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Christopher Rodgers
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Post a Comment:- The Other Half Of Me
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- Music
- no particular genre really so it cud take me a while to start listing things here.
- Films
- nothing out of the ordinary: shawshank redemption, departed, heat, tombstone, big lebowski, anchorman etc.
- Sports
- I cant claim to have played too many in the past three or four years, too busy studyin you know yourself lol. Support liverpool so this hasnt been the greatest week.
- Scared Of
- United winning another treble (not likely mind), martin duggan talking to my da, the mans got no respect!
- Happiest When
- Theres a cliche coming here: drinking a few beers and having the craic with the boys, fuck that sounds shit.
- Heros
- Mark Molloy and Sawyer.
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Things that make men feel proud of themselves
1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work.
2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man.
3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks - camp. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic.
4. SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don't need a sharpener, I've got a knife thanks!
5. GOING TO THE TIP - A manly act which combines driving, lifting and- as you thrillingly drop your rubbish into another huge pile of other rubbish - noisy destruction.
6. DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table, slinging your coat on and downing two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out while everyone else struggles to catch up with you. You're hard.
7. HAVING A THIN BIT OF WOOD - in the shed, solely to stir paint with.
8. HAVING A HANGOVER AND THICK STUBBLE - When birds have been partying they just whinge. You on the other hand have physical evidence of your hardness, sprouting from your face. "Big night?" Grr, what does it look like.
9. NODDING AT COPPERS - A moment's eye contact is all it takes for you to share the unspoken bond. "We've not seen eye to eye in the past",it says, "but someone's got to keep the little scrotes in line".
10. USING POWER TOOLS - Slightly more powerful than you need or can safely handle. Pneumatic drilling while smoking a fag? Superb.
11. KICKING A FOOTY AGAINST A GARAGE DOOR - Clang-g-g-g-g-g-! Stick that Becks, I kick so hard I set off car alarms.
12. ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE - And everyone cheers you. It doesn't mean you're popular, it just means your mates are pissed. However, the rest of the pub doesn't know that.
13. NOT WATCHING YOUR WEIGHT - Fat is a feminist issue, apparently. Brilliant. Pass the pork scratchings.
14. CARVING THE ROAST - And saying "are you a leg or breast man?" to the blokes and "do you want stuffing?" to the women.
Congratulations, you are now your dad.
15. WINKING - Turns women to putty. Doesn't it?
16. TEST SWINGING HAMMERS - Ideally, B&Q would have little changing rooms with mirrors so you could see how rugged you look with any DIY item. Until then, we'll make do with the aisles.
17. TAKING OUT £200 FROM A CASHPOINT - Okay, so its for paying the plumber later but with that much cash you feel like a mafia don. The only thing better is peeling notes off the roll later.
18. PHONE CALLS THAT LAST LESS THAN A MINUTE - Unlike birds, we get straight to the point. "Alright? Yep. Drink? Red lion? George, it is then. Seven. See ya."
19. PARALLEL PARKING - Bosh, straight in. First time. Can Schumacher do that? No, because his cars got no reverse gear which, technically, makes
you the worlds best driver.
20. HAVING EARNED THAT PINT - Since the dawn of time, men have toiled in the fields in blistering heat. Why? So when it's over we can stand there in silence, surveying our work with one hand resting on the beer gut while the other nurses a foaming jug of ale. Aaaah.
21. KNOWING WHICH SCREWDRIVER IS WHICH - "A Phillips? For that? Are you mad?"
22. HAVING SOMETHING PROPERLY WRONG WITH YOU - Especially if you didn't make a fuss. "Why was I off, nothing much, just a brain haemorrhage".
23. TAKING A NEWSPAPER INTO THE LOO - A visual code that says that's right,I'm going in there for a huge, long man-sized poo
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Brian M12/21/09
Yes lad. Im actually at home these days but its just a flying visit for a cousin's wedding. Heading back to the land down under on the 3rd Jan. Wat r ya up to urself these days? Might even get down to Newry some night for a rip before i go.
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Kevin Bell9/2/09well lad, if im buyin n e woman a drink in the CC u know ill prob end up takin them home, like always!!!
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Avril7/3/09
ya it does i suppose. nice not havin to think about exams - til august anyway!! thats crap your back in work this week think most here just took hols to make up the time. you in touch with much of college people?
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7/3/09
Avril
how are ya? long time no chat! did you have your mocks this week? off now for couple of months i presume? had the cap2s last week yup - they were pretty feckin hard
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Jonathan Foley4/23/09Old Trafford's way of getting the fans riiiiileeed up... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqGwo... Cringeworthy, innit??
