(Tune of Heroes and Ghosts By The Coronas)
So here DESSY goes – trying to get his hole - one woman’s mood can break another man's soul
Or is he just too drunk for his own good, too scared to say, he’d be there if he could

And she knows (PREMATURE), yeah she knows,
It’s harder than it looks, yeah it's harder than it looks
But DESSY know, it's gonna take a lot of time and a little bit of luck

(HALF AN HR LATER)
And it's beginning to happen, it's beginning to move
DESSY has a reaction, yeah and watched her improve
And she could prob say “I don't care” but I don't believe
But this is what they’ve got and there's nowhere I’d rather be.
And you know there’s MORE, just as he’s about to start
From the shadows, ME & RONAN are BUCKAROO to play a part
So don't grow too attached, forgetting where you are
A simple door-lock could get you very far..

To the tune of "MY HEART IS IN IRELAND" by Wolfe tones

In the West side of Canada, James met an old face,
He drove a crane that was almost in space.
There parents are Irish.They loved their dear land.,
“welcome abroad”, he smiled, then he shook murps old hand.
(chorus)
(Murphy cried) "My heart is in Ireland, it's there I long to be.
Drinking with the lads, anything but tea..
Working here in this land, my heart will be in Ireland.
November the 27th is calling to me."

D Day session,SOON TO BE REPEATED B4 CANADA, is a marathon,, NOT a sprint!! and it IS a race!! (its a race to the floor but regarless)
the hair, bein the smart cocky fucker tat he or she is, will lash into the pints, convinced that quantity is a issue, (nothin could b further tan the truth), the tortise will sencebaly pace him or her self, drinkin at his or her own pace, of maby a lil slower than normally, due to the longevity of the day!! its not like evenin drinks..
the hair will keep goin hard and fast for a good chumk of the mornin, day, evenin,, it all will catch up wit him as the finish line approaches... although at this stage, neither of the participants will b capable of seein it.
because the hair tore ahead,, his or her body will begin to dwindel wit the excessive consumption of alcohol!,, it is around this point that the hair will fall... fuck up and b forced to go home,,,, normally the bouncer will decide the victor!! and kick the hair out,, or turn them down at the entrace to the nxt pub.
poxy bebo wont let me finish the story cause its limitin my words.
I HATE CENSORSHIP!!!!!!!
anyway, long story short, hair gets fucked out, tortise wins!!
the trotise is THE LAST MAN STANDING!!!!in kogs words
AS SEEN THRU THE EYES OF YOUNG MURRAY COS ME AND MURPHY HAD LONG GONE TO COLLECT OUR MEDALS!!!