Background-This is lil blog bout Karl Stacey, Simon Crayton and Alessio Moise nightlife and how we roll it on out weekends. We all live by the saying:
"Living for the Weekend"!
Enjoy!

Friday 5th October 2007-Southampton!

Driver- Mad Man Moise
Back Seat Passenger- Crayton
Front Seat DJ- Stacker

Set off at nice round time of 8.30, arriving at our destination at 9.30. Being first timers in the land of the Southerners aka Southampton, didn't have a clue where to go, so basically we got lost, and Crayton and Moise started giving me the verbal, which led to Moise driving down a main road on wrong side of the road and me seeing my life flash before my very eyes. But with some slick driving, Moise got us out of the situation.
The first club we hit was a place called Junk, and to be quite honest, it was fooking Junk lol, stayed for a double vodka and orange juice, and swiftly moved on.
At this point, we found Sammy D, what a legend for letting us stay at his pad on the halls, floor was very hard though haha.
Anyways, we ended up going to a lil gaff called Reflex, which is an 80's club, and thats where the fun begins.
I get the drinks in for the lads, and then wander off to the toilet upstairs with the lads in pursuit. Came out to a lush Michael Jackson tune, so decided to do a lil moonwalk, which paid off with a pull with a 25 year old, leave it there shall i, just ask Crayton, lets just say 1-0 to the Stackertron!
Shortly after we decided to give junk another try. Upon entering we knew it was alot better, and within minutes we were all loving it on the dance floor, in which Crayton turned down a bit of "gammon" as the Southerners say, and she was good looking, but Crayton has standards. Obviously Moise didn't pull as his dance moves are too good, ask Crayton haha! At this point we just wanted to go home, as it was approaching the 2.30 mark. So just to be safe, Moise had word with copper to see if he was over the limit, in which he was, so the old bill got surveillance on his motor to make sure he didn't drive it back to our patch.
This bought on a mad panic to find Sammy D again, as we would be on the streets off Southampton, what could be worse?
We were all getting a bit peckish, so quick bite to eat at Subways and then a mad dash to get back to the Solent halls of residence, which was a 5 min jog away, but being fooked lets say 30 min jog haha!
Finally we had found Sam hanging round Debenhams like a pedophile waiting for his prey, he is like that, so beware. He then took us to his pad, in which was quite big, but coz i had only known him for 5 years we all had to sleep on the floor, what a mug, but still better then being stabbed. Dosed off watching Jimmy Carr Live, and thats where the night came to an end at a tame 4 in the morn!
Clubbing Rating: 4/10
Laughter Rating: 8/10
Overall Rating:6/10
Ratings Comment: Good night out, worth a lil tickle to go somewhere new and put in the old CV and better then Newbury at any rate, could have been better if we knew area better!

Thursday 11th October 2007-Bristol

Driver- Alessio "Mad Man" Moise
Front Seat DJ- Moi aka Karlos

First thing to say bout this adventure is the trio of Lambooners couldn't make this journey, as Simon Crayton bottled it at the last min, and let me and Alessio down big time.
Anyways, we tried to make a good thing out of the situation with just 2 of us, and as soon as we hit the first bar, we did. I got a round in, handed the tender a £10 for 2 drinks, and the wanker gave me my drinks and over £20 in change hahah, thank you, must be doing something right haha. Feeling a bit peckish we quickly head off to the must of every Lambooner night, SUBWAYS haha!
Once scoffing our faces and applying some extra gum to our mouths, we are ready to hit the clubs. First two clubs we try, we get kicked out of for not being students, so we decide to hit the best club in Bristol premature to what we wanted, OCEANA!!!
One word.....HEAVEN!!!! This pla

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