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Conor Ryan

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I Am Robyn's Buttplug Loser :) & Yes Me Changing His Quote IS Imature lol Bring On The Bollocking
Me, Myself, and I
... err hi? not rly sure wht im ment to put where so... well i er live in hastings..... and ..... er.... go to filsham valley school... and .... err..... meh screw this, i got betta things to do


peace out!
Music
the hoosiers, trivium, silverstien, wheatus, blink 182, my chemical romance and lately, arctic monkeys
Films
sean of the dead, space balls, shrek 1, 2, and 3
Sports
hockey b, ball (tho i suck at both:S)
Scared Of
not rly sure, havnt seen/heard of nefin scary (tho i wanna try a weeji board)
Happiest When
sleeping, with those i love and stark raving... MAD hehehe

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    well that was complicated :s to all you that know (and/or care) ive sorted it out... well it kinda sorted itself out but hey... its sorted whtevr

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  • mum jokes

    YO MOMMA SO FAT...
    Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

    Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

    Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

    Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

    Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

    Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

    Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

    Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

    Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

    Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

    Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

    Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

    Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

    Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

    Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

    Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

    Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

    Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

    Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

    Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"

    Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.

    Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

    Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

    Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

    Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...

    Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

    Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"

    Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

    Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

    Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

    Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

    Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

    Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

    Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

    Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

    Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

    Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

    Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

    Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."

    Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

    Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."

    Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

    Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

    Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

    Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

    Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!

    Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

    Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

    Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

    Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

    Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

    Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!

    Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

    Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!

    Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps sh

    1 Comment 314 weeks

  • chav jokes

    1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
    Innit.

    2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
    Sorted

    3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
    Safe.

    4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
    Innuinnit.

    5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
    They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
    stairs.

    6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
    The bride.

    7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try
    not to hit him?
    It might be your bike.

    8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
    One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

    9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
    What you lookin' at?"

    10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
    Paint three stripes on it.

    11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
    The police

    12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
    A liar.

    13. What do you say to a chav with a job?
    Can I have a big mac please

    14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
    Will the defendant please stand

    15. What do u call a knife in chav-ville?
    Exhibit A

    16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
    A Nova seats 4

    17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
    Granny.

    18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
    One, they'll screw anything.

    19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
    A start.

    20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
    None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."

    21. Why did the chav take a shower?
    He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the carwash

    22. Why did the Chav cross the road?
    To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

    23. What do you call a Chav at college?
    The cleaner.

    24. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order,
    could you settle an argument for us?
    Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
    The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
    "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

    25. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
    Society

    2 Comments 320 weeks

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