Kersties
In short it was delightful with aoibheann spilling the red bull and vodka allover her leg,the floor and also disabling the hairdryer temperoraly.The food was top class and the inheritence remained intact.

Carickmacross
The less said the better.Gate crashing aoibheann's "friend's" 21st.Robbing sambos, getting that drink that can only be described as poison thats the last time i listen to marie and grace for drink ideas.Also that gold shit that was still in mouth the day after.On to the empty fiddlers but that didnt stop grace and marie.They were straight up on the dance floor given it socks.Grace and randomer,Aoibh and "friend" x2 and marie, I wont remind you and as usual me and me drink how depressing!!We musnt forget our abandoment in the middle of the street.And marie in the park.

Saturday
Oh the hangover!!Im surprised no one got sick.I woke up like "Bleeding gums murphy" with taste of blood.Drinkin pints of water.Playing switch in the bar so confusing when hungover.
Gettin kicked out of the vets and looking so upset whilst holding presents and balloons.(we forgive u kerstie).Our monstrous trek to the jumping church.It certainly was a "good" walk.When we finally reched there some crazy guy scared the shit out of me and proceeded to tell us the history of the place.He told us the land prices and all about the new supervalue.Invitation to the vets and my triumph over Grace.The Ardee sign is before thevets as you come to into the town. I was right and you were wrong.The sunburn the sleep and then the surprise call from shane.

Saturday night
Kersties place. Delish curry and JJ looking up at the sky in amazment.Kersties parents trying to get us drunk.Nicola,Orla,Treasa,Julieann and Andrew.All so sound.Im glad they approve of us.The surprise arrival of Laura.JJ freaked out by Jasmin.Indigo with the good band and Aoibheann with her pints of water we knew it wouldt stay that way.Ah the famous walk to shambles and leap froggin shane.I thought it was goin to end up like one of those "uv been framed" moments or "kerstie's home videos"(she was a twat)wen u know something bad is going to happen but u still watch it.And shambles not as bad as I thought it would be.It doesnt hold a candle to time.I thought the whole church theme was a bit odd but who am to judge.I wish nicola didnt take those pictures of me wen i wasnt expectin them.oh yea and grace with JJ's hat.I think laura had a go with it too.Also somewher in the midst of shambles someone smacked me arse.All of us near the end with "living on prayer"Overall a great experience.

But on a serious note kerstie u rock.Great weekend was had by all.

Horatio: At the end of the day truth is all we have.

Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"