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Reunion4/17/09Hey Christopher Rodgers, Make some noise....for the VENGA BOYS!!! coming to Lush! Live in Portrush on Tuesday 26th May! For more details & ticket info see our bebo page
Love, The Reunion Team x
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Jonathan Foley2/27/09
Yes lad, no credit earlier. Yeah that was a mighty result on Wednesday there. Have an awful feeling we'll crash back down to earth tomorrow though. Boro havent' scored in six games now and Liverpool have no Torres and an unfit Gerrard. Expecting another drab 1-1 draw but I hope am wrong. Sure dont we live in hope as always. Hows all with yourself good sir?
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Jonathan Foley2/24/09
Well chief, how's all? I was out in Dublin a few weeks ago there with the Benoit and Super Fighter Bad Boy Killer Skinny Mini Keith McKinney, right? And before Keith fell asleep at the house party after going over-board on the tequila, he told me a witty story from the UUC days. We all remember the infamous 'Shaving Ryan's Privates' moment on my media essay, dont we? But I was only recently that (a year later) when I loaned out that same essay to Keith for his own media essay, he decided to just copy and paste all my work and thus, he ALSO handed in the Shaving Ryan's Privates bit. Good lord!
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Peter Heatley2/9/09any ball in the pipeline this week rodsy?
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Jonathan Foley1/21/09
Kinda, finishing the Masters next week and I've managed to get myself a place on a PGCE course in Scotland later this year. Now, what I do in between now and the move to Scotland remains to be seen. Wouldnt' mind just gettin some handy job in between times to save up or I might head travelling abroad because my teaching hours got cut due to this bloody recession. Least then when I finish Scotland, I'll finally be out to the big bad real world and getting the real dosh. You still working with that accountancy crowd? You must be a dab hand at the numbers game on Countdown now!
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Jonathan Foley1/21/09
D'ya ever reckon that Liverpool could be a decent few points ahead of the pack now if Benitez wasnt' too bothered with things like; - starting Kuyt all the time (in his wrong position). - thinking Lucas is a good player. - not going for wins or finishing teams off. - letting Keane constantly warm the bench. - giving his Whats Hot and Whats Not rants about Ferguson.
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Beagbo1/15/09just after goin on ducks bebo and saw his slide show shrine to oisin mc conville 1 of the pictures has a caption sayin i adore this man and another has 1 sayin u sexi bastard. with kisses goin on it flat out. only on that cunts bebo would u find that sorta shit.him 24 yrs of age my 15year old niece wouldnt even b at that carry on
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Beagbo1/15/09
usin the stupid dialect that them south armagh retards use. hes a rulya feen. was i fuck shit scared of it iv got the fotos up 2prove it. i kicked some cunts ass in a dance off he shit himself. it kinda reminded me of a certain nite i made u look like a little girl in front of ur woman. pitiful 2 say the least. im away to buy myself a tweed coat with leather elbows on it. kerr style
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Stiofan O1/14/09hahahahahah HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!! fuck he got the ALLMIGHTY comeupance that nite. Drownd, he was! BArret comin round sniffin as well. member him comin over to Agherton to "make friends" Shoutin out r window! and henrys pathetic attempt to create a question in the History seminar under the utmost pressure from the LEGEND that is, Larres! I near had a thumb off tryin to keep the noise inside! i no ur shakin with laughter my good man! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Paddy Mc Aleavey1/14/09i've an excuse im off sick and day time tv is not the best like. ya goin back to the shamrocks this year?
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Paddy Mc Aleavey1/14/09
glad to see ur flat out in work big man
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Stiofan O1/7/09
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! He'd have been doin some munchin if i got my way. Tit. That was the only good point of an otherwise miserable journey. Christ Sat is just a blur. Still not sleepin rite. Mind tlkin to u but the topic could have been anythin from Shevlin's Da's no.1 hit to Benny's record urine extravaganza!
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Stiofan O1/2/09
Good man Happy New Year!! Hope ya had a gud un. Mite be takin Newry by storm demora nite to finish it all off if yer up for it big man?!
What the inside of Christopher 'Hot Rod' Rodgers'
Jonathan Foley 0 Repliesinfamous Breakfast in a Can looked like;
not forgetting the notorious Scotch Egg of course.
I know it's not even your birthday, but
Jonathan Foley 0 Repliessure here's a wee present for ya anyway.
Hugs and cuddles.
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just thought the whiteboard needed a lift rod!
Marty Duggan 0 Replies