100 things about me....

1. Name: Kevin Anthony Peter McDonald
2. Nicknames: There's to many
3. Birthday: 9th June
4. Place of Birth: Dublin
5. Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Class: Yep
8. School: Twas a good buzz
9. Occupation: Student/security beast
10. Residence: Raheny
11. MSN Screen Name: Kevin

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Depends
13. Hair Length: Short
14. Eye color: Blueish
15. Hairstyle: Varies
16. Height: Average
17. Braces?: Nope
18. Glasses?: Indeed
19. Piercings: No
20. Tattoos: Nope
21. Righty or Lefty: Lefty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friends: Derek & Bosco
23. First Award: Got 1 of the fire brigade aswell as a fiver
24. First Sport You Joined: Football
25. First pet: Tadpoles, they all died
26. First Real Vacation: England, Summerset to be exact
27. First Concert: Bitta Boyzone
28. First schooll trip: Glenroe

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Millions of 'em
30. TV programmeS: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip, Family Guy, Father Ted, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Scrubs, Prison Break, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, I'm Alan Partridge, Gavin & Stacey
31. Color: Red
32. Rapper: 2Pac, The Game, Kanye West etc.
33. Band: Take That, U2
34. Song Right Now: Chesney Hawkes "The One And Only"
35. Friends: Pack of wankers
36. Sweet: I like them all
37. Sport: Football
38. Restuarant: Anywhere
39. Favorite brand: Nike
40. Store: Anywhere
41. School Subject: English
42. Animal: Girraffe
43. Book: Autobiography's
45. Shoes: Hurricanes

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Tired
47. Single or Taken?: Single & getting older!
48. Have a crush: Proberly
49. Eating: Nope
50. Drinking: Nope
51. Typing: Indeed
52. Online?: Hope so
53. Listening To: Joe Budden
54. Thinking About: Safe sex
55. Wanting To: Do a cartwheel
56. Watching:This screen
57. Wearing: Jersey, tracksuit bottoms & a pair of 'caines

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: Yes
59. Want to be Married?: In a way
60. Careers in Mind: Spunger
61. Where do you want to live: Dublin
62. Car: Bentley

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Whatever
64. Hair length: Long like Rapunzel
65. Eye color: Red
66. Measurments: Havn't a blues clue
67. Cute or Sexy: Bita both
68. Lips or Eyes: Bita both
69. Hugs or Kisses: Kisses
70. Short or Tall: Small
71. Easygoing or serious: Bita both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
73. Fatty or Skinny: whatever
74. Sensitive or Loud: Not too loud
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Both
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Neither

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yea
79. Had Alcohol: Don't think so
80. Smoke: Indeed I have
81. Ran Away From Home:As a younger troublemaker
82. Broken a bone: Nope
83. Got an X-ray: Nope
84. Been with someone: Yea
85. Broke someones Heart: Don't think so
86. Broke Up With Someone: Proberly, while inebriated
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yes
88. Cried At School: Primary school yes, my mam just left me there found it very distressing

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Sometimes
90. Miracles: Nah
91. Love At First sight: No
92. Ghosts: Ain't sure
93. Aliens: Nope
94. Soul Mates: Kinda
95. Heaven: Kinda
96. Hell: Dunno
97. Angels: Ish
98. Kissing on The First Date: Why wait that long?
99. Horoscopes: No, funny though

___Answer Truthfully___


100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have: Yea, because of a restraining order

1 Women wear high heels to bed.

2 Men are never impotent.

3 When "going down" on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4 If a woman gets caught masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment; instead she will insist he have sex with her.

5 Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6 Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7 Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8 Women always orgasm when men do.

9 All women are noisy cummers; often they will announce when it is happening.

10 People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

11 Those tits are real. Period.

12 A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. Spanking is also a turn-on.

13 Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

14 If there are two of Men present, they will "high five" each other. (and the girl won't be disgusted!)

15 Double penetration makes women smile.

16 Asian men don't exist.

17 If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't beat you to death if you shove your penis in his girlfriend's mouth.

