.Do you sleep with socks on or off?

73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

74.How many tv's in your house?

75.Type your name using only your elbow
lee emsley - oh yh suck it lol

76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
eee no, its mingin

77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
haha most of the time

78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
Yeah i deffo wud

79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
Yep still in 1 piece

80.Favourite sports to watch?

81.Can you play Poker?
Yea an im boss at it

82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
Yeah they pronounce emsley as elmsley

83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
yh rite in its hinny hole

84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?

85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
depends wat it is, cider an spirits yh, lager no

86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
haha yh i used to have 1

87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
dont mind

88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
Oh has to be bouncy castles every time

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  • Anyalouisehowee.

    leeee! i havent spoke to you in so fucking long! i have to see you soon man, rarrww. hahaha, write back love you sweet. xx

  • Anyalouisehowee.

    LEEE LEE! the summer holidays are nearly over & i still havent seen you yet! how gay is that? you still havent taken me too the sea-side :O ! or come to crickladee,(N) your gay..i need too see you. so hurry your bum up & come see me :) loveee you x

  • Her.
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    Lee Fuckin Emsley!

  • Anyalouisehowee.

    good good babe :) , yeah im good :D haha tut tut , pissed ;) . . . hahaha lol , your funny when your drunk :) , but your mean:) ! haha iloveyou xxxx

  • Anyalouisehowee.

    You ok babeee:D ? x you drinking tonitee;) ?xxxx

  • Anyalouisehowee. 5/2/09
  • Her.
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    alrite smelly. Drunk are we? X

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  • Matthew Stretton
    Matthew Stretton

    ite m8 hows u did u have gd xmas m8 and new year m8 wb

  • luv Anita

    i no. can u remember when i smashed my phone in ur cellar? that was quite funny thou. how did ya new year start? i was chatting 2 rob the other day. when im in uk we need 2 meet up with him if u want 2

  • luv Anita

    oh lee lee cant believe what u done 2 ur phone :P

  • Her.

    Did you want my number again? x