1. Name: aisling
2. Nicknames: ash.....blue by brohna
3. Birthday: 15th of november
4. Nationality: Irish
5. Zodiac Sign: scorpio
6. Male or Female: female
7. Grade: 3rd Year
8. School: Dunshaughlin Community College....shithole
9. Future Occupation: journalist....actually dnt av a clue
10. Residence: dunshaughlin aka funshaughlin
11. MSN Screen Name: eh ashxxx..im not sure

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: ha ha dnt ask
13. Hair Length: hmmn sorta long...medium lenght
14. Eye color: blue
15. Weight:its a secret
16. Height: 5 foot...i havent measured myself since 5th class
17. Braces?:nope
18. Glasses?: nope
19. Piercings: ears
20. Tattoos: none....yet lol
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your "Firsts"__

22. First best friend:emmh deirdre i tink
23. First Award:cudnt tel ya dnt hav a clue
24. First Sport You Joined:gaa...does ballet count??
25. First pet:goldfish....dey al died i neva fed dem!!
26. First Concert: ehh destinys child i tink
28. First Love: still waitin..lol

___ Favorites___

29. Movie:hate horrors.....romantic comedies
30. TV programme: desperate housewives...one tree hill..
31. Color: green
32. Rapper: emh jayz
33. Band: the killers,rhcp,ehhh???
34. Song Right Now: umbrella..rihanna
36. Sweet:galaxy
37. Sport to Play:basketball,used ta play gaa nd soccer
38. Restaurant: hah ehh eddie rockets??
39. Video Games:dunno hate video games
40. Store: zara,penneys,bershka
41. School subject:ehhhh history cos its piss easy
42. Animal:dolphin??
43. Book: emmh i duno avent read a book in ages!!
44. Magazine: kiss,heat,ok
45. Shoes: dolly shoes nd runners........stiletoes r jst painful

___Currently___

46. Feeling: tired i wana go bed afta dis stupid yoke
47. Single or Taken?: Single
49. Eating: nope....dat is strange
50. Drinking: nope
51. Typing: ehh obviously if im typin dis???
52. Online?: yes
53. Thinking About: dis is gay y did i take it off ashs page
54.Wanting To:go to feckin bed

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: ahh ye i supose y not!
59. Want to be Married?: ehh yea...my childrens mam isnt gona b a tramp lol
60. Careers in Mind: dnt no yet im only 15
61. Where do you want to live?:dunshaughlin mayb??r dwn south in munster
62. Car: plural ...cars!!

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: as dervla nos i dnt hav a preference lol
64. Hair length:if dey can tie it up its not gud
65. Eye color: brown..blue??
66. Measurments ?:im not picky....jst no dwarfs !!
67. Cute or Sexy: cute......and sexy
68. Lips or Eyes:wat ehhhh eyes!!
69. Hugs or Kisses: hugs!!
70. Short or Tall: same height as me r taller
71. Easygoing or serious:easygoing definately
72. Romantic or Spontaneous:spontaneous
74. Sensitive or loud ? : loud
75. Hook-up or Relationship:emmmh depends on da person!!
76. Sweet or Caring: explain da difference plz
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: troublemaker...

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: yes
82. Broken a bone: nope tanx b ta god..i hav no pain threshold at al!!
83. Got an X-ray: no
84. Been with someone: yes
85. Broken Someones Heart:emmh i doubt it very much wel mayb i hav???
86. Broke Up With Someone: hah ye bu dey wer drunk on a bus wit me
87. Cried When Someone Died:ive neva had sumwun close ta me die...touch wood
88. Cried At School:ehh no i dnt tink so

___Do You Believe In___

89. God:ahhh ya hav ta
90. Miracles:emmm ye i do
91. Love at first sight: yep id say so
92. Ghosts:ehhh mayb
93. Aliens: ahh feck off no!!
94. Soul Mates: has ta b!!
95. Heaven: wel im hopein!!
96. Hell: wel im hopein not!!
98. Kissing on The First Date:no im not a tramp ha ha!!
99. Horoscopes:ye der freaky!!

NOVEMBER BABY --------------------
> Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
> dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
> Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
> your inner and outer beauty and independent
> personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
> and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
> easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
> independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
> crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the
> greatest men are born in this month. If you ever
> begin a relationship with someone from this month,
> hold on to them because their one of a kind

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer)










The perfect woman survived.
She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling. *******














So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen either