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James Gemmill
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Male, 24,
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- from Glasgow
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- Member since: February 2006
- Last active: 1/11/12
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- the ernsest hemingway of bullshit
- Me, Myself, and I
- When I publish my book entitled "HOW I (would have) CHANGED TELEVISION" chapter one will be called "Wombles should be no more than 6 inches high."
I frequently make cold coffee even though Im sure I boiled the kettle.
I try to never split the infinitive.
I enjoy pointing out the abscence of oxford commas even though they are generaly unneccasery.
I always forget how to spell unnecessary.
My favourite word is "Hetropaternal-superfecundation" and my favourite phrase is "the super fluidity of constenants"
I want to know how Ramon Gerardo Antonio Estevez came up with his stage name and why Anne Hathaway has stayed so young after all these years but Shakespeare barely made it past 50.
I have an irrational fear of forming gill like lamelous groves in my skin, like those on a tuna or mushroom.
- Music
- Lightspeed Champion, Frank Hamilton, Jack Penate, Counting Crows, Bloc Party, Pigeon Detectives, Air Traffic, Nizlopi, Biffy Clyro, Tenacious D, Kate Nash, Incubus, Fratellis, the View, Jimi Hendrix, Amature Transplants, Rat Pack, T-Rex, Queen, Frank Turner, anything with a decent tune that doesnt involve the words "pimp" or "hoes" or arbitrary sighing and grunting.
- Films
- High Fidelity, When Harry Met Sally, Dogma, Pulp Fiction
- Sports
- Rugby, basketball, tennis
- Scared Of
- consequences, you never know whats going to happen with them...
- Happiest When
- drinking tea and smoking a narg over a game of scrabble and some philosophical, moral, spiritual or political debate or getting bladdered, playing pool and dancing to music i dont even like - as long as I'm with my mates (it's not what you're doing it's who you're doing it with). Failing that, writing, drawing, strumming or reading.
- Quotes
- "Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others." - Oscar Wilde
"The only thing that archeaology can tell us with absolute 100% certainty about ancient civilisations is that they were all skeletons that lived underground."
"Given the choice most hetrosexual people would much rather hang around with gay people than the religious."
"Why are all the best things the worst things?"
"Not really horny...could shag though."
"What's Alex Sammonds position on nuclear power?....He's currently got a team of researchers looking into the viability of harnessing it in a suit."
"I wouldn't bother with that if i was you...is that what they said about your face!?!"
"now the last time i did this i burnt myself quite badly"
"in terms of women, what the upper age limit for you guys?...well goldie hawns like 60 and she's still looking good." "where in hades is chris?" - Quotes
- "Mum, just so you know there's a condom behind the TV but its not mine, sum1 threw it at me and i threw it back... well, i hope it's ribbed." "i saw it coming; saw it coming like a whale...on a tram." "I sent a round-robin...well that's no fucking good, why didn't you send a letter?" - Derek and Clive
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4/20/09
Martin Andrews
dude! have you been like abducted by aliens? the "my parents are aliens" aliens? every episode was literally the same, one of them morphed into one of the kids to perform some kind of act, and embarrassment ensued. perhaps in that case, all our parents are aliens? there's some allegory for ya! richard mentioned you might be ill, have you taken any lemsip calpol pepto bismal san tropez tea tree oil vicks tiger bone cod liver oil wolfsbane beconase covonia milk of magnesia piriton nightnurse or olbas?
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4/8/09
Emme
dunno man, fucked. been rinking since yesterday... still going man. alnight partyyyyyyyyyyyyyy xxxxxxx fuck the facebook battle i am a MACHINE
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Stephanie Hill3/5/09hmmm... or not seein as ur not on my mailing list... odd lol well let me kno on this or drop me an email, my addys on my page =]
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Stephanie Hill3/5/09
can u let ur mum know that theres gonna be a surprise party for my mum on the 20th march, il pm u my number an u can txt me let me know if uz will b able to go... its in greenock tho thats the onli thing =/ x
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Stephanie Hill2/27/09
orite, hows that goin? i completely failed english in school mann i hated the subject haha im at strathy doin bioscience... its quite gd but quite borin lol can u pm me ur house number or ur mums mob number plz? im gonna try organise summit for my mums 40th next month =] lol x
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2/23/09
Stephanie Hill
hey big cuzz!! how ya been? not seen u in sooo long dude!! u at uni or anything? x steph
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2/21/09
Linz
ohhh yeah cause as we get older you'll be the jealous one..sure thats how it works...the day i turn 30 and you're still in your 20's livin it up im sure you'll be green with envy...thanks for the bday luv cuz,hope all is well wit u...are you on the sailor jerry's now?Much luv and all that fuzzy stuff xxxxxx
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Emme1/23/09
aha it's 12.22pm, and i'm just home. was at art school last night, then some flat gathering. i'm fucked. i'm not going to be there today. x
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1/14/09
Linz
James you tert,im having a wee something on sunday nite for my canadian affair shall begin next thursday.Not sure exactly what we will be doing yet but Jaz and erin will be there so ye shall not be alone.Hope you can make it,let me know xx
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Louise Brown1/1/09U make it home ok last nite dear? or did u decide to take a we detour to busby or somewhere
bet someone has a sore head this morning haha xxx
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Jerry Jerry Jerry12/31/08
Oh just stop being mean. I hope you fix your new year dilema and have a good one
YAYAYAY i'm goin to claires party FUN TIMES HAPPY NEW YEAR (slightly early) xxxxxxxx
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Jerry Jerry Jerry12/29/08
lolol I do not scare you thats so mean you make me sound like satan Yasss your christmas sounds well gd!! Mine was dull
Am sitiin here wondering why bob the builder is on my telly doin big fish little fish cardboard box...am totally freeked out!!! Also now the exorcism of emily rose is on!!! WOOHOO!! Santa brought me a wee laptop and emm other crap like a watch and money and perfume and lots of random wee things you ken....the usual... NEW YEAR SOON!! what you doin for it??? xxxx
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12/29/08
Jerry Jerry Jerry
Hello stranger havent seen you in a while
How are ye?? Did ye have a good christmas?? WOOhoo new year soon xxxxxx
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Jenny11/27/08
thats kool lol and i did indeed survive, had a nice wee nap to pass the time haha
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Minio11/6/08NOICE..methinks your should give up the day job! or equally you can donate me some of your talent so I can give up mine...our family's not exactly crying out for more scientists...
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Minio11/5/08
be this your artwork??
This makes me think about u
lol
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