A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately­­­­­­­­­,
he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9
years
old.

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.






The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.


Lettuce!!!
T­­­­omato­­­­­!!
Lettuce!!­!­
­T­­­o­­­m­ato!!!­
­Lett­uc­e!­!­­!
T­­om­ato!­­!!­
­She­ screams.
Lettuce!!!
To­­­­­­­­­mato!!!
Whoa!­!­!­
­P­U­L­L­ IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!


Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!
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BACON BACON,EGGS EGGS DON'T LET THEM BOYS BETWEEN YO LEGS THEY YOU CUTE THEY SAY YOU FINE NINE MONTHS LATER THEY SAY IT AIN'T MINE!!!!!!!!/

15 things to do at walmart...when u kno u gonna b there for a long time.~

1.get 24 cases of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2.set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3.make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the bathrooms.

4.walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "code 3 in housewares"... and see what happens.

5.Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. move "CAUTION WET - FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8.when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask " Why can't you people leave me alone?"

9.look in the security camera and use it as a mirrior and pick ur nose.

10. while handling the guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11.dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "mission impossible" theme song.

12.in the auto department practice your "madonna look" with different size funnels.

13.hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME !!! PICK ME !!!"

14.when an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream.... "NO! NO! its those voices again!!!

15.go intoa fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell very loudly," There is no toliet paper in here!"

Repost this if you laughed..... or plan on doing any of these things