1. Name: Paddy
2. Nicknames: Paddy wha,dropper,hey u ya u da drunk guy
3. Birthday: 13/01.89
4. Place of Birth: Clonmel
5. Zodiac Sign: Capricornonthecob
6. Male or Female: Male
7. School Year/Course: electrician horsebox
8. Schools you went: St Peter n Pauls primary, High School secondary! im deadly
9. Occupation: i told already boss..eeeeeelectrician
10. Residence: Clonmel
11. Online Names: slapitonmenobyabitch,paddy,metpajo
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___YOUR APPEARANCE___

12. Hair Color: Brown boiiiiiiiiiiiii
13. Hair Length: Short
14. Eye color: bluebottles
15. Best Feature: my baby toe kicks alota ass moda fuka
16. Height: 6 on da dot
17. Braces?: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boi
18. Glasses?: i hav nightvision glasses, i am cockturnal,wait a minute i meant nochturnal
19. Piercing: Na boi
20. Tattoos: OH YEAH
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___YOUR 'FIRSTS'___

22. First best friend: havnt a fukin clue..wait mahoney r feno r sumone
23. First Award: baby infants sports day oh baby
24. First Sport You Joined: Hurlin id say
25. First Pet: My cat is a yr older den me
26. First Real Vacation: Wales
27.First concert: Thin As Lizzy in waterford
28. First Love: haha bollix dat

___ FAVOURITES___

29. Movie: Dnt really watch em
30. TV Show: Family Guy,Shameless best show ever
31. Color: Blue r black
32. Rapper: bullshit
33. Band: RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
34. Song Right Now: Mellowship Slinky in B Major
35. Friends: a good few
36. Sweets: are chewin gum sweets
38. Restaurant: Mayfair r da garden centre, sum sexy breakfast ther
39. Favorite brand to wear: anytin i find wooooo
40: Favorite stores: ELDONS
41. School Subject: bollix dat
42. Animal: dunno
43. Book: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha good 1
44. Magazine: nuts r sumtin
45. Shoes: runners dnt care

___CURRENTLY___

46. Feeling: Wrecked
48. Have a crush: na i love eeeeeeeevryone
49. Eating: fuk all
50. Drinking: fuk all
51. Typing: your mother
52. Online?: ya woooooooooooooooo
53. Listening To: If You Want Me to Stay by RHCP
54: Thinking about: Your mother
55. Wanting To: hav a wank, oh bollix i mean say hello
56. Watching: havnt a clue
57. Wearing: scumbag schtuff schwah reebok

__________FUTURE__________

58. Want Kids?: ara shur probly
59. Want to be Married: see above
60. Careers in Mind: electrician
61: Where do u wana live: in a box
62. Car: any fukin ting

__WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX______

63. Hair color: dnt care
64. Hair length: long
65: Eye colour: Blue
66. Measurements: as long as dey dnt disappear wen dey turn on da side
67. Cute or Sexy: Cexy
68. Lips or Eyes: dunno
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70. Short or Tall: shorter den me neway
71. Easygoing or serious: haha serious???me bollix
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous
74. Sensitive or Loud: BOTH
75. Hook-up or Relationship: depends so it does
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Bit of both

___HAVE YOU EVER______

78. Kissed a Stranger: discos boiiiiiiiiiiiii
79. Had Alcohol: what me????are ya mad im a pioneer
80. Smoked: ah ya
81. Ran Away From Home: not really
82. Broken a bone: surprisingly no
83. Got an X-ray: a few alrite
84. Got arrested: na
85. Broken Someones Heart: hahaha doubt it
86. Broke Up With Someone: ya
87. Cried When Someone Died: not 4 ages
88. Cried At School: haha no

___DO YOU BELIEVE IN___

89. God: not really
90. Miracles: maby
91. Love At First sight: havnt a clue
92. Ghosts: ah ya
93. Aliens: wooooooo ya course i do i am E.T
94. Soul Mates: shur
95. Heaven: na
96. Hell: na
98. Kissing on The First Date: oh baby
99. Horoscopes: piece a bollix

___ANSWER TRUTHFULLY___

100. Is there someone you want but you know you can't have? i havnt a clue im always langers

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound
racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off.

Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and MichaelJackson?
A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away
from small children. The other is used to hold groceries.

Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A.When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's hand.

Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's
dreamsevery night?
A. Hanson.

Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?
A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last
10 years?
A: Michael Jackson

Q: What do Michael and homework have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson: If he
hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no
choice but to make him a priest.

The FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house: They found class
A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his
bedroom.

Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their
new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks, "Doctor, how long
before we
can have sex?" "I'd wait until he's at least 14," the doctor replies.

Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night... Janet: Shall we
get a pizza and video tonight? Michael: Yeah, okay, can we get
Aladdin?
Janet: No, just a pizza and video

1. Band.....PANTERA

2. Male/Female....Medicine Man

3. Describe Yourself....Immortally Insane

4. How others feel about you....Psycho Holiday

5. Feel bout myself?...By Demons Be Driven

6. Ex Boyfriend/gfriend...13 Steps To Nowhere

7. Current bfriend/gfriend/crush...Rise

8. Describ where i want to be...The Underground In America

9. Describ where I liv...Where You Come From

10. Describ how i live...Good Friends And A Bottle Of Pills

11. One wish...Strength Beyond Strength