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.X.Kate.X.

How do u know a man is sexually active? - He's breathing! :L

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I Pull Tits lol
Me, Myself, and I
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20\11\2009
Ello
wow aint been on here in a while and dnt thnk ill be on for a while again
Jst for those who dnt know where the hell i am
im in Rotorua now on a Dairy farm with my partner Cor, pulling TITS!!! 550 sets of tits to be precise, nah i love milking cows and loved calving, raising 600 calves on my own! Mothers u have nothing on me! lol
ahmmm....still have my fat Donkey Stu, tho up for sale if u wanna buy *hint hint*
yap thas about it. my cell if u wanna txt 0278191955
cheers

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Nessa

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moi 5c hoe lol

My HUNNY BUNNY
03-06-2003 - 24-02-2007
I love u Mana, i alwayz will! and will neva stop loving u!
i miss u sooo damn much already! it doesnt feel right wen im lying in ma bed and u arnt nxt to me! and i get cold coz u alwayz kept me warm!
no one will ever take ur place in my heart! i love u too much so no one can fill that space!
i love u my hunny bunny!
4 EVA ND ALWAYZ!
REMEMBER WHEN....
Remember when "Getting High" meant swinging at the playground. When "Protection" meant wearing a helmet. When the worst thing you could get from BOYS were cooties and the worst thing you could get from Girls was a cold. When your Worst Enemies were your siblings. When "race Issues" were about who ran the fastest. When the only "Drug" you knew was cough medicine. When wearing a skirt didn't possibly mean you were a "Skank". When the only thing that would "Hurt you" were skinned knees. When the only thing that could be "Broken" were your toys & "Goodbyes" only meant until tomorrow... Life was so simple and carefree, but what i remember most was wanting to grow up. "And now, all i want is to be a kid again"
Playboii biarch!
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      Jokes about Men
      Q. How do you know if a man is sexually active?
      A. He's breathing

      Q.What is the difference between a man and E.T?
      A. E.T phones home

      Q.How do you get to a mans heart?
      A.With an axe or a knife

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      Q. What do you call the useless fatty tissue at the end of the penis?
      A. A man

      Q.What's the difference between a man and a toilet?
      A. A toilet doesn't follow you around after you've used it.

      Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
      A: Because men fake foreplay!

      Q: What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?
      A: A widow.

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