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- Me, Myself, and I
- If Liverpool won the Champions League,it would have been the greatest accident since the Titanic....
- cant beat a bit of friday nite pop in the george..tis hot stuff altogether.my fav song has to be money money money by ABBA
seriously...oasis still the kings, athlete, artic monkeys, U2, killers, ac/dc..the list is endless...G-UNIT!!!!
- no cinema in cavan but it has to be City Of God with Lil Ze and Rocket and all d lads.
Football Factory, Goodfellas, Scarface
- ya couldnt beat a bit of gaelic football (il murder anyone that says gaa) Man U will finish ahead of d pool.FACT...liverpool are batty boys....D'Haise for the intermediate championship this year.chalk it down
- Scared Of
- some "sound fella" from dublin coming down to cavan and stabbing me cos i was with his sister...AT LEAST 3 TIMES.....
Big fringes...(conor lyons, andy E)
Joe 90 ringing to go out..fuck why isnt he on bebo? wonder if he's ok? someone may check on him
- Happiest When
- In cavan....drinkin tea...eyeing up sheep
In Dublin....cans, splifs, city of god, killers, cham sambos..with the usual heads...
i love it when liverpool scum loose
- Fav Quotes
- "Cans in yours"...phil brennan, andy e, crampy
"i hear they have the internet on computers these days"...Homer Simpson
"she wasnt the best".......Ricky
"straight forward enough question, straight forward enough answer"....Linda d loother duffy
"bitch took me shoe".."such a spa"......conor lyons
- what i hate most
- waiting at the freakin library door for people to go through...do yas not fuckin realise that theres a double door which when opened could allow a jumbo fuk'n jet to go through..
Also the next person that tells me there fucked in the exams is gettin stabbed....i dont care!!!! we're all fuk'd
International finance and monetary policy........
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- Johnny B
- Andy E
- Bazz O Connor
01) - Thou shalt always ate the skin of yer rasher.
02) - Thou shalt always stand at the back during mass,
or even better, in the porch talking.
03) - Thine Wife shalt emulate Biddy from Glenroe.
04) - Thou shalt emulate Miley.
05) - Thou shalt pretend to know all about "The
07) - Thou shalt have no "Revershing" lights or number
plate on your trailers.
0 - Thou shalt wear your Ivomec Pour-On fleece with
09) - Thou shalt not use but half-inch Wavin or "a
good Sally Rod" for beatin cattle.
10) - Thine sons shall play GAA.
11) - Thine daaawwwthur shall marry the local centhur-forward.
12 - Thou shalt ate "Hang Sangwiches" at all GAA matches.
13)- Thou shalt hate "Those Backstard the Tans."
14)- You shalt carry the A.I. Man's mobile number on
you at all times.
15) - Thou shalt not visit Dublin ( except to Croker
and to bring the wife shoppin' on the 8th of December
16) - Thou shalt not fail to attend the Ploughing Championships
17) - Thou shalt use balin' twine to hold up thine trousers.
1 - Thou shalt not miss an episode of "The Weather."
19) - Thou shalt wear cap crooked.
20) - Thou shalt love all Big John Wayne's fims,
especially "The Quiet Man."
21) - Thou shalt shoot stray dogs.
22) - Thou shalt drown cats.
23) - Thou shalt taste all barrels of Molasses.
24) - Thou shalt never leave the country.
25) - Thou shalt read the Farmer's Journal.
26) - Thou shalt always support your county GAA
team whilst curshing them for being "pure shite" at every
27) - Thou shalt only be aware of strippers of the
2 - Thou shalt refer to Soccer as "The Foreign game."
29) - Thou shalt always receive Communion on the
tongue, licking the priest's hand in the process
0 Comments 349 weeks
Sweating like a nun in a field full of cucumbers
As mad as a box of frogs
Jaysis shes a set of milkers on her that would feed a mart
Ive a horn on me that would bait pavorriti away from a pizza
Ive a horn on me that would bait a donkey out of a quarry
Shes a face like a chewed toffee
Im so sick id nearly get into bed with me sister
That lad would drink tar from a Wellington boot
Im so hungry id ate a tinkers toenails
Im so hungry id eat a horse and chase the jockey
Shes a cu*nt like a wizards sleeve
Me mickeys so hard id club a whale
I'm as sick as a small hospital
I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck
He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
As funny as a burning orphanage
He's so camp, he sh1te tent pegs
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
As busy as the dalkey dole office
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
As tight as a nun's knickers
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
Up and down like a hoor's knickers
No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
I left her with a face like a painters radio
A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
As fit as a butcher's dog
She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Not even the tide would take her out
Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
Daz wouldn't shift her
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
A sniper wouldn't take her out
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall
Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of
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