18 There's never a plot.

19 When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

20 Nurses tend to suck patients' cocks as an exam method.

21 Men always pull out, and can hold until the money shot.

22 When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before joining both of you.

23 Women never have headaches... or periods.

24 When a woman is sucking off a man, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

25 Anuses are perpetually clean.

26 Everyone's penis is bigger than yours.

27 Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a penis there.

28 When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

29 A Penis joke is an appropriate lead-in to the so-called "nasty".

30 Geeks never have to beg.

31 Every girl on the planet is bi.

32 When women are having their last orgasm, it's important to show a close-up of the man's face for all of it.

Dunphy makes regular visceral attacks on players and managers he watches, for instance:

on 8 March 2006 when speaking on RTÉ television in the aftermath of Liverpool's exit from the Champions League at the hands of SL Benfica. In a characteristically harsh assessment of the Liverpool team, Dunphy said of their Spanish winger Luis García:

"They (Liverpool) should put Garcia where he belongs - in the dustbin."
In the same broadcast, when asked on his views of Chelsea's elimination from the same competition the previous night at the hands of FC Barcelona, Dunphy said of the Chelsea manager José Mourinho:

"We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer ["Chancer" - Dublin slang word]!"
he also said:

"here we have Cisse, right wing, attempts to put in a cross, BANG...hits the full back, again BANG hits the full back, BANG...off the full back again, and once more, BANG...smacks the full back again.... Millions of euro and he can't clear the first man, I mean...what's he trying to do to the full back here, Kill him??"
He wasn't finished there though. When asked what he thought of Harry Kewell (who had also played for Liverpool that night) he was blunt:

"Fat and a clown. A fat clown for all to see."
During the coverage of Euro 2004, Dunphy told RTÉ viewers

""You need poverty and dictatorship to produce great footballers."
He also informed fellow pundit John Giles:

"Machiavelli was an Italian... Wasn't he, John? Who did he play for?"
After Ireland lost a two goal lead against Holland in 1983 Dunphy wrote about Liam Brady:

"" He is often looked on as a great player. He is nothing of the kind. His performance on Wednesday was a disgrace, a monument to conceit adorned with vanity and self-indulgence, rendered all the more objectional by the swagger of his gait. He was deemed by many observers to have had a splendid game.""
Even after Liverpool went through to the quarter finals of the Champions League in March 2007 after knocking out the holders, Barcelona, (a result widely regarded as a fantastic achievement) Dunphy proceeded to launch a scathing attack on the Liverpool team and manager, Rafa Benitez. This particular outburst has lost any remaining credibility Dunphy may have had with Liverpool fans.

Dunphy's hyperbole is widely parodied in the media. RTÉ's Après Match team, who would broadcast skits after games, delivered a mock example of Dunphy-speak:

"No football team will win this tournament. This tournament will be won by the faceless empires of corporate greed. The Jules Rimet trophy has become hijacked by the world of big business bastards, sold to the TV networks of Satan. There will be a final on July 12th. It will have no soul. It will be Snickers versus Nike."

Dermot Morgan of Father Ted fame arguably did the finest Eamon Dunphy impression on the satirical radio show Scrap Saturday. Different sketches had him engaged in apparent inane and ridiculous arguments. They ranged from his criticism of Mother Teresa for not being a real nun to his attack on the weeks weather in which he said that recent snowfall was not real snow. Morgan incorporated the mannerisms of Dunphy so completely that it went beyond mere imitation. An unsuspecting listener could easily be fooled into thinking it really was him. Example:

"People come up to me and say, why am I criticising Mother Teresa? Mother Teresa is a nun. Well she is not a nun. A tea towel on your head and good works with India's lower class. That doesn't make you a nun."
In 2007 after AC Milan verses Manchester United he called Rio Ferdinand a 'tramp'.

Before the Liverpool .v. Real Betis game at Anfield when Roy Keane announced his retirement from football Bill O'Herlihy stated that in the column about Roy a journalist called him a thug. Dunphy continued roaring at Bill asking him who's column it was. Bill replied it was on the back page of the Sunday Times. "Look at it" he told Eamon. Eamon still