If you are using Internet Explorer 6, you may not have the best Bebo experience. Please consider upgrading.

Just Ken

Facebook is progress -- £3 cider is not.

10/7/09 | me too! | Reply

Just Ken
Add as Friend
  • Male, 110, Luv 104
  • from Home is where the flat is.
  • I am Single
  • Profile views: 9,633
  • Last active: 4/24/11
  • www.bebo.com/kendemonium
Post a Comment:

About Me

Tagline
Why take the stairway to Heaven when you can take the escalator to Hell?
Me, Myself, and I
As most you will have heard I have lost my powers of speech in an unexpected tin whistle accident and subsequently have been forced to cancel my operatic tour of Finland. In good news I have been awarded the prestigious 'oldest young person in the North east of Scotland' for the 3rd year running. I will donate the £12.50 prize to a national charity. I'm moving to Glasgow this year and will hope to compete at a national level.

I have been offered a street job playing pan pipes with Native Americans in Glasgow, the money is poor but I get as many free cds as I want.


Deconstruct this Derrida!






You might as-well sleep with me because I'm going to tell my friends you did anyway.

are you smiling because you found 50p behind the fridge again?

also you still owe me half a Wham bar and three condoms.




--



--
Welcome, Welcome, come in.
Leave your coats and inhibitions at the door, help yourself to drinks and whatever is left on the table through in the living room. Don't snoop around too much, there are plenty of skeletons in cupboards, amongst other things. The others have been here for hours, they're in the garden chasing Jesus with an airgun. Jesus is the cat, I'm sure you remember from the last time. Sheila is upstairs sorting the beds, so she will be down in a short while.
Plans
Plans Plans Plans
on Death
Of all the places I could die I would choose Kirkwall Grammar School, because the transition between life and death would be least noticeable there. When Hell fills up, the dead will walk the corridors.
Socrates was batting for the other team all along.
Collection of Greek 'proverbs'///"it's only worth it if you cum twice"///'If the window is open she wants you to look'///'do the Swiss speak swish?'///'Merlin Manson has some good songs'///'isn't it weird how all the pigeons know each others names?'///On pointing to a limo - "That is my dick"
One a day I would like to be
A gentleman.
Excuse us, we are just talking..
She's happy as a bee,
'cos she can see,
A Good day is a Bad day,
unless it starts in Fundee.
---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ----
The dream is dead, long live the dream

close Friends

close Video Box

    help

    Withnail And I - Lighter Fluid

    close Quizzes

    close Polls

    close Blog

    • One man's terrorist is another man's Jazz Boy.



      Several weeks ago, I went to a well known highsteet footwear retailer and purchased a pair of sports shoes. The sport shoes in question were lurid yellow and exciting green efforts designed for running very fast. Maximum impact.

      The woman serving seemed annoyed that I had asked her to DO HER JOB and tonelessly said;

      "I think these will be good for you, they take the attention from your face"

      Before I could loudly state;

      "I'm not sure I feel comfortable being served by such an over-weight and visually offensive member of staff."

      For she was both those things. A young blood with shit hair at the next checkout agreed;

      "Yeah, you could rob a bank in those and nobody would remember you [chuckle, chuckle]"

      The young blood with the shit hair had a point.

      Although this was no chuckle-worthy point, the young blood with the shit hair did have a point.

      0 Comments 304 weeks

    • Dundeehehehhehe

      In the summer, in Dundee, the wind utters nothing, at least not to the steady of mind and sure of place.

      The streets appear malignant, Like a happy man sad with cancer. As Alistair Grey said of Glasgow, no man imagines living here. Indeed Scotland itself so often appears a withered limb. Every street is populated with the lame, everyone here carries an ailment, a disfigurement and wants their money back.

      The young and fatherless, jobless and restless kick stones and glance in shop windows and spit on the corners. But the old find their reasons to keep going. The young mothers push around the fruits of a single night's work, and gather by the escalators in the shopping centers.

      It all fits like a secondhand suit from a secondhand salesman. If you can find happiness here, as my close friend Kipling once wrote, yours is the earth and everything in it.

      Prey tell me why I would wish leave, even for a single day and night?

      the dream is dead, long live the dream

      0 Comments 321 weeks

    • A small letter about the weightless summer days in Dundee.

      Dear God,

      Each day has lost it's shape, each crumpled into the next like a multiple car pile up on the M1, life is sweet when getting up is optional.

      Amen

      0 Comments 322 weeks

    close Games

    close Whiteboard

    close Photos

    close Comments

    Post comment as:

    Share the Luv (5 Luv left)

    Attach a photo from your albums

    • luv Eoin Thomson

      Ummm, I just joined facebook last week. Eoin Thomson shouldn't be too hard to find. The whole facebook thing confuses me still though. Luckily I've not had to speak much German, as I have lost my voice! Actually here is me facebook http://www.facebook.com/people/Eoin-...

      10/7/09
    • Major Danby
      luv Major Danby

      i've not been on here in forever. where are you ken?

      5/2/09
    • Carla
      luv Carla

      happy new year and merry xmas They have been very chaotic!

      1/4/09
    • Mortten

      wee tour diary on the blog now http://mloelaika.blogspot.com/

      12/29/08
    • Pete Mathieson
      Pete Mathieson

      cheers min!yeah will be about hands am sure, hows tricks with you?

      12/4/08
    • Mortten

      11/26/08
    • Jaytee

      I grieve for your loss. I am good, working hard, too hard maybe. How is oneself?

      11/22/08
    • Adam Stevenson

      Yeah finally got the car i wanted lol. Finland? thats random. will be a good laugh when you get back. any idea when you will be back. safe trip

      11/21/08
    • Alex Foulis
      luv Alex Foulis

      Its only a fiver....but i fear i might be right. I dont see any outstanding quality in the team asides from Martins. But maybe Kinnear can turn it around. I think im heading back on the 20th of dec and plan to stay until around the 8th of jan or so. Whats your plans?

      11/18/08
    • Alex Foulis
      Alex Foulis

      Hey man hows it going? Newcastle's season is going well......i have a bet with my flatmate that they're going down. I hope for your sake they dont.

      11/18/08
    • Jenny Quirk
      luv Jenny Quirk

      Hiya! Glasgow's going alright. Finished my music degree and am putting it to good use being a waitress (working is doing my fucking box in...). Plan: get a proper job in January. Hows life treating you? Any nights planned out in Glasgow? xx

      11/10/08
    • Adam Stevenson

      Alright big man hows tricks? When you back on craggy island? You coming back 4 xmas?

      11/6/08
    • Mortten

      http://www.iltalehti.fi/nettitv/?280... I LIKE PORNO. marshall's got fat.

      10/31/08
    • Major Danby
      luv Major Danby

      out of the frying pan into the past. the houses, like the beats, are on fire.

      10/28/08
    • Major Danby
      luv Major Danby

      let's go deadbolt yr shed door, cram yr paper money snug closer than before. ou est le beouf?

      10/21/08